>be in lecture >Open uo laptop >Porn starts playing

awww my nigga no!

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>>34931678
>Be in lecture
>Pull out phone
>Open browser
>nhentei.net

>>34931678
One time this happened to me on the bus. Open my laptop and it resumes the video I was watching. Thankfully it was just some camwhore video, so no orgasmic screeching. But one time in the Chem lab I opened my phone and it started playing some south park.

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>>34931678
>Have to give class presentation
>Insert memory stick
>Files pop up on the projector
>I made the stupid mistake of keeping my breast expansion and inflation and pissing vids next to my work folders

>grandfathers funeral
>my alarm goes off
>have a sad cum baby
>entire church looking at me
>family looks angry as hell
>mom about to cry

>>34931800
>sad cum baby
What

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>doing a lab experiment
>no seats, so we are all standing
>there's a table behind me and a female classmate's doing some work
>she turns and calls out my name to ask me something
>laughs and turns away
>doesn't make eye contact for the rest of the class
>do the experiment for an hour
>some dude from my class comes up and whispers in my ear "your pants are torn and a part of your ass is visible"
>danshikoukouseinonichijou.jpeg

>>34931832
https://youtu.be/KHnL57KLCls

Origiri

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>Be in class
>friend asks me to send a document to him
>decide to do it over fb
>"recent files" pop up
>some bbw and other fetish videos pop up, along with the document
>I'm pretty sure he saw

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>Lecturer asks if she can browse through my project files
>Recent files: doujinshi at the top of the window

>>34932159
>borrow laptop from friend
>xvideos on the browser home page one of the most visited links

could've been a good occasion for some banter but just kept quiet