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Come get your (You)s and human interaction! I'll respond to anyone as long as they post a pic of some kind. We can talk about anything. Life, hobbies, food, media, bumblebees.
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is that really your room? if so where is it?
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>>34926422
reminds me of a youtube video about bums and psychos living in peoples homes without them knowing

the gamecube really seals it, too
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>>34926422
Where did your life go wrong, OP?r
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>>34926422
holy shit.. this setup reminds me of my own squatter setup 5 years ago. i squatted for half a year and dumpster dived for food. had free electricity, took showers and shits at a local gym. good times. AMA
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Anyone else concerned about CDC

but honestly

whats up guys
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l don't really have anything interesting to talk about
but I would be quite content with a (You)
thank you
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>taking class on biblical spirituality
>today talked about "false self/true self"
>perfectly fit both kinds of "false self"
>"The solution is to accept that God loves you"
>realize I've almost never experienced love since I have very little idea of what that would even feel like
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i'm a complete failure and life will never be pleasurable for me

>pic unrelated
does anyone know what you call the room aesthetic in OP and this pic
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>>34926520
Fucking newfags

OREGANALIO
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>>34926422
Man fuck this bitch ass attention seeking thread. I'm Tyrone, and I'm here to fuck your wife. Long dick style
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I want to hold hands with someone.
How does one accomplish this?
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op do you like qt sneks?
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>>34926573
woops forgot picture here look
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>>34926602
fuuuuuuuuuuuck this looks so comfy

must be warm as hell in there too
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>>34926520
No, it's a well known pic, but honestly I think it's comfy in its own dank way.

>>34926546
Several points, but the tldr is being born into a shitty family that always treated me like shit.
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>just agreed to run an ironclaw campaign for my gay skype furfag buddy that has a crush on me
>really wanted to run shadowrun
>get paid tomorrow, spending most of it on drugs
>think of suicide every day
>no future
>parents are on the cusp of kicking me out or shooting me
I need to get my shit together. Hows life for everybody else.
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>>34926621
how'd they treat you like shit?r
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>>34926616
i imagine it gets really cold in the winter down there
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>>34926634
but anon, winters are usually warm in basements
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>>34926631
where is he getting power from?
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>>34926561
I still like to dumpster dive for food, though I haven't done it in months since my faggy brother and his bitch wife moved back in. How'd you get your life back together? What do you do now?

>>34926567
Here you go, bud.

>>34926568
I'm sorry. Maybe you'll find someone nonjudgemental and accepting
>tfw I found such a person but she died last year.
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>>34926561
Why did you squat?

What did you do for fun?
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Here's your (You) anon. Don't spend it all at once.
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>>34926601
yes, dey aight.

>>34926602
over on that site everyone here hates, they're called neckbeard nests

>>34926631
You're at least doing better than me. You have friends, a job, and a connection for drugs.
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>>34926655
idk my parents' house's basement gets cold in the winter, there are tiny ground level windows and the cold air sneaks in
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>>34926568
>today talked about "false self/true self"
>perfectly fit both kinds of "false self"
what this mean. you give information now.
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HEEEEEEEEEEY here we FUCKIN' go dude what the hell
OP MY GUY what the fuck's goin' on tonight
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Can a woman truley be a friend?
>be me work in grocery store deli
>bakery and deli share same space
>there is a short blonde gril there in bakery my age
>4/10 desu
>but for some reason man i develop huge crush
>we talk pretty much all day when we work
>she works in bakery and gm
>but on days shes gm she still comes and talks
>just the other day she came in on her day off just to see if i was there and if we worked together the next day
>everyone know i like her
>other day i dress up super fucking well do hair the works
>gon ask her out
>then my coworkers stop me
>they say that someone told em she has a bf
>her normiebook says in a relationship but she hasnt been online in a year
>now i am sad and confused because for the 1st time in my life i felt like someone would actually go on date with me

Is she just trying to be friends?
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you till here OP? lets hang out
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>>34926657
Car battery id guess.
>>34926720
Jobs are terrible, all my friends are online, and drug connections are easy if you comport yourself right.
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>>34926729
In very general terms, a "false self" is an identity you make up yourself, so that people will see you the way you want to be seen.
"False selves" either work very hard to build an identity based on achievements, or believe they're worthless and won't amount to anything.
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>>34926633
Ugh, too much to get into, but they've always treated me worse than any other family member, and even strangers. It's like I was the outlet for their negativity. They made all these concessions and sacrifices for my brother concerning school and college, while I always got the cheapest, easiest option available. The only time I ever time I had anything/was doing well in life, my cunt mom basically scammed me out of my money and land I inherited from my grandma. It might be hard to sue her since the land is overseas and I paid for it(and another, embellished property) with money I made from selling bootleg DVDs on ebay using her accounts.
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>>34926422
Are you male or female?

ILikeOrigonalComments
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>>34926678
>>34926682
I squatted to save money. I was a student at the time. I played video games on my laptop and browsed 4chan for fun. It's all good now, I have a job and everything.
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>>34926779
What makes her a 4/10?
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>>34926985
Butterface tbqhmymango
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>>34926765
Woke up a couple hours ago due to being nocturnal. Gonna play Rise of the Tomb Raider, but it's a little choppy since even with a 1070 my processor is an i5 4690. Ate some chili with goldfish crackers. I miss booze and can't get more since my license expired and I need paperwork I don't have to get a new one.

>>34926779
>gm
General Manager? Also, yes, it seems like she just wants to be friends, but it's also possible she knows you like her and likes the attention and having a backup bitch> Her intentions aren't completely pure in a this context if she knows you like her.

