Let's make a list of things that are objectively GOOD.

Depends on the pet.

Golf
Anime
Windows 10
New Japan Pro Wrestling
Victoria Justice
Thinkpads
Kiwi Farms

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>being White
>being male
>being American
>being straight
>being attractive
>being rich
>being naturally mathematically proficient
>having good teeth
>having a family
>having parents who love you
>being tall
>being healthy

Anime
Alcohol
Masturbating
Video games

>>34946944
good post

>>34947128
good painkillers for anyone who lacks these >>34946944

>>34946944
>>34947128

Poor bait m8s

Original memes

>>34946850
Reading philosophy (count this as studying)

Having a gf that cares about your wellbeing

>>34946894

What type of pet wouldn't want you to spend time with it, and why would someone want a pet like that?

>>34946850
>smoking weed
>eating shrooms
>having sex with your longtime gf
>getting drunk
>listening to music
>getting high and cleaning everything
>getting high and exercising
>getting high and going to buy groceries
>getting high and walking around town, making single mothers and their children smile/laugh while watching you
>being eternal NEET
>writing books
>following your genius ideas
>NOT doing hard/trash drugs
>playing vidya, watching shows and getting inspired for writing your own book

>>34946850
>cleaning
>using your most valuable resource (time) on something you can pay an immigrant a pittance to do for you
l m a o

>tfw /r9k/ literally doesn't know how not to be degenerate low life's

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>>34947775

>He's never seen the karate kid

Cleaning instills disciple and work ethic

>>34947772

>wasting money

How is that trust fund, fuccboi?