Good evening /r9k/, My name is Dr. Emily Normie. I'm here

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>>34982295
help, doc. I want to fuck a cartoon character

Where do I find a tank of 100% pure helium or nitrogen?

>>34982295
I love the dank method.
Pretty much the best lifestile.

>>34982307
Online.
Its not like helium is regulated.

>>34982304

Thanks for coming today, anon.

Many of my patients are sexually attracted towards fictional and even animated characters. I find this stems from a fear of real connections.

Perhaps growing up you felt rejection from your peers, and this led you to form attachments to cartoon characters?

You have a long road ahead you, but every journey begins with a first step. Try to spend some time away from your cartoons, and engage more with real people. Simply saying hello to three people today could be a wonderful start!

Best of luck, anon.

>>34982295
I have Borderline personality disorder a failing kidney no friends and I've been a NEET for 7 years among a lot of other problems. To top them all off I want to be a fucking girl and I don't know if it is because I have BPD or if I'm actually trans.

>>34982307

Hi anon,

Unforunately, it would violate my code of ethics to help you commit suicide.

Every year, many people jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. Few survive.

Do you know what the survivors always say? That when they jumped, they instantly realized that everything in their life was fixable, EXCEPT the fact that they had jumped.

Why do you want to die?

>>34982336

>I have BDP

Borderline patients, at heart, are merely people who fear rejection. That's your issue, and I find it's unhelpful to attach a clinical label to such.

>a failing kidney

I'm sorry about your medical issue. You can't fix your kidney beyond working with your doctors, but you can fix your attitude towards it. A failing kidney doesn't have to stand in the way of a full happy life.

>NEET

It won't be easy to get a job, but you can start taking steps towards it today!

There's are two basic things you need to pursue employment. A work ethic and an ability to get along with people. Have you got those? What can you do to improve them? What local places are hiring? Perhaps a min wage kitchen job could work for you? You could call into restaurants and ask to speak to the manager? Or maybe apply online to McDs, BK etc. if that's easier? You don't have to be a NEET your whole life!

>I want to be a fucking girl

Lots of people are trans in 2017. Unforunately I am not a specialist in gender so can't really comment on your feelings. Can you possibly speak to a counsellor who has more dealings with trans issues? I can tell you that many people believe they are trans but realize they aren't, and that many trans people do live full happy lives!

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BTW, anons, did you see this poster on my wall?

I think it full embodies my philosophy and I hope you all find it as inspiring as I do!

Sending love as always,

Dr. Normie

P.S Keep those questions coming!

>>34982445
I appreciate the non meme response but I doubt I'll ever be really happy in life. Good luck in yours though anon.

>>34982573

As I wrote in my seminal e-book "A Mother's Guide to High-Functioning Autism in Teens", happenitude begins with attitude!

Adjusting your attitude is how you make things happen!

>>34982295
Gonna give you a life advice robots, never tell your problems to a female doctor, they don't understand and probably gonna gossip about them to other females. I work at a hospital and all the nurses around know when a turbo autist is khv because the female doctors makes jokes the entire day.

>>34982295
How I meet a cute khv girl.
I'm in good shape and good looking, fairly smart, and go to university.
I'm really shy though.

>>34982607
I suppose but I feel like when you're depressed and have a few things causing it (even more than what I listed) its hard to get a positive attitude. Seriously though you seem nice enough I wish you the best anon.

>>34982295
>force yourself to be social
feels like getting raped on purpose so you'd be ruined for the rest of your life

>>34982613
really?
trusting people isn't worth it is it anon

>>34982613

I assure you, anon, confidentiality is one of my top concerns. I would never divulge information about our sessions unless I believed you to be a harm to yourself or to others.

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>>34982295
I want to fuck a girl with a penis, please help me doc

>>34982936

Anon, there is nothing wrong with how you're feeling. Sexuality is complex, and I've always believed we should pursue our sexual interests fearlessly as long as they don't harm ourselves or others.

>>34982530
I don't have any dreams or goals. no hobbies either. I spend my time working or sleeping. everyone who asks me about that always say its really sad to live like that.
I'm not unhappy, but I can tell I'm also not happy either. I also feel like I'm wasting my life on shit I don't care about. but I can't find anything to care about.

>>34982295
I'm bipolar.
I have a lot of anxiety when it comes to kissing girls. The following has happened at least 10 times already (including yesterday):
>think a girl is cute
>leave it alone, cause I think I have no chance with her
>be at party
>girl is drunk
>her friends literally push me onto her
>and tell me to go kiss her, because she likes me
>i don't do it, even though I really want to
>go home and cry/masturbate/both
I can talk to girls just fine
I can tease them, make them laugh, etc
I just can't kiss them
My brain won't let me

>>34982295
>force yourself to be social
I tried this. After a while, I stopped. I would always reach out to others, but they would never invite me. After a while, I began to realize that, if they were really my friends, they would have initiated contact at least occasionally. So I stopped. Actually feels a lot better.