>>34926810
I've been responding, bro. Also, fuck Cyborg, her whole career is an asterisk.
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>>34927013
BLUE ANIME GIRL lets start off the post strong, fuck yes
skipped most'a what you said cuz i'm a total fuck but i heard what you said about missing booze and i don't blame you
i'm right fucked and havin' a pretty great time and i ALMOST feel bad that i'm not reading all that stuff you just wrote, fuck. thanks for respondin' to me though dude you're pretty good
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>>34926890
im gonna be a student soon and im considering squatting, would shave off thousands of bucks. what are the best places to squat? ive lived out of my car before but i cant say i wanna do that again, plus im considering selling my car.
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>>34926853
I'm a guy, you thirsty fagit.

>>34926890
I meant what's your job? What did you study?
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>>34927013
>gm
General merchandising
And yeah man, most of my coworkers know so id be surprised if she didnt.
I dont wanna be a backup satellite dooood
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>>34927069
>I'm a guy, you thirsty fagit.
I may be thirsty but at least I'm not rude!
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>>34927013
yeah fuck cyborg, your ready for khabib and ferg? i heard Duffee is off of 209, which sucks.

what are you doing right now?
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>>34927043
Nah, it's cool. I just woke up so didn't have much going on. Probably not even for the rest of the day since I'm a NEET. But I have some prison wine fermenting that'll be done in a couple weeks, so there's that.
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you guys probably dont like me for this but ive been on hrt for 15 months or so and even though im 5'2'' and look okay i still cant see myself as a women when i look in the mirror. i dont feel like a failed male, i just feel like a barbaric neanderthal and my male features disgust me so much i might need to commit myself in a ward again. why couldnt i have been born female, /r9k/? my whole life feels wrong, i remember sitting by myself in elementary school art class and lunch. i played by myself during recess. i feel like a broken human thats incapable of being loved.
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>>34927127
hey FUCK not havin' much goin' on
y'know what i have fuckin' goin' on?
NOTHING
FUCKING DAY OFF TOMORORROW
i work SIX days a week and one day a week i got FUCKIN NOTHING
so i just FUCKING DRINK and come o thit fucking board to spam the curse words at people because my childish mind is really entertained by that

you know whats fuckin' me up? YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKIN ME UP? why arent FUCKING MEXICAN PEOPLE ALLOWED TO LIVE HERE?

i get that we're in like
ground zero
the hell hole for all racists and general fuckers to exist but
why the fuck do we have to deport mexicans again? real talk, do you know how this bullshit works? fuck.

heres a blue hair that reflects the tone of this post
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>>34927060
I'd have recommended you to get a comfy RV if you were in a warm state. I don't know where you should squat, I'm not a USArian. I squatted in public housing in Europe. The pic I posted was some sort of defunct ventilation control room above the elevator control room on the last floor. I managed to even craft a wedge to stop the little hatch from opening. No one ever bothered me.

I squatted in the same building's basement for a month as well prior to that. There were lots of storage cages there. I just cut the fence between two of them to make enough space for a mattress and I put up cardboard and other random shit on the outer walls to conceal my dwelling.

On the outside it looked like 2 separate cages. On the inside it was a comfy dwelling. I didn't have a place to plug my laptop there and I had to pick the lock to my cage every time I wanted to go out and take a piss or plug my PC in the lounge upstairs. Also, since the basement was accessible to all the normies, they could come in at any time and investigate. One of them eventually found my dwelling.. half a year later.

Man.. what I went through those days..
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>>34927123
I'm sorry, I thought you'd have thicker skin since you're on this site.

>>34927125
Sure am. Excited for Fedor too this Saturday, but it's highly likely he loses, even gets knocked out. Don't really gaf about Todd Duffee, but it was cool to see him get HEEMed by Mir.

I just woke up and showered, so I'm feeling extra clean and therefore slightly better mentally. Probably gonna game later.
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>>34927198
jesus fuck sake dude thats fucked, real talk.
this whole gender bullshit can get fucked, real sad that you got the wrong one my friend but like
what the fuck can you do
i keep hearin' this hormone stuff is like a fuckin band-aid and like, the issue is relatively like having your FUCKING ARM TORN OFF right
like fuck, the bandaid might hold it in place BARELY but it doesnt FUCKING FIX IT right
lmao
god damn i dunno what i'm sayin' dude, really fuckin' sucks though i'm gonna post a new anime girl to mix it up
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i think it takes a lot of balls to start one of these threads on r9k and live up to it

cuz everybody on here is lonely unless it's chad wandering over from soc to give shitty advice so he can feel better about himself

so, kudos OP

damn almost forgot to post a pic
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What percent of /soc/ do you guys think is trolling? This is a general question for all my bot-buddies.

For the life of me, I can't believe someone would really care what you rate their armpit hair from 1 to 10. The entire thing seems like a joke, especially with this being a supposed "anonymous" image board.
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>>34927198
Post a pic, doesn't have to include face. This place has been thoroughly degenerated as per the Zionist Movement. We're all good goyim.

