>tfw my roommate has marijuana and alcohol in our dorm >tfw

do it faggot. it'll teach him not to be so careless around people like you

>being this autistic
>thinking it won't be obvious it was you and thinking there won't be severe consequences and social isolation for your actions

Do it you can get the room to yourself

>>34973594
people won't act on assumptions they're already spineless enough as it is

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>>34973594
>social isoIation

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>>34973594
>tfw already socially isolated
it isn't a punishment if you enjoy it

>>34973639

>thinking anons roommate won't immediately know the weird uptight sperg he lives with narked

>>34973661
>>34973737

Anon is in college and has chosen to share a room. Besides being objectively borderline normie (failed edition), he clearly wants to belong on some level.

>>34973456
>tfw be a guy
>tfw hate myself and be depressed as fuck so i drink alcohol and smoke weed to escape the crushing thoughts of being sober
>tfw the only one who knows about my weed and booze is my roommate
>tfw the authorities suddenly show up and want to search my room
>tfw i get kicked out of the school
>tfw my parents will kick me out on the street once they know about this
>tfw i will be a depressed homeless guy with zero money
>before i am forced to leave the premises i leave a note for my roommate
I will kill you YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SNITCH ASS BITCH, MY SMILING FACE WILL BE THE LAST THING YOU SEE BEFORE I RID THIS WORLD OF YOUR PATHETIC EXISTENCE, YOU HEAR ME??

>>34973803
Not quite. Parents gave me two options: college or homeless. Guess I didn't feel like dying on the streets quite so soon
Also, I have two roommates. The other guy is alright in that he doesn't have any annoying habits, and like me, he neither drinks nor uses drugs. It would come down to either one of us doing the reporting, and as we would both deny it, no one would ever know for sure

>>34973594
>When you actually care about being isolated from people like that

>>34973947

They're going to know it was you. Never underestimate what you present to other people.

>>34974047

>when you're still not caring as you spit out your teeth

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>>34974149
You underestimate my power. He's a skelly spic faggot, and I have deceived him from day one. He thinks that I don't care/am actually interested in his activities. I'm not so autistic as to be unable to manipulate normies. If anything, he would suspect the other roommate, because he moved in late. I could definitely get away with it and there would be no issue. I HAVE THE POWER