>mommy LITERALLY threw a child-like tantrum because I'm

rofl owned her like a boss epic xDDD

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>>34926968
I'll take obvious bullshit for 500 Trebec

Ask her if shes ever heard of welfare

lol u go girl !!!

>>34926968
silly mommy! doesn't she know work is for L-O-S-E-R-S?

>>34926968
she can just kick you out though

>>34926968

I guess she shouldn't work either

>>34927021
nope, she came home from work and got mad at me because I hadn't vacuumed or cleaned the dishes like she wanted me to, so she yelled at me for like 15 minutes and it basically devolved into "ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON YOUR ASS ALL DAY EATING MY FOOD"
"I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU KJBNLAKJBALKJBALKJABLAK"

and then she literally started stomping on the ground like an autistic 3-year-old whose mommy won't buy her cereal in the grocery store, and screamed "IT'S NOT FAIR. IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAAAAIR!!!!"
all the windows were open, everyone could hear and she didn't care.

but yeah, working really gives you that sense of accomplishment, doesn't it? makes you feel good, doesn't it?

>>34927063
>b-but we don't know anyone in this state! or any of its neighboring states! you wouldn't make your son live on the streets of hot, desert Arizona, would you? where am I supposed to go? I don't even have a drivers license!

works. every. time.