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it makes me laugh at how pathetic 99% of you retards are. I revel in joy at the thought of you fatass NEVER getting to experience fucking a girl from behind while she moans and says stuff like: "Jesus Christ that feels so fucking good."
The only thing you're ever gonna feel down there is your own flesh light. Even if you somehow find the confidence to hire a prostitute, your disgusting 3 inch skinny cock isn't going to do anything to her.
Just kill yourself if your dick can fit through a toilet paper roll, your life isn't worth living and you will never please a woman.
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i never had a girl mention jesus christ while having sex but she did mention god
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>he cares about pleasing women
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>he cares about women's pleasure
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>tfw can confidently go to a prostitute because I know I lost my virginty to a girl i loved
forgot how good that feels, thanks for reminding me OP
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>>34939095
How so? "Please God, help me?"
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>>34939040
>normie gets bfto on some random thread
>rather than just fuck off he makes a thread calling all robots pathetic losers to console himself
Like clockwork.
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>>34939040
>Implying a woman would not run from us on sight
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>>34939040
Anons, let me guess.
When you deal with people you're overly polite, right? Well, that's your crippling point. Treat people like actual fucking people, not robots (kek).
Once I had this realization my life improved dramatically. I actually have friends now and recently made out with a girl.
Just be informal with anyone and everyone, but also friendly. Insult them slightly, but not too much. Poke at them. Joke around, talk about stupid shit, they like that.
>used to get drunk at parties and start screaming about gassing the jews and shooting the communists
>got into fights with everyone
>called all the girls whores
>thought about killing myself erryday
>I have actual friends now
If I can do it, you can too anons. I'm sure most of you are better looking and are not skeletons like me, either.
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>>34939223
no as in, "oh goooodddddddd"
you feeling good for putting others down will probably require you to ask God for help as your dumb ass won't be able to fix itself very likely
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>>34939040
enjoy your baby jail and false rape accusations. I hope that pussy was worth it op.
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>>34939334
This, mean to everyone 24/7 can make friends easily.
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