>there are not only infinite timelines where you luck out

R9kers are bullys.

The many worlds interpretation is simply a hypothesis.

Even if it were true, the "other mes" wouldn't really be me. They would have different genetics (even the environments you encounter in your life alter your genetic makeup and how your genetic variants express themselves) and different conditioning, ergo they'd be different people.

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>>34959132
>There are 0 timelines where you're a cute loli, because you wouldn't be you.
>The timelines you're a Chad in are when you are you

>>34959132
I hope they're happy at least.

>>34959164
The many worlds interpretation has nothing to do with what OP is saying, and even what OP is saying is purely conjecture.

I'll do you one better though, OP. If the Universe is infinite and homogeneous, then there is a perfect copy of the solar system and Earth an unimaginably, inconceivably vast distance from here, where you and I are having this conversation RIGHT NOW in some reference frame, and even further away from there, your fantasy is taking place. Universe's gotta be infinite for that to happen, though, but there you go.