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Tfw i can't even fucking cuddle
Seriously, all i fucking want in this world is a qt i can cuddle with every night so i can fall asleep with a smile on my face. In theory, cuddling is pure bliss. But i can't even do that.
>finally cuddling with the qt of my dreams
>she falls asleep pressed firmly against my body, one arm wrapped around my chest, the other holding my hand
>i'm so nervous because a qt i can hardly even talk to is latched onto me
>her fingers start twitching in my hand, and then her leg, like a sleeping cat. CUTE!!!
>my stomach starts getting upset
>have to shit so bad
>what if i shit in my sleep?
>every time i swallow sounds like a bomb going off
>can't breath well
>what if i wake her up?
>her body heat starts to be too much
>burning up, starting to sweat
>lay there wide awake the entire night in total fucking agony with the girl of my dreams sound asleep
>i should be happy about it
>morning finally arrives
>manage to sneak out of bed
>go down 3 glasses of water and catch my breath
>get back in bed
>accidentally wake her up, scaring the shit out of her
>i'm so tired i'm acting all zombie-like
>end up creeping her out and never hearing from her again
If there is a god, he already has me in hell. How can i ever possibly go to bed with a woman for the rest of my life after that nightmare?
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>tfw i can't even fucking cuddle a husky wan wan right now
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When you've had enough cuddling just roll over, forget about her and get some sleep.
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>>34954359
There is no way to cuddle a husky.
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Unless you're a very long slice of bacon.
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>>34954447
I guess i should have done that. I just couldn't believe a girl was so comfortable with me that she passed out right on me. I wanted to savor the moment in case i never saw her again, and sure enough, i never saw her again.
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>>34954307
>literally kills depression
thank you for reminding me why there's 0 reason to talk to women, since this is how they use language.
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>>34954520
They are dumb as fuck, but if my anxiety wasn't so bad, cuddling her would have been nirvana. She smelled so good and her body warmed me up like no other. My dog smells like a cheeto-filled sock and isn't big enough to warm my whole body.
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>>34954458
Yeah, lay in bed with it, lay on the floor, wrap your arms around it while its sitting up. Plenty of ways to cuddle.
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>>34954574
Reminds me of when a girl forgot something on her way out of the bus on the same stop I was getting off so I gave it to her outside.
It had been a really long time since I'd touched a woman at the time, and when I tapped her shoulder I touched a little bit of her hair too. Fapped hard that night, and got a semi just thinking about her right now
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>>34954509
Don't make the same mistake next time. Making it all about her or, worse, savoring the moment in case you never see her again is loser mentality. Weak. Women won't respect you if you don't respect yourself. If you have enough going on to get her in bed go ahead and be confident enough to drop the cuddling when you've had enough and just get some sleep.
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>platonic cuddling with female best friend
>get hard
>she feels in pressing again her and tells me to "sort myself out in the bathroom"
>tfw this is the 4th time in an hour and I know it's gonna take forever to cum
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>>34954659
>tells me to "sort myself out in the bathroom"
what the fuck
it's a natural reaction
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>>34954359
WHY ARE YOU CONSTANTLY ON ABOUT HUSKIES???
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Sometimes I wonder if lack of physical touch damaged my brain. This loneliness hurts
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>>34954676
Yeah but I can't help flexing it against her butt, and she says it tickles.
Also I often precum through my boxers.
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>>34954683
BECAUSE THATS THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD MAKE ME HAPPY BUY ME A HUSKY ANON
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>cuddle
>get a boner
thanks
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>>34954659
Wtf? 'Platonic cuddling'? How does that fucking work?
Also gtfo normie
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>>34954733
Op here. At least you were calm enough to get a boner. I was so nervous that my dick shriveled up into a peanut. At one point, her hand was resting on my pelvic area just above my dick and i was freaking out that she'd feel it.
How am i ever going to have sex when my dick literally runs and hides on me when i'm inches away from it?
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>>34954359
Huskys rape humans anon
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>>34954706
All that trap porn probably damaged your brain
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>>34955160
Humans rape humans anon, whats your point
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>>34955220
get a cat they are superior
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>>34955252
>get a cat
Do you think I'm some kind of normie?
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>>34955265
dogs are for normies
>they crave attention
>you need to walk them
>other humasn will come up and want to pet your dogo
>they can cuck you and bang ur gf/bf
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>>34954307
You don't deserve a qt though. You're ugly. And a loser. And can't hold a conversation that isn't about fucking cartoons.
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>>34955313
Dogs are for robots
>they crave love from you and won't ever leave you
>they get you in shape and help you get out of the house and go for adventures
>other humans will want to pet your qt dog and make small talk with you inadvertently making you feel better
>they might get you a gf because bitches love dogs
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>>34955340
you my friend are just a failed normie
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>>34955366
Didn't say thats what I wanted my dog for I'm just arguing your points, go shill your cat shit elsewhere
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>>34954359
a cuddle a fucking remington in your mouth retard
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>>34955374
just be my dog anon i can buy you a dog collar and walk you
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>>34955413
Go away degenerate.
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>>34955434
never comrad
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