What's your drunk personality robots ? >That guy who

>that guy who's comfy and takes a long sleep, eventually waking up with no hangover

Feels good.

I become incredibly sloppy but incredibly bold. Like i'll be stumbling and slurring a bit, but bet your fucking ass if you released me to a pack of females, one of them atleast is gonna get fucked. My charisma shoots through the roof drunk

I get giggly and start going on autistic rants

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>>34932206
>That guy who disappears early in the night because he knows his limits and notices the party is stagnating

not once has someone said "oh after you left you missed the greatest thing"

>>34932206
I take care of my group of friends. I'm the 'mum' drunk

>that guy who sits quietly like he normally does and eventually goes home to listen to shitty sad music

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I either keep drinking until I pass out, or I attempt to walk/eat my way back to sobriety.

>that guy who after some rounds of whiskey and vodkas, goes to the restroom and sing the crush name loudly by 2am

>>34932206
For me drinking might take more from social fun than it gives since I just get really tired after the buzz you get from the first few drinks and want to go lie down. Never managed to drink myself stupid and violent.
It's great for relaxing at home, watching a movie and playing vidya after a hard day.

>>34932206
>that guy who can tell you every single way that niggers are destroying this fountry

>>34932254

That will change, sunshine. You're just too new to it.

>>34932206
>that overly polite guy who tries to be funny and has a bit of a "whatever" attitude

>>34932206
I drink alone, get very bitter, sometimes depressed
first I start laughing like a retard, then Im just drunk and it's uncomfortable and I wish it was over.

>>34932429
>fountry

>>34932283
You hit the lottery.

>>34932327
>not trying to drink himself sober

I can't remember. I haven't had anything to drink in almost 2 years.

>>34932488
yeah man, it kinda scares me a bit because at some point the idea of "can I do this?" creeps in and it just gets instantly ignored and overridden by my drunk state

I just keep drinking as much as I can until I either can't move or completely lose consciousness. Then wake up the next day in some strange place, find my way home, eat a few ibuprofen and have a few drinks to annihilate my hangover
t. alcoholic

>>34932465
>first I start laughing like a retard, then Im just drunk and it's uncomfortable and I wish it was over.
you're not drinking enough

>>34932206
I either become more open with my thoughts, talkative and forgiving.

>>34932206
>That guy who becomes rude to everyone
why is my drunk me so mean?

>>34932206
I used to become happy and sociable. Now I just get melancholic.

I suppose it's better than becoming violent and unstable.

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From tipsy to good drunk - Extroverted, insanely happy, loud, no fear of consequences
From beyond good drunk to black out drunk - Suicidal, depressed, cry a lot, hate everything about existence

>tfw drink to black out drunk every single day, and have for the past few years now and mostly cry myself to sleep

get real angry and brooding, occasionally violent.
then go home and cry.

>>34932512
just short of puking, usually

>>34932206
Ill do anything for a laugh

>Hey anon! Jump off the balcony
>Alright

>charisma
>will not give a single fuck about anything
>probably will drink twice as hard if given the chance
>skyrocketed sense of humor

>>34932206
Extrovert Chad
I don't know what to do after I've talked to a girl for a while though

>that guy who is more quiet drunk but not in an anxious way but a calm and relaxed way, he feels bliss happiness as he slowly sipps away. He then takes a nice nap

the kind that calls their ex boyfriend and professes their love, gets sleepy, and bobs around a lot

>>34933220
this, desu

tbqh familiar

The one who tells everyone how fucking shit I feel and how I want to kill myself
I don't get invited to parties a lot

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>impatient
>flirty, chatting up with girls
>feelio when you cant make any actual moves anyway cause taken
>usually trying to find (people who'll get me) more alcohol
>preaching about my dreams (this one always gets some ears)

i like parties. it has alcohol and girls.
tomorrow.......

>>34932206
I've never been drunk so i don't know.

>That guy that has liver damage and passes out for 2 days from 2 shots.
I feel like my body and mind is dying.

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>>34932206
>that guy who becomes silent, starts contemplating life and wants to be left alone
I guess that's the real me.

>>34932206
>say stupid shit
>provocative
>likes to fuck with and confuse strangers (fuck you normies)
>again, says a lot of dumb shit

I always enjoy myself a lot while I'm drinking, and have an easy time making friend but the next day always get sad thinking about how retarded I act when I'm drunk

>>34932295
Yeah but that's exactly what happened. At least some of the time. There's not a general formula which you can apply.

