>Anon please Chad is drunk again c-can I crash at your

>>34961945
Cash at your orbiters house how bout dat

>>34961976

Leave with your normie memes.

>try to say NO! in a fit of confidence.
>look into her eyes
>our gazes lock
>feel pain
>turn head first to the right
>turn it up, in a vain attempt at regaining confidence
>turn it down in defeat.

Yes Stacy. Be my guest...

>>34961976
but you're one of her orbiters, you retard

You look like you've been in a crash already

>>34961986
U mad bro
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
U have been trolled boi

>>34961998
No I am not , I don't even know her .
I would just shoo the roast away

>>34961998
Guess he just freed himself.

I guess. You should call the police.

>>34962012

Omg, u so fanni.
u shud be chlamydian

>>34961991
>give Stacy shelter
>have to stop playing vidya because she's bored
>she doesn't want to watch any of your movies or tv shows
>just lies in a corner of your room with her phone
>her phone rings
>"Anon sorry it's Chad he wants to make peace can I invite him here' Pretty pls"
>too beta to say no
>Chad comes
>"hey fatty can I talk to my girl alone for a sec yeah ok thanks mate"
>Stacy and Chad lock themselves in your room to have loud sex

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>>34961945
Yes
>but you have to eat all of the eggs

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>>34961945

Hey bruh, you that fag whiteknighting my gf

>>34962084
was this meme EVER funny?

>>34962056
Nice ebin memes fellow memelord
XDDDDDDDDDDD

>help her
>you become close
>she leaves abruptly one day and Chad sends you a snapchat of her blowing him

roasties not even once

>>34961945
y-yes of course... could... could i kiss your feet?

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>>34961945
STUPID ROASTIE LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34962092
Has it EVER NOT been hilarious is the real question? The answer is no.

>>34962092
i was trying to retell it to my gf right now and i literally couldn't catch my breath, brought tears to my face and now my abs hurt.

>>34961945
No, your can get beatin again lol.

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>>34962063
>Chad about to climax
>Stacy says that Anon won't mind if he'd jizz all over the curtains.
>Hear it all clearly. Let out a whimper and suppress the tears.
>Chad jumps over and releases thick alpha cream all over the drapes.
>Time to go bitch
>Stacy chuckles and follows along
>Thank you Anon. You're a dear.

>After a few minutes, the landlord comes in to collect money.
>Looks at the cum stains.
>Whiffs the smell.
>Throws me out to the streets.

>my body when writing this
>Throws Me out

>>34961991
>She comes on to you and attempts the benis in vagina
>Chad finds out
>Tries to beat your ass
>Chad only found out because you told him before she did out of anger
>Still tried to beat your ass
>Feels bad later and apologies
>Tries to make it up to you
>Don't care just want to be alone

I've been here too many times. I'm tired of this retarded shit. I'm an adult now. We should handle things like adults and obvious signs of abuse are ass rape tier. If these stupid fucking whores would report them everything would be just fine.

The last 2 women Ive met in this situation are STILL i this situation. Dating rapists and abusers but the catch is they're on some MUH INDEPENDENCE bullshit so the guy is basically a cock sleeve until they find another one. They dont care for the love and companionship like they claim. They crave the abuse attention and sex more than men. Most but not all. Its not their fault. That's just the way it is and I don't want any more part of it.

The utterly broken ones are the best. They're completely under your control if you treat them right. A bit of physical abuse doesn't completely break you though. My sister is completely broken. My best friends mom is too. My mom is not. She refuses to break and thats why shes a whore with 7 kids that can't keep a guy for more than a year.

If you run into this problem. Try and think rationally and say no and move on. Dont waste your life on these people

>>34962637
how do you even know so many people?

>>34961991
>>34962063
>>34962386

Man what the fuck this has to be a joke, please tell you people really aren't this much of a fucking doormat to let everyone step over you like that..

Fuck that makes me angry, how can you even be that submissive in your own head? Why the fuck do you allow anyone to be even minimally condescendent to you?

