Listen up /r9k/! You now have the same powers as the Hulk, meaning that you will transform into a giant, green, muscular version of yourself due to an emotional trigger. But the twist is that you get to choose the emotional trigger that makes you transform. In your transformed state you will have no control of yourself and you will go on a rampage of your chosen emotion
Happiness means you'll jump around and hug people to death. Fear means you'll probably destroy what startled you or make a huge warpath getting away from it. Anger will make you do what regular hulk does. Lust will make you... well you know what you'd do. Ect ect...
The only other way you would transform is if you were in life threatening danger. Your transformation will last 5-7 hours and you will always find a safe spot before you turn back into yourself.
So /r9k/, what emotion do you choose and why?
>>34977901
Being bored will trigger me. This way I'll be sure to have an exciting life.
>>34977901
If I choose sad, can I be hulk forever?
(Not on my computer so [Insert thinking pepe here]
I'd chose 'wanting a bigger cum load'. I'm tired of seeing my sperm just dribble out even after an amazing orgasm. I feel like this would solve my problem.
Don't make me angry chad!
*Robot body expand as he transform into a muscular pepe*
>>34977901
lust
>i wanna be an unstoppable raping machine
>>34978049
I like this answer a lot but my cock is too unpredictable. What if I get horny riding the bus home or while I'm browsing 4chan? Or perhaps thats part of the appeal, life would definitely be a lot more interesting knowing an unstoppable rape monster is just a dirty thought away.
>>34978049
This
The never ending rape begins
>>34978049
>>34978364
But how do you plan on living your lives if getting horny puts you into a rape rampage? Could you give me a bit more detail of your plan, or why you want that?
When I feel a strong want or desire to do a bad habit (or drug). So I'd basically be like the regular hulk, but at least it would make me a better person in the long run.
Also if I choose self hatred would I beat myself up?
>>34977901
Too bad I never go over the edge. I'm like an emotional black hole and can just take it forever.
It's probably why I haven't killed myself.