>4:00 AM >Keep hearing a faint sound of a bird or duck

That's just the sound your mom makes when she orgasms. I'll stop fucking her tight ass eventually.

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>4:00am

>Keep hearing a faint sound of a husky howling thing going "Awoo awoo, awoo, awoo, WAN! WAN!"

I'm fucking losing it

>>34954819
>>34954822
fuck you, shitposters

It's probably an autistic burglar

>>34954834
>Calling husky anon a shitposter
Fuck you, anon. Just for that, you should have to buy him a husky.

>>34954834

I'M NOT A SHITPOSTER IF I WAS I WOULD HAVE SAGED BUT I DIDN'T

>>34954847

YEAH THIS BUY ME A HUSKY! YOU TELL HIM ANON!

>east coasters

wzup wzup wzup

t. silicon valley bot

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>4:00am (2:00am over here)
>the rats are talking amongst themselves again
>no seriously, there's pauses and structures in their squeakings like sentences between you and I
>slightly different, but distinct, squeaks taking turns and interrupting each other, like an actual fucking conversation

Either rats are more sophisticated than I thought, or I'm going crazy.

>>34955703
rats in the walls af

>>34954804
>"WAAH! WAAH!"
pretty sure it's wario

>>34955703
They are plotting against you. Don't go to sleep tonight.

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>>34954804

>3:00 am
>hear birds
>REEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEE ZING ZING AARRRKKK ARKKK ARKKK

>>34955759
It sounded more like yoshi's Wah

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>midnight
>hear 2 cats fighting outside my bedroom window
>"NNNNAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRLL!
WOOOORRL WOOOOOOOORRL WOOOOOORRL!"

>5:26 am.
>Two raccoons fighting.
>Sounds like someone being hung by their asshole until it's inside out, then it's pulled over their own head.

>live in the country
>no trees for miles
>its 4:30 AM
>complete silence

>4am
>something scratching on the window again
>move the curtain gun in hand expecting a wendigo
>it's a fucking cat
>shoot it anyway

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>3A.M
>Hear crying in the other room
>Home alone and my house is in the middle of the woods

I-it's just birds? Right???

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>1 am
>its pouring rain
>hear weird sound outside
>look out my window
>its Rena Ryuugu
>she is saying "sorry, sorry, sorry" over and over and just staring at me
>she murders me at the dump the next day after telling me she likes me

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>live alone in the forest of Madagascar
>can hear a black kid playing bongos in the next room