>>34927200
Ey, mang, at least you have a job and can buy booze. I have to get a passport, then get my license again, possibly retake the test. Don't even know if I can still get a passport. As for Mexicans, I think live and let live, but Trump.
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>>34927237
I haven't been following the fight game long enough to be a Fedor nostalgic, not to say that I'm a 196er either. I'll still tune in, like i do every week. Tyron, Khabib, and Reem will win probably

Nice, what games do you play? i'm in bed right now, pretty comfy.
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>>34927315
is that really fuckin' good though? is it REALLY a fuckin' BENEFIT that i can buy this fucking bullshit that lets me sulk in depression? god DAMN me dude why am i not doin' somethin' FUCKING productive right now
why don't i FUCKING WANT ANYTHING MORE out of life

i don't think trumps the fuckin' cause, most of my co-workers are mexicans and they have to leave after working for a couple months because - - - fuck i don't know, bullshit imigration shit or something. maybe they walked in here and someone said "why are you here get out" so they had to leave
FUCKsake. i like these people so much, they're my GODDAMN family and they're being thrown out of the fucking country
this is BULLSHIT.
but its not like i can fuckin' follow them, as far as i know mexico is a legitimate hellhole where you get murdered for no reason
god damn. my friends should not have to fucking be there
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>>34927247
thank you for the (you)
its relatively unfixable really.. hormones can only do so much and surgeries can cost well over 30 grand. i wish it was something that i could get rid of but my entire personality and history is tied to this illness and taking psychotic medicines or getting electroshock most likely wont do anything but make me (more) retarded.
>>34927315
i dont really think i can. i dont have the confidence. i dont want to be judged by my fellow robots right now..i just wish people could sympathize in real life but its something the vast majority of people dont understand.
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>>34927262
Thanks, bruh. My advice is genuine when I give it but usually put in a disclaimer that I'm a loser NEET with shitty social skills.

>>34927308
idk, I don't go to /soc/ anymore
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>>34927308
I think it's a mix of legit Chad&Stacy and sad 4chan catfishing. I try not to go over there too often. It could all be RP for all I know though
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>>34927434
truth be told wouldnt this world be better if consensual suicide was a fuckin' option?
if you could just walk into a place and say "i would like to stop being alive" and they'd fuckin' do it, maybe you sign over all your assets to them or something for the trouble, fuck i don't know. it'd be pretty fuckin' awesome
if only we didn't have a massive fucking whiny population full of babies who believe every person is special and deserves a full life
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>>34927495
It definitely seems like all RP. You don't even need to lurk, just browse the catalog and you see impossibly dumb stuff like "balls rate thread". Next they're gonna be comparing stool samples.

What other boards do you guys inhabit?
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>>34926422
>someone passes you by

:c
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>>34927348
I started watching in 2008, and the first Fedor fight I saw was vs Tim Sylvia that I got off /rs/ when it was still around. It was the last truly explosive flurry he ever threw, likely fueled by the impending divorce to his wife that he later remarried.

Currently started but haven't finished Rise of the Tomb Raider, Resident Evil 5, Layers of Fear, and Outlast. Dropped SOMA and Fallout New Vegas.

>>34927380
These are issues way to complex for my retarded ass to intelligently comment on. But at least it's great you got to know them for the time you did and hopefully you're a better person because of it.

>>34927434
That's okay, bud. I can try to sympathize but will never fully understand.
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>>34927523
I'm not OP, I could go way into this but I know I'll get backlash for my bullshit. I'll just say... suicide is illegal in most places because most people that try it, regret it, which says something... so it's going into the whole ''you owe it to your future self'' and ''one life'' stuff which might be nonsense to you...

Myself personally I won't ever kill myself I don't see the logic unless you live in a crazy amount of physical pain/disease/cancer
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>>34927523
Suicidal people are usually

> Non-aggressive
> Docile (in the sense that they'll do whatever you tell them to do)
> Keep the economy rolling (they gots to eat, after all)
> Cheap (they're expensive to their families, not society)

So it's a LOSS on a societal level to have suicidal people kill themselves. It's much more lucrative to force them into working while miserable.

That said, this is why the GOVERNMENT doesn't want suicides. Most people don't want suicides because they don't want the people they like to die and also they're afraid of dying themselves. You think they give a shit about you, personally? No. They just don't like that sort of death in general, so they don't want it to be a thing they have to think about (which means they just want it to be the sort of thing that happens, but gets no attention whatsoever, so they can keep going about their lives).

The thing about wanting people to live is just virtue signaling by retarded normies who feel they have to prove to everyone else how much of a Good Person(TM) they are. They don't really care, they just pretend they do.
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>>34927602
I meant to say most people that try it and don't succeed in killing themselves, regret it....... or say they do..... these stats might be bullshit but I like being alive so I buy into them... even though my life is probably worse than most of yours in this thread
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Gimme a (you) kind sir
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I'm painfully shy irl but I want a bf who will worship my feet.
I'm a weirdo
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>>34927523
>pic related
I still miss my friend that kileld herself though...

>>34927555
I go to /ck/ and /k/., and to a much lesser extent nowadays, /fit/.

>>34927559
If that chart is (You), then we only have botany in common. Either way, I hope you have a great day(or night now I guess)
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>>34927570
heeeeeey buddy still appreciate your fuckin' responses, haven't got much of a fuckin' filter when i'm drinking and i apologize for that
probly said way more than anyone needs to fuckin hear eh

HEY thats a pretty good fuckin idea though
don't be sad that its over, be glad it happened
I NEED TO TAKE THAT FUCKIN ADVICE TO HEART BUDDY
THANK you my friend

>>34927602
nah dude i completely getcha, most people who try to kill themselves are fuckin' attention starved babies and i'm not tryin' to talk smack i'm tryin' to talk fact
beside that like, ME? i haven't actually ever been very suicidal until very recently
i don't attempt suicide, i just think of it as a real convenient answer to how much i hate life
i have never felt like there was ever going to be anything more to life
like i've hit the highest high i'm going to hit and everything from now on will be a downhill slope to an eventual boring end.
i would be okay checking out early is what i'm saying
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>>34927622
I agree with friends and senpai not wanting people to off themselves but think about it...... Why would the government care whether you live or die when the population rates are steady and increasing?
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>>34927602
>most people that try it, regret it
The only way they get to regret it is if they fail, which will result in many people learning about their predicament. And since they didn't try again and succeed, it also implies these people did succeed at helping them recover.

