sup /r9k its my bday today, turning 27.. still a virgin, ne

>>34970065
bamp.. thread represents my life for sure

>>34970065
blamps

I'll pay, but you're going to need to provide a picture of yourself and why you need a prostitute.

>>34971099
I'll contribute, but we need this.

>>34971099
Do you think back page is like ordering a fucking pizza? Whores only accept cash and in person

>>34971170
>t. Guy who's never ordered a hooker

Many accept paypal my dude.

>>34971099
Checked nice numbers my friend

I will contribute as well but I need a time stamped picture and a short blurb detailing why you believe yourself worthy to be a normie

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>>34971099
>>34971132
op here.. having second thoughts tho

>>34971170
>>34971216
many list credit and e-transfers as acceptable methods

>i dont think im so bad looking
>just very awkward and big anxiety

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>>34971270
timestamp..

you guys have experience with hookers? is it worth it? maybe ill just keep waiting

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>>34971270

not bad, u look like peter saarsgard

>>34971270
>>34971363
You're a fucking chad, I'm not giving you shit. Get the fuck off my board.

>>34971363
You're not bad looking but the face you're making in pic related is an absolute turn-off, explains why you're virgin if that's your resting face.

T B H you could be a total normie if you smiled more and maybe got jaw surgery

>>34971453
i just gained some weight over winter.. normally im like 170, now im like 230.. once i get in shape my double chin disappears

>>34971436
ill take that as a compliment
im having second thoughts anyways, maybe ill just start to get drunk and see how i feel after that

>>34971270
>>34971363
>that dead look in his eyes
somebody please get this man a whore

>>34971481
>i just gained some weight
>60 pounds

Desu it sounds like you stopped hitting the gym and started hitting the bottle a little harder

>>34971516
yea been munching shit down like a pig..

>>34971490
you got experience? is it even worth it to fuck a whore? imma go poor myself a drink, see if that helps me loosen up

>>34971552
Well what are you looking for? If you just want to lose your virginity and fuck then why not? If you want some affection then it's not going to be good.

>>34971170
That's what bitcoin is for numbskull.

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>>34971436
shut the fuck up this anon is probably older than you and still a virgin we need to help him a robot isnt based off looks and chads arent based off looks alone

>>34971270
i love you anoncc

>>34971584
op back.. ok ill let first dubs decide if i should do it or not.. got a whiskey and rye to get me loosened up.

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>>34971960
don't do it become a wizard instead

>>34971960
ps i can only host in my dads truck.. which is spacious, but is it even worth it at that point?? cheers to lonely me

>>34972015
saved. that is a possibility

>>34971960
bamp rolling

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>>34972015
only kek can decide this robots fate

>>34972225
op here, getting mah buzz on.. lez go kek

ok guys, who wants to get op laid? anyone willing to do it? ops face loooks like he needs it

>>34972438
sorry op.. everyone left, im too poor too or i would

op here, after some drinks im ready to get this party started, if anyone is generous enough, ask to wear crotchless panties if you call her up.. imma take a quick shower, and pour another drink

http://hamilton.backpage.ca/FemaleEscorts/e-transfer-available-outcalls-only-tired-of-fake-pictures-contact-me-now-karly/45636447

if not im just down for drinking with fellow bots

>>34972769
op back.. guess im drinking alone, all good. just another night. time to start librarians instead, anyone watch this?

>>34973207
original comment. come on guys lets get OP a whore

>>34972769
Someone help OP, I would help you but I'm a neet and in another country

>>34970065
Why is it always a fat guy with an HP.

>>34974294
life is sad anon.. no one will help me

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this is my fav girl on backpages

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head tax

>>34974854
>>34974804
ok, op here.. ill take her