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prologue
>usually only floss when I feel stuff in my teeth
story
>3am watching youtube videos like a faggot
>sudden urge to floss and floss hard
>floss each and every toof
>blood gushing in multiple places like a vegas hotel fountain
>take a thin nail and scrape them like crazy
>alternate flossing like I'm trying to cut clay and scraping hard at the sides of each tooth
>hit a sweet spot in the back while flossing
>electric type pain
>dig at the spot, imagining rotten gross shit in there like they show in the sonicare commercial
>so much pain, so much blood, also it was fucking painful
>feelsgoodman for some reason
>sawing with floss
>can hardly see from pain, and because room is dark
>when it feels like I'm going through skin I stop my hygiene rampage
>except I did brush my teeth after and spit a ton of blood in the sink, surprised no teeth came out with it
>throbbing residual pain is so good
this just happened, to clarify
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Nice.I bet you have the cleanest teeth in the whole world.
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>>34932746
They're not actually so great, the enamel is fucked because I was born with a stomach condition that makes me vomit super easily
thank you for replying to my thread
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Using a mouthwash with thymol (a chemical from the thyme herb) helps prevent plaque from forming below the gumline.
It doesn't replace brushing or flossing but it is a very easy, very cheap way to improve the health of your gums. It also prevents them from bleeding.
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I can't believe I read that whole story. What a waste of time. Fuck you op
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>>34932791
It's good advice, but I kind of enjoy flossing hard. I like picking my scabs too. Probably mental illness, my family is all schizos
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>>34932839
Sorry to distract you from the quality content on this upstanding Peruvian fire juggling chatroom
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I came in this thread expecting a horror story and instead got an incredibly specific feel I can relate to.
Thanks OP. Keep flossing.
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>>34932952
floss it up, my brother
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>some times floss
>only when I feel self conscious about it all
>floss a tooth
>then smell the floss
>makes me kinda gag but continually do it
>eventually get to the point where I can't floss any more unless I want to actually vomit
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>go to dentist
>he compliments me on my dental health
>asks if I brush twice daily
>say I do
>I don't
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I like to floss my butthole
anyone else?
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>>34932669
I didn't read the OP or the thread besides the first 2 lines, but I thought I'd just interject here for a moment.
>flossing
It's been medically proven that flossing does.. nothing. Absolutely nothing. It doesn't have even the slightest impact on your dental hygiene, and it's literally both a waste of time and money.
Just brush your teeth. Twice a day. Don't brush too hard.
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>>34932769
>the enamel is fucked because I was born with a stomach condition that makes me vomit super easily
My NEET cousin who got arrested for CP has the same thing.
Are you my pedo cousin?
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>>34933228
>"wow these are one of the best teeth I have seen in my career, you must have always taken top care of your teeth, good job."
>t-thanks
>in truth I barely brush my teeth twice a week aslong as I don't have bad breath
>meanwhile all my family is having horrible tooth problems, everyone starts to lose teeth at 40
Well, guess I'm the next step in evolution
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