>college THOT left a hickie on my neck >mom notices and

>>34973434
what's the problem? are you embarrassed? get the fuck over yourself.

>fucking around with thots

baka don't even give them the time of day you dumb faggot

Shouldve looked your mom in the eye and told her about all of the bitches you've been banging, no condoms.

>>34973434
This is nothing to complain about. They think your not a "straight dude that faps to traps"

>Talk to mom about all of the sexy scientific discoveries
>She obviously doesnt care
>Change the subject to me not having a gf
>Give same bullshit response as always
>She taunts and teases me because shes a faggot ass bitch
>Don't care to talk with her anymore
>feel bad and go home
>Don't speak to her for weeks
>Same cycle after she calls me again
>Occasionally asks If im gay
>Get mad and tell her I don't give a fuck "All of you women are weird, you do weird shit and you can't be trusted"
>She gets mad and eventually tries to hang up
>Can't hang up phone on oldest son
>Just wan't to talk and be happy with mom
>Same story with dad
>Haven't seen the faggot in 16 years
>Invite him over because Ive been dying to have a dad like every fucking body around me
>makes fun of me for being a virgin nerd in my own house
>Attempt redemption through retaliation
>He fucking destroys me because we're basically the same person but hes a seasoned vet with the insults and comebacks
>Petty mode hits critical levels.
>Gently kick him out.

Why the fuck do they wan't me to have sex so badly. I can't even hang out with my parents without them bringing the shit up constantly. I havent seen or spoke to them in weeks, I literally don't know how to go about finding and sexcuring vagina. I just wan't to enjoy my hobbies and help others stave off depression.