How do I approach girls at the mall? I saw a 250lb dude wearing

>>34940127
>tfw you will never nut in Elle Fanning

>>34940127
I'd rather have the ice cream

>>34940127
because he is not self aware.
you are cursed with self awareness making everything you say or do awkward.

>>34940492
So being taught shame hurts me in the long run?

>>34940735
from the 26 years I've been on this earth I can safely say yes feeling shamed has only been bad for me

>>34940735
welcome to modern society

You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.

I saw that as well OP. But I was at the theater to see Deadpool.

I see all these overweight, neckbeard guys, with dirty grease covered clothes on. They looked disgusting, yet had stacy gfs.
I really don't want to believe the "beeee yourself" meme, but that was pretty astounding. Either that or they just have a lot of $$$$$

>>34940993
mabye dey pussy smell yo

>>34940993
ayo u smell dey pussy? mabey deys pussies be smellin

>>34940993
umm u evr thnk dey pussy smel bad yo ayo nigga mabe dey pusy bad smels

>>34940127
Give them your number lol
Just bee yurself

>>34940993
I have a lot of $$$$, how do I buy a gf?
>tfw paid a hooker yesterday
>tfw couldn't get hard
>tfw easily masturbate to porn a while after the ordeal
>tfw kissless 20yo obese bipolar guy
>tfw this has happened before
Hold me, guys

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>Go to mall
>Cute lady walks by
>Decide to try luck
>"H-hi, hello..."
>She doesn't even look in my direction
>I sit down and soak in the failure
>Drive home crying

>>34941433
talk louder
i also talk very soft and that is a sign of a beta

>>34940127
He was probably rich

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>>34941466
Well, after highschool ended, it's been tough, talking to people you know... I don't know how to fix myself, I'm on the verge of heart attack in any conversation with someone new I meet.

>>34940492
This hits hard, I'm good looking, lift, and make 112k a year but my self awareness makes it impossible to approach a girl. I'd much rather not be self aware.

>>34941102
>>34941174
>>34941217
I don't get it
>>34941321
Well you could be a sugar daddy? There's sites for that. Not sure why you would want that, since they will love your money and not you.

>approaching people in the mall

literally creeper tier

You don't approach them. They approach you.

Accidentally drop money as you walk around. Sometimes they'll take it, sometimes they'll run up and say you dropped it.

If that doesn't work, accidentally spill some coffee on them. It's a good way to make them wet strike up a convo.