>you make stupid /r9k/ thread >meanwhile Chad eats her

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hop chad liks yeast roll haha

eh I don't really feel jealous about some cuck lapping up a cum receptacle

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>>34959473
>chad
>eating pussy
>pic related putting himself in a sexually submissive position

>>34959518
This. Why would Chad lick where Brad put his peewee in, the previous day?

Eating pussy is for fags

>>34959473
apu wit da rhymes
>>34959500
apu wit da bants

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>you talkies on /r9k/
>normie takes husky for walkies

>>34959651
Shit rhyme desu

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>>34959660

I know, I couldn't think of anything good

>>34959473
>You image dump
>chad pumps her rump

>>34959673
Where is this literal semen demon from?

>>34959677
>You sit at home and jerk
>Chad kebabs her like a Turk

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>>34959679

Thats my daughter and her name is Ebrietas! She's a cutie! She's not for lewding! Be nice to my daughter!

Men who eat pussy dont get laid

>>34959690
Nina Hartley says they do, why would my porn MILF waifu lie to me.

>>34959689
I want to hug_ your daughter, anon, until she becomes very happy!

Not everything in life revolves around sex, you know. Think of the most powerful and influencial men alive today, and think about the fact they are possibly having less sex than your average Chad.

>>34959651
Yay!!!! Husky guy is back

>>34959754
>Donald Trump
>Having less sex than anyone
"lol"

>>34959651
>wake up
>fap
>ask for husky on r9k
>cry
>sleep
>repeat.

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>>34959777

How do you know how my day goes?!

>>34959754
MGTOW represent.

>>34959789
autists have very simple minds

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You make threads starring Apu
While you're oneitis swallows Chads goo

>you've never been kissed
>and life's made your pissed
>so you wear out your wrist
>and cry for what you've missed
>Chad doesn't exist
>but your feelings persist

>>34959473
I have a gf so I can eat pussy, and make stupid /r9k/ threads.

You guys should try it some time.

Oh wait

>>34959473
>you dream of touching her soft skin
>chad decides when to break her in

>nothing but the best you want for her
>but chads pump & dump she'll still prefer

>you have to try your best to bot get ghosted
>to his friends about her pussy chad boasted

>you post a witty new name for Mike "the christian zeus" Pence
>after a long blowjob chad the pussyfucking will commence

>>34961008

Is english not your mother tongue? Or do you exclusively craft clunky rhymes? If it is the latter , i can into it.

>>34959473

Cool. Girls hate me just for being quiet. I think I'll manage.

>>34959754

Uh huh, sure thing, pal.......
Sure thing......

>You make a thread in the chon about 'muh JOOZ
>Chad fucks her violently from whence she poos

>>34961129
i think you are confusing "hate" with "not caring"

>you make a thread complaining about chad
>she's moaning out, calling him her dad

>you can only love when in your dreams
>she rides chad until she creams

>>34961247

>creams

Is this terminology used exclusively by virgins?

>>34961267
Could have said "screams" and it would have been a better rhyme.

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>>34959473
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5818edb5bdfed

>>34961267
>>34961289
>i fail at poetry
>she will never notice me

>>34961311
>POL

this is an original comment produced by anon

>>34959473
what is this "pussy" and why would Chad want to eat it
it is better than bread? Can I also have "pussy" instead of posting here?

>>34961109
Yes, englisch is my second languge (although I have been living in an englisch speaking country for a few years now)

The main issue is that I always used to post in these threads and have probably written hundreds of these rhymes by now. They keep getting longer and more complex since I want to keep it original

>girls don't even want you in their vicinity
>chad just took your crush's virginity

>she say she only likes you as a friend
>for chad over the nearest table she'll bend

>you spend your day pondering about what she said
>chad fucks her pussy until it's sore and red

You're making threads
you're wishing him dead
you know his name
he's got no shame
Chad can play the game
she makes you feel like John Wayne Gacy
You've seen leaked photos of her in something lacy
in class she was always spacy
fuck off, Stacy.