Stop whatever it is you are doing right now and go outside and

uh I can't because it's completely dark you fucking retard

>>34928415
No, it's dark out and there are a shitton of black widows around. How about you go outside and don't come back?

Look at this happy faggot over here trying to be positive.

It's night... what does this mean?

It's just grey clouds here.

>>34928421
>>34928463
>what are stars

Is this whole thread bait

I did but I don't understand wojak what's up there for us?

>>34928478
I live in the suburbs. There are no stars. It's just pitch black

>>34928421
>>34928451
Look up at the sky anons :)

>>34928415
wow, it's fucking nothing

thanks for making me get up, asshole

>>34928500
OK, I looked out my window. It's dark and kind of muggy. No stars.

Even with all the light pollution you can still see a few dim, scattered stars in the Kansas City suburbs.

Feels comfy.

>>34928580
There's a very high chance those are just satellites, y'know

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g-good thread daddy-o

>>34928707
That picture bothers me on some level.

jokes on you, OP, it's foggy

if you go outside at night you might fall into the air and through the ozone into space

>>34928415
>be Australian
>no matter where you live in summer its like the desert heat
>see this >>34928415
>go outside and look up at the sky
>turn to ash's
>wind blows you away

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>>34928415
>tfw Wojak has a nicer smile than me

>>34928415
>Stop whatever it is you are doing right now and go outside and look up at the sky.

Kind of makes you forget your problems for a few minutes

>>34928478
>look at all three stars

I'd still probably be able to see Venus

>>34929347
Yeah. Realizing how small and insignificant you are can be very therapeutic. Love it.

>go outside
nigga it's 4 am and 10 degrees F out

>>34928415
The sky is really beautiful today, I saw it and was amazed. But I can't go out now cause I'm studying.

Halfway through taking a shit so that isn't possible right now

>>34930643
Just clench your ass around your shit and hold it in place, then waddle out to your backyard and finish while you look up.

>>34930643
Why are you browsing /r9k/ while pooping?

>>34930643
See
>>34930687
For pooping, it is objectively preferable to browse /pol/.
Consider yourself told.

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I love you Daniel. I can't help but miss you.

>>34930669
What if his shit is watery?

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LOOK AT THE SKY LOOK AT THE SKY LOOK AT THE SKY LOOK AT THE SKY

LOOK AT THE SKY

LOOK
AT
THE
SKY

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Reminder that the sky is not to be trusted.

>>34930893
FACT

100% OF HUMANS DIE ON EARTH, NO ONE HAS EVER DIED WHILE OUTSIDE OF EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE

CONCLUSION: EARTH IS THE SINGLE BIGGEST KILLER OF PEOPLE

>>34929220
I didn't notice until you pointed it out.
It's pretty charming. I bet that if Wojack gave you that smile and said
>Hey, what's up buddy? It's good to see you!
You would feel really special because you'd know that he meant it.

>>34928495
I live in suburbs and I can see a fuck ton
And I live within a pretty light-polluted area within 40km of London
Maybe you're not trying

What's that grey thing?

I did and a crow dropped shit onto my face.

>>34932964
I don't believe thistbh

>>34928415
Can't leave my place at factory and go outside, would prevent me from shitposting here as well.