>Wait, you thought this was a date? >AHAHAHAHAHA How

>>34983520
I fucking leave.

I can tolerate not understanding my intentions but being a bitch is NOT something I can abide by.

>>34983520
offer her x amount of money to fuck

if not I leave

>>34983545
This

while shes laughing, just get up and leave

i can see your nips you slut

>>34983520
Who wears WAFFLE fabric (insulating underlayer) as day wear, esp. in tropical zone (CA, FL)?

>>34983520
You want hamburger shame you get cum insted

>>34983576
>CA
>tropical
kek

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>>34983558
She will gonna say some ridiculous amount like 2000 $ for fucking typical fat robot guy.

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Rape her of course?

>>34983520
>Not making sure BEFORE going out with her that it is actually a confirmed date
Shiggy diggy

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>>34983520
>"HAHAHAHAHA! What gave you that idea?! This is coffee."
>unbeknownst to her I invited a more attractive grill out that's on her way to where we're having coffee to go somewhere else
>continue talking until next girl shows up
>"Oh, my date's here. Well, I gotta get running. Have a nice day!"
>leave
>look back
>mfw

>>34984264
Who confirms that going out somewhere with someone implies that it's a date? This is why you're alone. Don't ever do this. See above.

>>34983615
She's insanely hot tho

$2000 is a lot of money but I would still consider it just to slap my cock on her face

I can see your nipples, whore. Also, it looks like your shirt is on inside out. Learn to fucking dress yourself properly.

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>>34983520
>Wait, you thought that i'm paying for your drink?
>AHAHAHAHAHA

>>34983576
Bitches who shop at American Apparel

>>34984388
>who confirms going out somewhere with someone implies that it's a date
I did
Went on a date with a girl three years ago and I've got a confirmation from her before going that it is a date
Although we broke up one year ago desu

>>34983520
>grab her by her thin delicate neck
>bash her head repeatedly into the side of the brick structure
>360 walk away
>bloody bitch gets even hornier and chases after me, the badboy of her dreams

The shills just cuck themselves

>shrug shoulders
>"A man can dream though, right?"

>>34983520
Reach over and grab them nipples.

>>34983520
Spit in her face and walk away desu

>>34984388
>look back
Never look back.

>>34984587
>Although we broke up one year ago desu
That's exactly why you don't confirm it's a date. Your end goal should be to remain single as long as possible so you can rack up a body count right in front of her. Her interest will intensify and she'll inevitably end up throwing herself at your feet if she hears you're good in bed. You wouldn't have broke up if you played it right.

>>34984637
>he's afraid to look back and laugh while he has his arm around another, more attractive, girl
You must've never did this before.

>>34984639
We actually broke up because I went full autstic and assaulted her best friend
But what you said actually makes sense and is a good point

>>34984674
>We actually broke up because I went full autstic and assaulted her best friend
I actually know this feel, man. It doesn't feel good. Sorry to hear it happened. Well, we live and learn I guess. Next time!

>>34983520
>"No you bitch , I was just expecting you to have a couple drinks and suck my dick afterwards . What made you think I would bring I slut like you with erected nips to a date. It's just a cafe don't overstimate yourself"

>not using humor and blatant manipulation to get a girl to think how you want

You guys are never going to learn. I'd banter with her until she'd be giggling like a small child. Always remember women are basically stupid animals who only care about tinglies in their gineys

>>34984413
Literally can go to Vegas and get an escort cheaper than that

>>34984681
Thanks and thanks again for your insight
Unironically makes you think

>>34984662
You want to get her obsessed with you. Look back and it puts the power back in her court. It shows you're still very much interested in what she thinks.

You need to be like the lion. Do not look at those beneath you.

>>34984874
But nowhere near as hot.

>>34983545
/thead
I'd probably curse her out to on my way out

>>34983520
in this instance, she would probably just be throwing a joke at you, testing you. I see most of /r9k/ is autistic though so they took it literally.

>>34985037
>he doesn't realize looking back is leading them on
You, my friend, would be way too easy to manipulate.

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>>34983520
this literally happened to me 2 weeks ago
i invited a girl to see a movie, and she showed up with a friend, i just played along was the most cringiest time of my life, specially when she would rather talk to her friend instead of me.
we're still in contact tho

It is a date. You have no opinion on this. You are here with me and you must love me or I will call the police.

>>34985432
That's how it works when a woman does it to a man. It doesn't work the other way around.

>>34983520
Keep in mind if I buy you stuff you have no choice but fuck me.

>not offering her money