Why, hello there wagecuck! It's me again. I see you've

Fuck you, ive got a 3 day holiday.

I make more money in 1 week than you have ever seen in your life.

>>34949937
A puny 3 day holiday? Wagie, I have a 365 day holiday!

>>34950064
People like me though

I wanna be a NEET. Just can't really do it without neetbux.

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>>34950088
I like the OP, anon, and I don't really like you.

So I'm questioning your assertion, really.

>>34950088
Wagie, my first novel was a sensation. I've gotten countless letters from people telling me how it touched and simultaneously intellectually stimulated them. You probably wouldn't have too much time to read it, it's over 500 pages! That would take you 50 days, if you read 10 pages each night after wagecucking all day.

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>>34950064
>365 day holiday
Everyday is Saturday for all I care. Woot wooooot

>>34950135
You are a shell of a man, so you don't count

Also
>implying one person who hates me equals everyone hates me

Replace hate with anything that means "not like" and it rings true

>>34950139
Cool story bro

>>34950064
Doing what?

Thinking of the most painless way to kill yourself?

Everyday is the same to you.

>>34950243
What a douche. I highly doubt anybody likes you.

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>>34950306
Pranked ya

No one likes me

Well you enjoy being a neetcuck. I'm being a wagecuck and saving money. In a while, will invest this money into my own venture to become uncucked.

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>>34950064
>>34950157

Neet-bro have some mercy on those poor Wagies.

These threads are the reason I come to this board.

>>34950257
Quite the opposite. With unlimited free time every day is different and full of new experiences!

Working the same job every day though? That's incredibly repetitive, every day is the same for wagecucks! Stop projecting and accept the fact NEETdom is superior to being a slave for Mr. Shekel!

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OH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
COME OUT TO PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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>tfw to smart to work

>>34949432
Anon what's your book about?

>>34950139
Sounds like you aren't actually a NEET. You're a writer. Sorry, buddy.

I'm conflicted about being a NEET. I feel like I'm going to regret whatever I do anyway. I'll take it over wagecucking any day but I'm not so sure about a lucrative career.

>>34952672
I would advocate for pursuing a lucrative career over living in a studio on welfare dollars until you die at 50.

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Sh-sh-shut up you loazy NEET! I m-make my c-ontributio- Y-Y-YOU TOO!

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>Wagecucks and NEETcucks fighting their eternal pointless war as usual
Laughing my lmao ass off at you pathetic losers.

What's that NEET? You didn't have enough food stamps to afford that box of tendies this week? Let me guess, another all nighter full of fapping, depression, and regret? Waking up groggy? Another day spent staring at a screen for 24 straight hours and accomplishing nothing, lmao. I'm sure your mother is proud of you and happy that you're still living in her basement in your late 20s.

And how about you Wagie? Made a couple hundred bucks this week slaving away? How was traffic? Horrendous, I'm sure. Oh no, you had to give away a quarter of your check back to your employer and you lost another quarter to taxes? What a shame, I'm sure it was worth it to support your 3/10 gf fucking Chad while you're slaving away at work.

Me, you ask? Oh you know, I just spent a few hours of my morning designing a website for a small business. They commissioned me to do it, $1500 for 3 hours of easy work. That's $500 an hour my friends, at noon I hopped onto my luxury bicycle and took a stroll down to the local cafe to meet up with a friend from high school. I have another commission that I think I'll do tomorrow morning, or maybe the next day. See it doesn't really matter since I'm my own boss. I work when I want, on what I want, for however long I want, and I keep all of that money that I make. I work from home so I get all the money and success of the wageslave while also getting all the comfort and free time of the NEET. It's okay, maybe one day you'll ascend from NEEThood and wageslavery to take the WFH-Pill.

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>tfw wagecucks absolutly annihilated

my god....no.....comeback....

>>34949432

i wish i was a neet ;_; this post isn't even original

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>>34949432
have a good weekend everyone, stay productive.

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Just a few more decades of slavery, wagecuck. I'm sure it will be worth it eventually.

>there are people ITT that aren't in a skilled trade
>pension, insurance and good wages
>when work gets slow in the winter you can ask for a layoff and get paid unemployment until work comes back in the spring

I have the best of both worlds

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>he doesn't draw a salary

wow...

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*Yawnnn*
REE WHOSE THE-

Oh hello, wagie. It's just you. You gave me quite the fright there. I was just getting to bed, I didn't think that you had to go to work this morning. Oh? Whats that, dear wagie? That big meanie bossy boss is making you work this Saturday? My sincerest apologies, I can only imagine how frustrating that must be. Well, drink up that coffee wagie. The times a tickin'. Don't want to be late and get written up again. But don't fret. Your one day of freedom will come tomorrow. I'll need you to fertilize the lawn for me though. Spring is coming fast, wagie. You don't want all of your neighbors to think you are a lowlife who can't even keep a decent lawn now, do you? Oh, and wagie? Save a cup or two of that coffee you are brewing for me. I think I'm going to stay up a bit longer to finish this movie I started.
Oh goodness me! I nearly forgot! I wrote a couplet for you while you slept.

