>check phone >go to messages >last social message was

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>>34955778

>get a message on my phone after 6 months
>OH BOI SOMEONE WANTS TO TAL---
>Massive fire warning, please don't light fires anon
>mfw
>my soul when

>>34955804
light a fire and firemen will come to you

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>>34955778
same here anon.
>phone beeps for message
>feel panicky
>it's just the pet store saying they have a sale on
>relief
>then sadness realizing I haven't had a message from a real person in recent memory

>one contact on phone is oneitis
>blacklist my parents because my mom keeps texting me that im not normal

>phone rings, unknown number, don't answer
>repeat for months
>55 unchecked voicemails from unknown numbers

I just don't care anymore

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>>34956183
>my mom keeps texting me that im not normal

>No phone
>No social media whatsoever

I'm with my brother 24/7 so I think that's why I don't care.

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>>34955778
> Every now and then my phone vibrates randomly
> Never actually get any messages

you robots don't know TRUE suffering

>>34956214
Unknown numbers are fun for me, never know who it will be

Where is your curiosity? It'd actually kill me if I missed a call from an unknown number and I never found out who it was

my last social message was 1 week before my bday

no more message after that, tell me about it

what is your guys record? mine was 10 months without a single message, i orbitted a girl until last month thats why i started using it but now im probably breaking my record

my phone dings like I get a message

It's just Microsofts shitty AI bot Zo messaging me

>>34956446
Record was a year, as of recently its 7 months.

why do i even have a phone

only my mom calls or texts me