>The guy who has fun until around midnight and realises he isn't as drunk and is tired so he goes home

I get quite drunk but it seems as if everyone else around me is completely fucked and wants to stay out until like 3 or 4am

>"Come to the club with us!"
*in my head*
>Ah yes, I really want to be paying an entrance fee, three times more for my drinks and listen to shittier music while you all struggle to string a sentence together
>"No thanks, I have to be up early tomorrow"

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>>34933795
Kill your ass, and your heart and mind will follow.

>>34932206

Just enough and I'm the life of the party. Too much and I become a rapist, literally.

>>34932289
>get giggly
This.

t. >>34932455

I'm
>that guy you don't think is drunk but is actually secretly pissing himself

I alays end up drinking too much but no one really notices because I don't change much when drunk

>>34932206
The guy that stay exactly the same, except for sluggish movements.

>>34932289

Tfw this is me sober

>that guy that suddenly gets happy and social out of nowhere
alcohol is magical
all the anxiety and awkwardness just fades away and only fun remains

>>34932206
The shit stirring master. I just fuck with people.

>>34933198
then puke and continue drinking

Depends on set and setting desu. When I drink alone, it amplifies the mood I was in before I started drinking. In the rare cases of going out, I become extroverted and very good with girls. Haven't taken one home, though.

>that guy who stands outside and chainsmokes
>that guy who looks through the dvd/cd collection at house parties

Both those guys.

>>34932206
>The guy who acts exactly the same even if he's piss drunk

Stop pretending alcohol changes you. This is a literal meme perpetuated by society. You're just using it as an excuse for your shitty behavior.

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>throw a party for my friend
>about 4 other friends set it up with me and the birthday boy
>some girls that we invited show up
>all my friends are racist as shit
>so am I
>cute new zealand chick i have my eye on shows up
>get fucking wasted with my lads
>sing "piano man" while standing on a table
>go outside and new zealand girl is there
>what the fuck do i say
>start talking about second amendment and how much i fucking hate communists
>we all end up sitting around a table talking
>im drunkenly yelling about how we have to nuke the chinese to save western civilization
>russian friend is talking about how he's getting conscripted into the army and how he'a gonna die for russia
>birthday boy (dutch) yelling at a south african girl about how horrible niggers are and how they ruined south africa
>we don't give a fuck and drink till we pass out

Basically i become /pol/ incarnate

>>34932206
Daredevil, I'll throw myself into tables, jump off balconies, smash shit.

>that guy that is so fucking self conscious that even when flat out smashed he dares not to speak
;_;

>>34932206
>the guy who tells funny stories
>the guy who pretends just enough to being an idiot that it's amusing and not awkward

in a bar or club i'm usually more interesting than frat guys turned businessmen, but when it's the middle of the day and i haven't drank anything i'm a fucking pussy who just shrugs and smiles at everything and freezes up in any uncomfortable situation.

>>34935095
>start talking about second amendment and how much i fucking hate communists
My fuck, this is hilarious

>the guy that puts up shit music
>the guy that encourages people to drink more
>the first one to be smashed
>the guy winning beer pong (seriously im only good at it while drunk)
i miss drinking

>>34935182
More like
>The guy who thinks he's funny but gets pity laughs not to hurt his feelings

>The guy who is a fucking moron, but we deal with his bullshit because he has no other friends and we feel bad for him

>>34935306
are you
>the guy that gets pissy when drunk
?

>>34932206
>a talkative fool who embarrasses himself
I guess it could be worse.

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>The one guy who turns into a roast comedian
>The one guy who gets angry and hostile as he sobers up

>>34935408
No, but we have a guy like that. It just reminded me of him. Because he believes he's funny and a fun 'idiot' when drunk. But in reality he's just an annoying drunk.

Depending on the situation I either stay the same, which consists of me sitting around trying to do something on my phone at a party, or if it's one on one with a gril I get sorta smooth and try not to sperg too much

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>>34932206
>"""robots"""
>people in this thread insinuating they are getting drunk at parties

>that guy that gets angry and tries to fuck people up

if i have a little buzz going i become a lot more sociable but if i drink too much then the demon comes out and destroys everything in its path. one time i rang my grandmother and ranted at her and berated her for giving birth to my mother and raising her to be a piece of shit.

