>Ugh... my boyfriend is such a dick. >Can we just go out

impure intentions yield impure results

When did I agree to pay for you again?
Be an adult

>That girl

You're not hot enough to have a friendzone. Later.

Oh wow, you're a therapist! That must've been hard!

>>34974762
>That attitude
Nope
>That appearance
Not hot enough

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>>34974820
>>34974851
>>34974814
>Don't be such a buzzkill, lets have fun!
>I just wanna have some drinks and get crazy... you know, you never blow off any steam and you've been looking awfully good lately.
*eyes*

>>34974762

Looks like your average Instaslut. That already is a big no-no.

So no thanks.

>>34974884
>still not hot enough
Nope fuck off bimbo

>>34974762
You mean leave the house and socialize? Nah I'm good.

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>>34974900
>>34974906
>>34974924
Ugh... you're starting sound like a virgin loser, Anon...
Whatever, I'll find someone cooler.

>>34974965
phew that was scary

>>34974965
Good original riddance.

>>34974965

K, you do that. I'm gonna invest my time in better things like watching movies or sleeping.

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>>34974992
>>34974997
>>34975005
Can you give me a ride to Brad's house, though? He's waiting to borrow his mom's car so he can take me out... I had gotten my hopes up for going out with you, but....
*looks down and brushes your arm*

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AT LEAST BRAD STILL CARES, YOU JERK, HE'S A GREAT LISTENER AND SO EMPATHETIC HE OFFERED TO PICK UP THE TAB

>>34975027
... what the fuck is wrong with that picture

>>34975090
Kek, typical stacy and her typical nu-male beta orbiter.