What the fuck

>>34962386
>getting kicked out of house because of some cum on the curtains
it could have been a good story but ya blew it

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>>34962781
because i love stacey but she doesnt love me so i guess its the best when i do everything she wants so i can atleast make her happy.

>>34962063
I hate you.
I wasn't ready.

>>34962808
Show me how's it's done mane.

>>34962832

well then beat up chad then cuck him

>>34962867
I already did mate, I wrote >>34962063
No need for a finale, leaving the story open to interpretations about what happens after they finish fucking in your room is the point.
To each one, their one.

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>>34961991
>fit of confidence

>>34961945
Sure, if you suck my Dick, whore.

>>34962886
but i like her and want her to be happy and she seems to be happy with him and i am sure i cant make her more happy than he can.

>>34961945
Sure, but I'm going to whatever I want to your feet

incl massaging them and sucking on them and more

>>34962945
>Sure, but I'm going to whatever I want
you're going to what? finding your lost verbs?

>>34962901
The same thing could be said about your part then.

Have a feeling that you wanted to close the story, but someone usurped that from you.

>>34962925

shit man you're me when I was 17, except i actually cucked chad and kind of felt bad, time to man up, fuck the bitch and cuck the boyfriend or leave forever and pretend she's dead to you

>>34962971
>The same thing could be said about your part then.
excuse me?

>>34961945
>implying my mommy and daddy would let me bring guests

>>34962978
i dont know, im 24 and this shit went on for 5 years now.

>>34962998
>living with mom and dad
you have to be 18+ to post on this site

>>34962965
Would say that he avoided the word "do" to emphasize the passive nature of the beta.

Clever.

>>34963001

well i'm 19, this was 2 years ago and it had been going on for 3 years

i kind of didn't care about getting beaten since i was a minor and chad was 4 years older

your situation is a bit more complicated at that age i guess

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>y-y-y-ou need a place to stay? Just call me bruise cos I got you covered!
>ha-a-a my room is in the basement, come on babe I'll BEAT YOU DOWN to the b-b-e-e-ed
>n-n-ow g-get comfortable and I-ll fetch you some water o-r would you prefer Punch haha
>i-i-'ll rub your fe-e-et cos like the receiveing end of chads punches you've been on them all day haha!
>-n-now how about a kiss babe?

>>34963071
>>i-i-'ll rub your fe-e-et cos like the receiveing end of chads punches you've been on them all day haha!
don't get this one

Painal or get lost, you ho

>>34963107
think thats the point
he is autistic scum and cant make good jokes

>>34963185
no I mean, I got the other jokes, maybe they were not good, but I got their meanings
I really don't get the meaning of that one.
I'm no native american so maybe it's just lost in the translation

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAH ANON PLEASE CHAD WANTS TO BEAT ME AGAIN WON'T YOU DO ANYTHING AAAH

>>34962808
No, she blew it. Literally

>>34963289
No, let him beat you, then you'll learn to be less of a cunt.

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>>34961945
Yes of course you can stay because my dad taught me to always help a woman in need. I will not just leave her to rot on the streets and have Chad hunt her down. She can stay at my home for as long as she needs. What is mine is now hers. No need for sexual favors.


But I know that I'll do it because I love her and enjoy her company. But I also know damn well she'll be back at Chad's place in a week.

>>34962832
I don't know man I've never met anyone desperate enough to let a women cuck them like that.

>>34962088
tbqh these guys look more like fags than most robots on here.

>>34962063
You forgot.
>Masturbate to the sound of Chad plunging his penis into Stacy's vagina.

>>34961945
No s-sorry

>>34961945
Yes, but I don't really trust strangers so we can call asleep together on the couches watching tv.

>comes to your place covered in bruises and cuts
>when youre in the bathroom she calls the police
>tells them you are beating her
>they break your door down, beat the shit out of you and arrest you
>get charged and sent to prison

no thanks, stacy, not falling for hat one