>>34935842
>that guy that doesnt care that he gets punched and just keeps laughing

>>34932206
The extremely insecure guy who starts fights with anyone who looks at him funny or thinks he's getting roasted.

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Incredibly friendly, happy, want to be everyone's friend.

It's like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, but instead of turning green I just want to give everyone high fives and tell them how much I love them.

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>the guy who is either extremely happy

>>34935914
or sad?

>>34935967
or mad?

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>>34932206
>The guy who says everything how he feels it and remembers it all next day just so he can cringe and stay away from drinkinng

>that guy, who is the introverted silent fuck as usual, until at one point totally loses control and after publicly announcing his darkest secrets stumbles out to the street while wearing nothing but a raincoat

The problem is, I never remember much anything about the shit hitting the fan.

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>>34932206
>that guy that keeps falling asleep on the table and wouldnt notice someone waving their hand in front of his face

>>34935651
>he doesn't get drunk by himself and walks home by himself like a real loser

hahahaha you are amateur!

>>34935584
that second ones me kek

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>be about half your limit
start slurring and saying stupid shit
>full on drunk
start telling anyone even remotely close to me how much I love them all.

>>34932206
That guy that keeps drinking until he passes out 1 hour in.

>the most alpha guy you will ever meet
>up for anything
>hits on every and any girl
>picks fights with fags

it's such a juxtaposition between my real personality

>that guy who becomes an abrasive asshole but also makes lots of plans he will never follow through with

HAHAHAHA everything is funny HAHA

that's me when drunk
i don't drink anymore

>>34933115
>iktf
As soon as I'm even slightly drunk I get annoyed and angry

>>34933115
Because in your core you are bitter person.

>>34932206
Usually I get quiet because I can't comprehend what people tell me, and get really touchy feely, like hugging people and I dance the whole time.

Last week however I got really horny while drunk and started making out and dry humping people, it was horrible

I avoid alcohol because I have a suspicion I would be an extremely slutty drunk.

>>34936411
ROAAAAASTIEEEE REEEEEEEEE GET OUT OF MY WEBSITEEEE

>>34932206
Confident as fuck, talkative, flirtatious, laughing and if i am REALLY drunk then talking shit with absolute strangers.

Then those people i was friendly with while drunk as fuck want to be my friend but without the booze i act like....well me. So they dont understand and i stop talking to them.

>That guy who says he came to save the world and runs around like naruto and says "yeet boi" before passing out

Jk, that's my actual personality.

>>34936499
Talking shit with absolute strangers is my favorite part of being drunk.

>>34935913
Same here, everyone's by best friend when I'm drunk

I become even more suicidal. I had to quit drinking because everytime I did I'd just get depressed and start hurting myself.

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The stench of normalfaggotry in this thread.

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>>34936470
>implying I'm female

muted 2 seconds etc.

>that guy who is basically the same when he's drunk, except he's a little slower than normal because he works hard in his head to "think clearly"
>also, all worries disappear, can laugh about the worst things in his life
>maybe he starts fights, maybe people just want to fight him, but he gets in fights. sometimes big brawls with multiple people. he never gets seriously hurt, as if being drunk had the same effect on him as the magic scabbard had on King Arthur.

>>34936053
I'm so awful for it, I pretty much just tell everyone to shut the fuck up if they're talking about something I don't care for

Never been drunk, don't want to be. But when I get high I'm that faggot that stays completely silent, looking at stuff. It's comfy though.

captcha is gay

When I get trashed I become a see-saw of horniness and despair

I'm either crying or trying to get flirt (horribly) with friends/ strangers, I don't seem to be too picky

>>34937240
>But when I get high I'm that faggot that stays completely silent, looking at stuff
my nigga

sometimes I feel bad for the people sitting in silence with me though

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>>34932206
6-10 drinks: better, sociable, pretty normal
12+ drinks: back to quiet, mopey, boring.
guess how much I drink in an average day.

>>34935095
I wish I had nazi friends.
I wish I had friends.

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>>34932206
>>34932206
>>34932206
>>first few drinks are grreat. few shots later
>>frantic mood swings.
>>from happy
>>to crying
>> to angry
>>to depressed
>>to wanting to fight someone to taste blood and spit it in someones face. while laughing of course.
>>from what i am told all throughout the course of an hour
i really shouldnt drink.
but im not going to DD so everyone get the fuck outta my way