>you weren't born on a tropical island or south Florida

Why not plant some fruit trees of your own?

>>34955802
>was born on a tropicalish island
not that great

>>34955845

is it bermuda

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>>34955845
>not that great
why

>>34955903
Can pick fruit off trees, be in sun and stare at ocean, but unless you're a tourist you still just have a normal life with a boring job and spend all your time doing boring things.

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>be a shut in
>live in Miami, Florida and 30 minutes away from the beach

I hate Florida so much

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>>34955802
>tfw never seen the ocean

>>34955802
>You weren't born in South Florida
>You will never have to suffer amongst the largest gaggle of turbonormie shitskins and rowdy retarded niggers this world may have ever seen
>You will never spend a whole year longing for just a single day where the weather isn't humid sun or shitty downpour
>You will never encounter some of the nation's worst drivers
>You will never witness your house sink into the fucking ocean due to global warming

>>34955802
Living somewhere warm has made me obsessed with snow.

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>>34955802
>tfw your country is literally landlocked
>tfw no ocean

>>34956121
Borders r dum

>>34955938
Why is Pepe so smug here? He's about to get eaten by someone, he will most certainly die after getting bitten into pieces.

>>34955802
>wanting to live in the heat
Are you thin or something?

>>34955802
>>34956256
Also, wanting to get tan?*
You a shitskin or something?

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>>34956227
How nu are y0u?

>>34956265
Shitskins and niggers can't get a tan, you idiot.

>>34955983
>you will never experience the lack of weather variety
>you will never see snow
>you will never see a mountain
>you will never gaze upon the distance and see snowy mountaintops or interesting landscapes for that matter
>you will never stumble on unhibited land without bootybothering the injuns or feds
>you will never see the leaves brown during autumn
>you will never converse with white people
>you will never have a miserable time at 5 pm driving anytime in the week
>you will never have the only hobby you can enjoy be limited due to where you live

Oh wait, this is exactly my reality haha