Usually a suicide attempt is required to get that kind of attention, but sometimes it'll not even be enough to get anything changed.

I personally don't think anyone who has a failed suicide attempt without any kind of permanent ramification ever wanted to REALLY die in the first place, specially these days. There's enough resources out there that if you're unlikely to die in the way that you're planning to go, you'll know it way before actually doing it.
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>>34927660
>et.
Your gay arent you?
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>>34927701
I know I apologize for the mistype I had to respond to myself to clear that up
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>>34927716
I wish anon
maybe it would be easier
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>>34927570
you're pretty funny, i'll have to watch the guy's fights before the event now.

i've only heard of fallout which i don't like, tomb raider which i haven't played, and resident evil which i'm not caught up with. i'm a casual with games

so how's things in life? you wouldn't make a thread like this unless you're at least a little lonely i'm guessing.
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>>34927692
>Why would the government care whether you live or die when the population rates are steady and increasing?
Because they want more money and you make them get more money by simply existing and being forced into participating in society in any way?

They don't CARE about you, they just want the side-effects from your existence. Even if you're hospitalized for the whole of your life, they're there collecting taxes on it. Even if you're doing it through subsidized health care, you're being the reason they get to steal people's money.

Whether you're doing it actively or not, you are helping the government get more money. But that'd stop if you're dead.

And this is assuming you're a NEET, of course. If you so much as start working, you're even more useful to the government.
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>>34927656
Here you go, bro

>>34927660
brace for incoming betas, assuming you're a girl or pretty trap.
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>>34927748
I guess all I can say is that we both distrust the government but in different ways. Fair points anon, fair points.
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I was trying to better myself doing exercises and nofap, cleaning up my room and keepign everything organized and neat. I didn't last 4 days. I just fapped for 2 hours and am now listening to a indie depressing album and I have a paper for psychology tomorrow
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>>34927559
Are you close enough to New York to be reasonable? If so be my Scott Pilgrim gf pls you >a fucking leaf faggot

>>34926594
just be (You)rself bro

>>34927660
Are you a girl (female)?

>>34927792
I hear nofap doesn't work so you're probably fine
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>>34927807
don't fap for a week and see how you feel different from when you fap 4 times a day
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>>34927739
The Slavic Timebomb hit him pretty hard, plus likely not being to be able to do roids like he likely used to. And his technique and tactics have degenerated. I caught him right as his decline began, but I have watched his old fights. Gonna be a tense fight. And I was serious about the divorce thing.

Also, yes, I am lonely and have made these threads before.

>Ultimate Surrender
I've skimmed a couple of these before, and while the concept is good, it doesn't seem "real" enough, just like more fetish porn.
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>>34927749
Just wanted to vent a bit. sorry I usually lurk

>>34927807
a weird one yeah
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>>34927807
>I hear nofap doesn't work so you're probably fine

no fap only works if you are an alpha who is desirable among their peers... it just increases your testosterone..... if you already have high T and have no chance of getting laid it's pointless, you might as well jerk off til your hand goes numb and actually enjoy yourself

too many people beat themselves up over trying to improve themselves when life is so short we should just be having a good time while we're here. I've seen too many people die for anyone to tell me any differently.
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>>34927792
But you're still improving yourself and on a path, so there's that. Stay positive, fgt.
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>>34927848
But the real question is, do you want to be my internet gf?
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if I can't get a job by the end of the month I'm gonna off myself

it's been a slice fellas
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>>34927822
I've done that, it doesn't change anything for me

>>34927856
I'm by far not a Chad, it just doesn't change the fact that nofap doesn't do anything
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>>34927555
Missed this somehow, sorry about that, I agree with you. Although I also am the type of paranoid person who assumes there aren't any girls on r9k in a non-meme fashion. I used to only go to b, but now it's r9k and pol mainly, sometimes v
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>>34927908
You dont even know me. lol
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On 600mg dxm wussup my robotniggaz. Whats everyone up2?
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Hey anon I made chocolate peanut butter cupcakes, will you be my husband and give me two kids?
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>>34927973
How does dxm feel?
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>>34927847
i saw them throw out jiu jitsu terminology in one of their videos, they're elite fighters. but yeah it's just porn, girls wrestling and wrestling with girls is fun. if they were allowed to slap each other it would make it seem more realistic, would be hotter too.

Feels bad, I wish we could hang out and have a beer at a sports game. either way you're pretty likeable and carry yourself well during conversation if you don't already have them i'm sure you will make plenty of friends someday
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>>34927976

Deal. What do you want to name them?
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>>34927949
I want to though :)

Original comment
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>>34927973
watching this music video over and over (basically an r9k anthem), afk'ing in WoW, and talking to you fine robros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygfA1A45tn8
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>>34927979
I took alot so it feels like im piloting my body from somewhere else and i cant feel anything. Slight spins wich feal nice, my brain feels like goop. Idk like man, im up there
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>>34927848
You could easily get such a bf from here depending on your standards. Some girls have actually gotten quality(but not perfect) bfs from here. I know at least 3. What's your location and standards for a bf?

>>34927935
I've been saying that for a while, but still haven't gone through with it. Would you settle for a min wage job at fucking Wendy's or some shit? I've been trying to get just one above as a night stockbitch.
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>>34927989
I want to name our daughter Lyra, you get to name our son. Heres 7-up cupcakes with cherry frosting I made.
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>>34927940
>I'm by far not a Chad, it just doesn't change the fact that nofap doesn't do anything

i think i was agreeing with you but ok
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>>34928026
I had a minimum wage job for a while but I got fired because I needed one day a week off for therapy

unfortunately I can't sit around and play videogames all day as much as I'd like to so I'm considering dropping acid then taking a lethal dose of a poison
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>>34927994
and how would we talk?

