ITT: Original Tinder bio lines (for girls): >I'll love

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>im a single momma and PROUD if you aint man enough to handle that swipe left

>>34929940

>looking for someone who knows all the words to "XYZ" song

>if you don't watch Game of Thrones swipe left.

>I will like your dog more than I like you

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>looking for the Ben Wyatt to my Leslie Knope

>NOT looking for hookups

>just on here to make friends.

>>34930013

Those are some nice liberal tits.

>>34930033
What she fails to mention is that she used them to feed the kid she had when she was 16.

>>34930051

Is that for real??

rorokgjrg

>Just looking for a future husband and 2 children, nothing serious

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>>34930106
Yeah, unfortunately. We have a mutual friend on FB so I looked her up. Activated my almonds a bit, because her smile reminded me of Keira Knightley.

>>34930198

It wasn't a mixed race kid was it?

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>>34930218
No, but the next one will be.

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>>34930276
like artisan pottery

>>34930276

I-is that the same girl?

>>34929917
I'll love my groid more than you.

>>34930308

WTF does that even mean? Some of these are going over my head...

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>>34930300
It is. Then again, she's the same girl in this picture, too.

>>34929917
I love food, animals, traveling, going out with my friends.

>I have no idea why I'm on here

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>I'm not like the other girls
>I (insert outdoorsy stereotype and how it is vastly superior to other subcultures ), I'm so country
>Intersectional feminist
>vegan
>If you like Trump swipe left
>9" or swipe left
>west coast best coast
>I'm (height) because apparently thats important on here
>buy me pizza
>always up for adventures
>If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best
>hit me with your best pickup line!

BONUS
>her anthem is "Closer" by the Chainsmokers ft. Halsey

>bisexual

This is worse on OKCUPID. Every second girl it seems is "bisexual". I call bullshit on that.

>>34930580
Yeah I noticed that too but it seems OKC has a good population of SJWs for some reason. I don't know why they decided to congregate on that website.

>>34930650

Yeah I made the mistake of going on a date with one of them once...

Tinder has far fewer SJWs, more "carefree" girls.

>>34930580
>bisexual

kek more like pansexual and slept with 50 guys

OKC is literally /insane slut general/

>I love going on adventures!

bitch you're not exploring the North Pole sit the fuck down

>>34930650
Because they get to talk about themselves more. There's no word limit, there's more categories they can add to to make themselves look like extra special snowflakes and show just how unique they are.

>>34930685

>I'm bisexual.
How many partners have you had?
>Four.
How many of them were girls?
>None.

>>34930671
Is there any meeting app where you aren't force fed complete normalfags or batshit insane cunts every time ? You can't even filter your matches by center of interest on that shitty app, guess that would be racist or something

>>34930710
You may be onto something here.

>>34930734

Yeah. Someone should make a dating app or website for robots. I'd do it if I could program:

>no FB, Twitter, social media integration at all.
>robot test on registration to keep most of the normies out.
>no photo filters. Using filters is a bannable offense.
>no group photos.
>no using any lines from a database of "normie lines" (ie: the lines in this thread).
>scale on which you can select what tier of robot you are.
>50/50 male/female ratio. Registrations for males stops if there are too many females. It resumes when it goes under 50/50 again.

Is this a good idea?

Did that hater app ever take off?

>>34929967
I can do YYZ is that close enough?

>>34930816
Some good ideas there anon.

i do anal

oregano

>>34930354
Groid = negroid

>I like long walks to the fridge

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>>34929917
ok this is now a tinder rage thread, cause I don't wanna make a new thread.
>looking for a guy
>those chads
what did she mean by this lads?

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tbqhf I'd go for both no pedo

>>34930816
It is but how do we stop normies from lying on the robot test just to get past through the filter?

>>34930816
Why would any girl want to sign up to a dating site that's full of ugly/mentally ill social rejects?