Head up, wagecuck
Another day, another buck

>>34953732
>pension
The pension fund the government forces you to pay into here pays out less than you would have if you just put your money in a mattress, even after inflation.
>Germanfeels

Student masterrace reporting in.
Tons of free time, yet not too much.
I could never deal with being a NEET. Sitting inside all day, alone, staring at my computer, is depressing as fuck.

>>34954487
Make sure to be well rested for that mandatory "white privilege in the context of womyn studies" seminar on monday, held by Professor Goldstein. If you are late you will all your hard earned credits this year!

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>>34952841

maybe they're doing something with their lives rather than refreshing pages on /r9k/ you sad fuck.

I fail to see how NEETs have the audacity to insult anyone, you guys are the lowest of the low, noone chooses to be a forever-alone ugly friendless jobless loser who sits on his ass til his mid-life crisis at 30/40 and ultimately kills himself.

Even then, the NEETs actually getting a semi-livable sum from the government really don't wanna think long term, not realising that they won't get it permamently, it must be fun being a shelf stacker at 40 at walmart, who cares about retiring early or wanting to do something you enjoy for a living.

Jesus, why am I even responding to you guys, it's not like you'll amount to anything anyways.

>>34954604
>Wagey Ragey spends his whole life working to pay for my and other NEET's welfare
>Thinks we're the inferior ones

LMAOing at your logic. You work so we can thrive and yet you somehow do enough mental gymnastics to think you come out ahead.

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>>34949432
This is a hand-made, professionally crafted, personalized response by Smug Wojak Four Vee Two.

>>34954604
Wagey wagey why so ragey? So you will pay the price, roll the poo poo dice!

>>34953732
>not going the entire way and becoming a professional
>not chilling in a comfy office all day with likeminded people
>not getting paid at least thrice of what tradesmen get

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Why, Hello there wagecuck! It's me again.

I see you've managed to make it to another weekend. Congratu-

*DAD BURSTS IN*

OH MY FUCKING GOD, ARE YOU EVER GOING TO GROW UP AND STOP POSTING THAT SHITTY FROG ON THAT PERVERTED WEBSITE YOU VISIT.

YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE SICK OF YOU DOING NOTHING WITH YOUR LIVE, YOU'RE A BURDEN TO THE ENTIRE FAMILY, YOU HAVE 2 WEEKS TO GET A JOB OR YOU'LL BE LIVING ON THE STREETS LIKE THE PARASITE YOU ARE.

GOD, YOU ARE AN EMBARASSMENT TO THE FAMILY NAME, I WISH YOUR MOTHER HAD SWALLOWED YOU INSTEAD.

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LMAO LOOK GUYS, THAT HOMELESS AUTISTIC NEET FELL ASLEEP IN THE PARK AGAIN, LETS DRAW ON HIM LOOOL.

YO TED, PUT YOUR BALLSACK ON HIS HEAD, LMAO FUCKING PRICELESS.

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>>34954812
>I WISH YOUR MOTHER HAD SWALLOWED YOU INSTEAD.
what the fuck is this autism?

>>34954487
Have fun in "white men are evil and must be purged" studies friendo. Hopefully that student loan is too high!

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>>34954604
42yo, haven't had job since 2001, and still loving it. I'll be sure you let you know when all this freedom gets tiring.

>>34952831
>I'm my own boss

No you're not. Who ever gives you Muh commissions is your boss and you're the batch.

You could be on a night out, and suddenly your commision granter realises he needs it done by tomorrow. You have no choice as he's paying you

>>34954526
Where did this meme come from?

T.Liberal Arts University student, never had any SJW-esque mandatory seminars

>>34955739
You just don't realize it because you ARE one of the SJWs.

>>34950139
>No Education, EMPLOYMENT, or Training
Writing is employment.

But that doesn't matter because you're a flat-out liar.

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>mfw I realize it is actual adults posting in this thread

5 autism tablets a day isn't enough

>>34954812
>>34954843
HOW WILL THE NEETIES EVER RECOVER?

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NEET (((master race))) unite. Pathetic fucks.

>>34956905
The NEET one is accurate mostly the wageslave one isn't

I'm a wageslave. I long to be a NEET. Atleast then I could get some contentment out of life without having to live to others standards.

Then again I'm sure doing nothing all day with not money would be equally shit.