>>34928026
East coast US
Just... just a guy I think is nice I dont care about height or w/e since im really short myself
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>>34927973
Haven't done DXM since high school. But dem nostalgic, comfy drug feels.

>>34927976
Which anon are you referring to? Me, (the OP)? I'm flattered and would say yes, but see details in the below response.

>>34927982
>friends
>mfw
I'm much more sociable online/through text. Plus, I'm a chink and people are more racist than they want to admit. Plus I have the male version of resting bitchface. If you wanna talk non-homosexually sometimes I can drop my skype.
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>>34928000
Nice trips and nice song tyvm for the jamz
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>>34927994
>>34928122
i love this.... we're watching an r9k hookup in progress ladies and gents

a rare feat indeed

i remember when i was young
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>>34928016
That sounds like a trip for sure man
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>>34928136
Bruh, im on dxm and playing 07 runescape. Ultra nostalgia
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anyone here play destiny or halo on xbox one? I'll backpack you for anything you need

I don't want to be alone
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>>34928033

Lyra is a good name and I approve. How about the name Arthur for our son? I want a dog as well, a nice husky or border collie though beagles and retrievers are good too.

Your cupcakes look delicious as ever darling. I better watch out or I'll start getting fat.
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>>34926422
Why do I have to be in love with a fictional character?
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>>34928147
i'd be more than happy to DJ this trip for you brochacho let me know what you need

we're in this together
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>>34928155
No ear floop pls
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is there a reason to not make suicide my main objective
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>>34928016
Sounds nice. Back when I did them, I took 8 Coriciden Cough and Colds, and was just pleasantly debilitated.

>>34928122
I'm the faggot OP on the East Coast in VA. Also an Asian manlet NEET if that's a dealbreaker.

>>34928074
But poison would be painful as fuck I'd imagine. Also that's kinda fucked that a shitjob won't make the small concession for your mental health. Fuck them.
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>>34928218
I have a four year old Australian Shepherd purebred named Mila.

Do you have any pets hunny?
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>>34928192
PS4 here, i done goofed i know but i wanted to play until dawn
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>>34928122
Skype? Discord?
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>>34928238
Cool! Lets do it, im ready to mentally consume your media of choice
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>>34928264
Ever tried to suck your own dick?
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>>34928264
I'm a half Spanish/Asian mutt myself lol
so no that wouldn't be one

>>34928282
I have discord yeah.. just kinda weary
The last time I unlurked here and talked to a guy from here some where else he literally sent me a video of him cumming on a picture of me I sent him
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>>34928229
Because you need to get out more or are idealizing some unattainable shit and feel safe in doing so? IDFK

>>34928263
Uh...the future consumption of media, food, possibly drugs if you're into that, and the slim hope that you'll get your life together and get with a qt. That's my reason anyway.
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>>34928275
bummer, I have everything in the game that's not a random drop or exotic sword, I was hoping to help a few robots get their spindle or a quest or whatever

if I kill myself in russia do you think my ghost will wake me up?
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>>34928267
this guy. hes a mutt
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>>34928325
I won't do that to u bb unless you're into that

Post your discord so I can add you
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>>34928303
I'm going to do my best. I can go in any direction you need, genre/intensity, say the word, but if you liked the first one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phd48YT18vY
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>>34928264
It's actually illegal to not make concessions for mental health but I signed a contract that said they could 'let me go for any reason during my evaluation period', they needed some breathing room on the payroll, and I was the only person they didn't need a reason to fire. I haven't slept in weeks since I lost it
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>>34928352
gimme yours
im not posting mine on here
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>>34928348
embarrassing. shitty cuck laptop
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>>34928136
i don't have a skype, but maybe discord i can set up. and i'm sure there's barriers but you still seem likeable so you'll be fine.

i just had one of those moments of deja vu, like i've experienced this moment in a dream before. maybe i had too much cheap pisswater beer or my neck has been at a bad angle for too long on the bed.
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>>34928352
>>34928373
can i make a suggestion lovebirds?

join a public discord, public ventrilo, public IRC, and go from there..... twitter is pretty harmless too and you can DM each other from there

i'm trying to facilitate this love connection
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>>34928374
Aww he's really cute. What's his name? Wanna breed him with my dog?

How do you feel about clown waifus?
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>>34928373
It's uberfritz something something I wanna say #6604 but I don't remember I'm not at my computer

I have a Skype do you have that
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>>34926422
I need help socializing.
My interests and hobbies are esoteric compared to the people that surround me in my city.

>Programming
>History
>Gaming
>Politics
>Philosophy
>Art
>Literature

I'm looking for a 2d qt to enjoy life with.
I made a connection recently but she has a bf and quite frankly I have no intentions on ruining that for her so I backed off.
Shame, she was such an interesting creature. Only reason we spoke was because she browses 4chan.

Was she a 1 in a million?
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Hey OP, pic related is me please rate
Orignilaoregon
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>>34928416
Then forget it if you are not at your computer then
oh well
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>>34928412
>he got his balls cut off
I cri everytime :(
Otherwise he'd slay puss on my twitch stream we call him PUSSYxSlAYER
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>>34928419
>Was she a 1 in a million?
No sir. There's hope for you yet in this 2D twirlworld
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>>34928367
great direction! I can feel it mr.krabs, I just started smonkin some weeb
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>>34928434
bb don't be like that

Do you want me email or something
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>>34928441
>Cucking your dog for eternity

Hey what kinda music do you love?
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>>34928398
eh, discord has always been full of autists to me, made even me feel like a normie whenever I went there. I'll go back if you make one, but as I understand it you have to be on at the same time and it's not direct message like skype, but public chat. Sounds like a hassle desu.

>>34928373
OP here, if he turns out to be a faggot, my skype is xantho melanoid @yahoo.com (remove the spaces)
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>>34926422
What's up my duderinos?
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>>34928459
i just turned this on, hopefully OP plays this to the fembot in this thread when they finally figure out a way to escape the thread and into their newfound love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nB4hLP5yKM
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>>34928434
Jk it's uberfritz#6604
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>>34928507
yoyoyo sup my niqqa, wachu up 2?
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>>34928505
You're all right, not to beta
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>>34928505

Fuck off with this rating shit and take it to /soc/. This shit gets threads deleted.
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>>34928517
Listening to Unfilter

http://www.jupiterbroadcasting.com/106771/the-yemen-spin-unfilter-225/

Drinking some cheap ass malt liquor.

Life is... OK

Hows you livin?
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Oh god I found the video he sent me

>>34928479
fine.
what is it?
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>>34928493
>cum on his shirt
>black lady's "absolutely disgusting" face

never mind then, i don't really like social media or skype and i'll probably fail to keep up with an online friendship anyway.

what other threads/ boards you browsing in?
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>>34928533
L'chaim mate... fuck i shoulda tripfagged in this thread... it's been so comfy we all should have especially when femanon started getting potential suitors
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>>34928510
now, this is that good shit.
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>>34928544

Why would you save it if it disgusted you?

What kind of foot worship we talkin?
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>>34928485
eurobeat and speedmetal
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>>34928562
Glad I fagged up in a good thread!
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i enjoyed lurking and getting a few (you)s but I'm gonna go plan out my suicide now

pce
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>>34928605
come on man don't be like that

we were doing so good here

people fell in love in this thread
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>>34928593
It went to my download folder from a upload site was just shocked
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>>34928510
I'm playing some unknown death 2001 rn :D
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>>34928622
>people fall in love with each other over the internet
yeah im out
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>>34928544
>>34928512

Original comment 12345
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>>34928667
>>34928668
FUCK dude she left two seconds before you reposted your ID

i feel like shit now, love connection disconnected and erections unerected
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>>34928639

You weren't flattered even just a tiny bit? Cmon now.
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>>34928419
>socializing
>looking for 2d qt
bruh, I like anime sometimes too, but fuck man, you need more help than I can give

>>34928429
4/10 + fat

>>34928505
Average in every area.

>>34928507
Not much, but I've elaborated in other posts

>>34928510
She hasn't responded to my skype post and discordfag is all up in her shit. And that song is not my style.
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>>34928717
>She hasn't responded to my skype post and discordfag is all up in her shit. And that song is not my style.

well we gotta fix this. what do we do? i just posted that song(s) for DXMbro and segued it into the overarching theme of the thread betwixt you and the femanon
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>>34928668
phone replying is lame lame

>>34928693
Idk anon would you be flattered if someone did this https://www.webmshare.com/JeYBe to a picture of your face...?
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>>34928760
whats going on? I'm dxm bro br0
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>>34928760
It's all up to her, mang. Appreciate the help but if she's not into it, then there's no point, is there?
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>>34928622
this is /r9k/ the board for bitching about wanting to kill yourself, fuck off and take that lovey shit with you to /soc/ or a private chat of some kind
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>>34928787
he didn't enjoy the Alina Baraz. he obviously didn't skip to 11:46 and enjoy Fantasy

or he just doesn't like chill music, all good

you enjoyed it so i'm still chalkin it up for a win

>>34928801
i still think the situation can be rectified

in fact i wager she's still here
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>>34926602
spiders and other small living creatures?
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>>34928810
we're having a comfy thread here now, feel free to join in

in fact, take a seat over there
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>>34928781
Roundabout way of posting your face there. Your qtness is overshadowed by some dude jerking off.
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>>34928781

I'd likely have a laugh about it and tell him to fuck off. I know I've had at least two gay guys trying to get lewd with me but not quite as forward as that so I forgave them. You're definitely a cutie but that's probably not the best way for him to indicate that.
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>>34928847
0.00% content in my comment
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>>34928872
zero point zero?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V3CfD8TPac
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>>34928814
Have you ever heard of unknown death 2002?
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>>34928122
thanks for the kitty pictures anon
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>>34928849
sorry just wanted to make a point lol

>>34928862
especially not on the 3rd day of talking lol

>>34928908
you're welcome <3
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>>34928847
it's only comfy if you samefag and circlejerk and reply to 10 people per post
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>>34928717
Don't like anime

I'm going to give you a basic gestalt on her, you tell me if I fucked up or dodged a bullet:

>Cute
>Intelligent
>Can dish out banter and take banter
>Art student
>Geek
>Gamer
>Half Japanese
>Drug degenerate
>Lets me go on autistic tangents about my interests
>Fun to be with, even if we aren't doing much of anything

The only cons I noticed with her was that she's always late which is infuriating and towards the end I think she only wanted to hang with me so I can buy her stuff.

I wish it wasn't this way.
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>>34928918

3rd day of talking? God damn. Where the fuck did you find this guy, a tribute thread? I'd say maybe vet them a little better but maybe it's a good thing you got him out of the way that quickly? Like imagine if you had actually befriended him for a while and then BAM, jizz on your facepicture.
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>>34928945
....you didn't actually buy her stuff, did you? Even if it was just lunch? If so, you were a validation cuck.
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>>34928902
hell yeah dude... i saw your post before i'm just trying not to overdosepost in here cuz luvvvvv about to be made shhhhh watch OP and femanon in their natural habitat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48HFLVokaLw&t=0s
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>>34928944
come trip fag with me
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Didnt want to make a thread so I'll post here
This is my last time posting here lads
Finally lost my virginity, to a 8/10 qt asian and becoming more social
Besides a pregnancy scare, I was able to make her want a second round
RsdTyler, RsdMax, and RsdLuke all helped with my literal autism and set me on my path to the normie life
I wish all of you the best of luck in your endeavors, you all were here for me in the form of feels threads, and here to wish me a happy birthday when my family didnt want to even glance at me
I genuinely love all of you homos and hope you find happiness, in the form of companionship, or in the form of isolation, I hope you all have a great run at life
See you on the other side, and you'll all reserve a special place in my heart
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>>34928960
From here and im pretty sure he was drunk probably. He seemed so cool at first too :|
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>>34926422
alright op. choose between 1 and 2.
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>>34928985
hey if this is legit best of luck out there in the cold cruel world man
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>>34928966
No I refused to.
She took my generosity as a weakness and tried to exploit it.
I sensed she was attempting to mold me into a subservient cuck boy and I refused to accept such an insulting offer.
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>>34928985
Good for you, fagget.

>>34929005
I see no choices or context.
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>>34928966
i understand the sentiment behind your post and the lack of wanting to be a cuck, but you know how many one-off dates dudes pay for? even/especially the tinder nonsense
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>>34929046
Then she was a whore and you did right by not playing into that faggot shit.
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>>34929066
at your choice, op. which number you like the most
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>>34928989

Was it from a chart thread? I actually remember something along the lines of your original post not too long ago now that I'm thinking about it. Either way don't write the rest of us off. I've done a fine fair bit of contactfagging on here and a lot of robots are pretty alright. You probably just got lucky (or rather, unlucky?) on him, I can't imagine most people I've talked to doing anything quite like that.
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>>34929115
Number 1 I guess. meh.
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>>34929128
Who knows anon Like I said im painfully shy irl and weird anyway im destined to be alone

I'm going to go give myself an orgasm and get into bed
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it's been pretty comfy in here. i thank you all, especially OP. shout out to the best OP i've seen in a while. i already shouted him out earlier but we've gone through a lot since then
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>>34929183
alright if that means you're leaving, i want you to see you can't just do this to him, surely you recognize the error in your ways

it's cold hearted, OP is doing his best. come on
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>>34929175
thanks op.

origino
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>>34929196
Thanks, bro. I've made these threads before but never got this many replies, this frequently. IDK why that is tbhee.
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>>34929196
That's a comfy image
Saved
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>>34929183

Oh please, you know as well as I do that being shy and weird aren't bars to entry for girls.

I'm gonna keep my eyes out for you in the future, have a good night anon. Nice cat pictures.

>>34929230

For the record, I'm not OP. Just a talkative guy also on the way to bed.
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>>34929249
thank YOU. don't thank me i'm only here because of you

>>34929257
i got like a million of em man, i don't wanna turn it into a wallpaper thread though
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>>34926422
>was just cornered and asked if I was gay
I think he may still be suspicious
>mfw
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if dmxbro is still here this is how i imagine he is postured at the moment. godspeed sir
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funny thread
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>>34929277
Turning into a comfy thread isn't a bad thing though.
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>>34929277
Dude go for it.
All you'll be doing is making the vibe of the thread even comfier
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>>34929284
So are you? I've had my sexuality questioned before since I'd good looking and slightly feminine and don't talk in detail about girls/banging them.

>>34929306
Nah, he's probably just sprawled out or cuddled up with some music or show in the background.
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>>34929326
>>34929336
COMFY MODE ENGAGED
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>>34929427
Legitimate comfy threads are 90% of the reason I still come to 4chan. In the morning when I wake up there's honestly nothing better than to brew a cup of coffee, listen to indie hipster trash comfy music and browse comfy threads.
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>>34929469
Fuck forgot comfy picture
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Theres this girl that i like a lot at work, but she's not like other girls in the way that she talks, she doesn't fish for attention at all. I mess with her sometimes as a joke and she'll take me seriously a lot and not get the joke. This has never happened to me before and it honestly makes me feel extremely autistic. I overthink basically everything I say to her now, only creating more room for catastrophe.

I dont understand her at all, and shes almost impossible to read, and this only makes her more attractive to me

FUck i wish I was chad
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i have the most bizarre youtube homepage now that i've watched all this random shit

>>34929469
post some music you like, i'm 1000% sure it's not trash
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dxmbro is back waddddduuuuup my bois :3
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>>34929488
i'm checkin those dubs and also those puppers. i miss being around dogs.

>>34929516
DUDE. thought i lost you out there in the etherspace. glad you're back in action. how we feelin?
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>>34929469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAFIuyYlAq8

This song has been playing on loop in my head for a couple weeks.
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I bought a second monitor and I really like it
what else should I do to increase my comfy level?
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>>34929549
skip the kripp, for one

(just kidding he's fun to watch)
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>>34929535
I'm just high af bumpin my soundcloud, playing osrs fashionscaping :D
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>>34929540
this song gets pretty crazy at 5 minutes. in the best way possible. super comfy til then tho

but i'm fuckin jammin dude. thanks for the post! i can definitely dig it
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>>34929368
>So are you?
Yes. I've literally only told one person though, and he doesn't really count because I was his roommate for like 2 weeks before putting in a room change request.
I just don't think it's necessary to tell people I am, even if they're the ones that bring it up. Mainly because I don't want them treating me differently and my not wanting to be associated with faggots.
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Imma just keep posting comfy pictures until I feel like I want to go to bed.
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>>34929618
Yeah lol it's super mellow until that last part and then it goes balls off the walls
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>>34929637
just stay up with me

don't go to bed, we've lost so many robros already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBPk8fh6XaU
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>>34929653
i love it though man, so awesome. thanks for introducing me to that music

kinda reminds me of this song how it goes off the rails at the end despite being super chill for the most part up until then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poUo8B_pL1o
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>>34929703
shit i forgot a picture ummmmmmmmmm
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every thread dies no matter how comfy. i was glad to be here on this journey with you fine folks. have a wonderful friday and if it's already friday where you are have a wonderful weekend
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>>34929703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwWG2qmmroI

The only problem is when you're trying to get to sleep the end part just jolts you back awake. This song though is a gooder, makes me want to go and drink myself into a coma.
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>>34929778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyue2N1XZ0M

My supply of comfy pictures to accompany these comfy tunes are dwindling.
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sorry i got distracted in trade chat, i am back, comfy contributor
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>>34929881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it03NbJG-70

Thank god, I thought I was all alone again.
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>>34929881
jfc that is not the picture i selected. i know i clicked this one

>>34929827
listening now
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Tbh Bin Laden looked like he had a comfy room.
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>>34929903
i will never leave you alone. not only will i match you a picture for a picture i will match you a song for a song

i am the robot here for every robot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QthMaFm6-g
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>>34929495
OP here. Sorry I was gone for a while, had to lie down for a while because I ate too much. It sounds like she's not into you or is a sperg, more likely the first one. Just forget about her, bro. Wh would you want someone who wasn't into you?
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>>34929934
Really liked that one man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuZo7pLnL7c

More well known but still really comfy.
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>>34930072
listening now bro. love band of horses and that picture too.... i gotta save all these pictures you guys posted before we get prunechived
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>>34930072
>>34929934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwZNGaMrwcE
All these indie songs just make me miss summer.
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>>34927559
>Gogol
>Dazai
>Fellini
>Siouxsie and the Banshees
>The Smiths
>has to ruin it by being a female

What a shame.
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>>34930102
holy shit. what voice(s). nice pull mate. definitely going to revisit this, thanks for the post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QthMaFm6-g
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>>34930127
tfw no nozdryov bf
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>>34930143
god damn it i ctrl v without the ctrl c

my apologies brochacho nachos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IZ-jATBq9A
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i want an ugly girl to talk to about literature and be comfy and nice and not be lewd really because my stomach hurts and I don't want to be pressured
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>>34930179
It's all g, brobot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDHY1D0tKRA
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>>34930230
>ugly
Why?
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>>34930237
ugly girls are comfier and cuter and nicer than attractive girls and usually don't demand on calling me daddy or masturbating every 15 minutes
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>>34930232
Ben G is pretty brilliant, always liked him. Love the way this was recorded.

let's 6 degrees of kevin bacon this

ben gibbard was in postal service which recorded such great heights which was covered by iron and wine

okay that's only like 2 or 3 degrees, FML

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCYWymG9fSs
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>>34930257
That's why you go for the in-between and never shoot higher than a 5.
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>>34930282
No, I just want an ugly girl.

This isn't a difficult notion to understand, I don't see why you're being so hesitant.
i think ugly girls are probably more likely 2 b my mommy
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>>34930277
Definitely have heard this song before but don't know where.
Also speaking of wine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNlxKH9Jtmc
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>>34930321
dude civil wars are amazing... i don't think i've seen this video either, that harmony is amazing betwixt them two... what's the killer song they debuted with? it was more country if memory serves

speaking of our country and civil wars that America fought in...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRUjr8EVgBg
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>>34930353
forgot a draco comfoy picture yet again, jesus tap dancin christ what is happening to me
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>>34930353
Speaking of America, america has cars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pak0LEhFyAY
I'm sorry, I couldn't think of something of the same genre or even a good segue. My mind's just still on indie.
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>>34930389
>I think I'm going to kill myself soon
>I've felt worthless for 5 years now, and I just keep failing.
>Two of my relatives died this last week, due to cancer, and this really took away the last part of me that felt hopeful. My uncle also died two years ago from it. I kept myself away from it then, so I was okay, but my grandpa's decline was horrible. He would ask "where did the time go?" and ask his hospice nurse to kill him. Hearing your own mother describing these things to you, hearing her cry, is awful. I don't think anything matters, not to be dramatic.

owned nerd
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>>34930409
I will happily accept this Cars reference and do my best to once again stray from the well established themes of the thread!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QfwyqjENnA
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>>34930460
hey i actually remembered the pic this time holy hell here's another for good measure
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>>34927559
uh hi friend

i think we're basically the same person except im not a leaf im your colonial overlord


have you read any natsume soseki or mishima?
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>>34930497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwFS69nA-1w
Let's get it hella feelsy in here
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>>34927222
nice trips, im very curious, do tell
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im a little sad, can you please cheer me up?
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>>34932002
>tfw I'm still awake and this thread is still alive
Eyy bro. IDK how I can cheer you up, but I can try. Rate 1-10 for effectiveness of this totally not fake story. I may try again depending on effectiveness/lack thereof.
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>>34932088
sorry anon, im attention span is garbage, cant read long greentexts :I
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>>34932108
Here you go then, you gay faggit
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>>34926422
Have you ever played extermination? If so, what did you think about it? no spoilers please.
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>>34932169
Never played or even heard of it, but it sounds interesting.
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>>34932185
It's a survival horror game, my favorite, I just remember playing the demo of it when I was 5, it was very dark and very gory with a level of grit on it. I was planning on buying it and playing all the way through for the first time.
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