>tfw you're seriously considering giving up your butt

>>34923422
>>tfw you're seriously considering giving up your butt to a guy so don't have to be alone anymore
Go ahead and do it, you've got nothing to lose. Maybe you'll like it.

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>>34923422

>giving up your butt

...what, do you no longer have an ass, afterwards? Is it somehow rendered unusable? Did the guy take it your Uranus and have custom fucking rims installed?

>>34923422
I was thinking of fucking a guy this weekend. It's actually pretty fun.

>>34923422
It sounds like your bisexual so whatever, do it.

Actual straight guys don't even consider thoughts like that t b h

>>34923751
>rims
>butt
I don't know if that was intentional, but good job

>>34923779
Yep he's closeted. Dear OP, men are not like women. Don't be ashamed of this shit or think of it like desperation. Just think of it as you going out to have some fun.

>>34923422
Having sex with another guy is better than just masturbating.
Go for it

OP I'll be your bf and you don't even have to let me fuck your ass.

B-but Anon, don't you poop from there?

>>34923714
>you've got nothing to lose
A I D S

>>34923422
delete that stupid slut immediately

>>34923422
Don't go too far so fast, you might turn yourself off.
I started just with kissing and grabbing my friend's cock. Eventually move to sucking after you're comfortable.

>>34925024
My life as is is nothing so good that I'd regret losing it

>>34925062
Its still a shitty way to die as far as dying goes

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>>34923422
>turned prison gay after so long with no gf
>started looking for a bf instead
>still alone
>can't even attract gays

>>34925400
A-are you a big guy?
Bear types are my thing, anon.

>>34925440
My height starts with a 6 and I lift weights regularly.

I don't have a strong 'dominant' personality though I'm very laid back.

>>34925440
>Bear types
I'm a chubbier hairy guy which is why I can't get a gf since they don't find that attractive

>>34925575
this also describes me

this is the beginning of a new stereotype desu

>>34925575
>>34925590
>>34925598
look at all these free bear boyfriends, won't someone think of the bears

>>34925575
You could be a cuddly bear then.

>>34925590
How chubby are we talking about?
Fat or thicc?

>>34923422
please give your butt to me i'll love you

>>34925735
>please give your butt to me i'll love you
are you a girl

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>want to be physically dommed and anally penetrated
>don't find men attractive

>>34925214
>Its still a shitty way to die as far as dying goes
People don't really die from AIDs unless they're completely retarded and never see a doctor. Most people don't even get AIDS, they get HIV and have to take a pill and it never develops into AID\s. This isn't the 80s.

>>34925790
What kind of females do you find attractive?

>>34925817
big tall fat girls

>>34923422
FUCK YOU YOU SHILL

GET OFF MY BOARD!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34925817
Same as that guy but skinny/thin nerd girls.

>>34923422
>tfw i would be someones qt housewife if I wasnt afraid of my parents and how they would react
anyone else know this feel?

>>34925857
live your own life, anon, be the housewife you want to be

>>34925833
That seems doable... get pushed around physically
Nice

>>34925695
>How chubby are we talking about?
Dunno a bit of a beer belly, I used to be skinny fat, but I've gained a shit ton over the past year and I'm working on losing it again

>>34925869
my life is not my own while i am dependant

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Do. Not. Fucking. Bother. Gay men have no interest in long-term relationship. From what I've seen and experienced, they're not capable of loving. Possible more emotionally deficient than the most slutty roasty

T. Homosexual

>>34925895
that's going to have to change in the future, I more meant make the change you know you want when it comes time to do it

>>34925756
>are you a girl
no why?

>>34925906
Please don't crush my dreams.

>>34925906
I mean when there's so much dick to suck could you blame them for not being monogamous?

>>34925906
literally the only people I know in a stable relationship who haven't cheated on each other or been divorced are these 2 gays I work with

>>34925906
Complete BS! I'm a fag and all I want is a sweet needy boyfriend that I can take care of and love forever and I'll be monogamous and make him feel great all the time and help him develop socially, intellectually, spiritually.

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>>34925960

No, it's true. Maybe 1 in 10 roasties have the potential for stable partnership. I would guestimate fewer than 1 in 100 homosexuals can emotionally bond with another man. Even then, gays just devolve into open relationships anyway, every time.

My greatest fear is that I am one of these gays. This is why I'm still a KHV and always will be.

>>34926003
married gay couples often bring more people into the bedroom for sex
I would know since I got double teamed by one.

>>34925884
>That seems doable
except they don't exist

or rather i don't have enough clout to be with one

>>34926018
be my bf sweet fuck

>>34923422
>tfw you consider being a submissive crossdresser to a dominant man for a short period of time to gain the sexual confidence for women.

>>34926023

>I would guestimate fewer than 1 in 100 homosexuals can emotionally bond with another man. Even then, gays just devolve into open relationships

You say it like it's a bad thing.

>>34926027
>married gay couples often bring more people into the bedroom for sex
I don't know I kind of doubt that though, they're both really conservative, maybe their just that one in a million though

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>tfw made it to 25 without doing gay shit

They said I wouldn't make it but I did hahaha!

>>34926036
Step 1 is always /get fit/

If you are fit then move out of shitsville nowhere because no dominant female settles for anything serious but long distance.

>>34925756
i thought you was going to give it to a guy? come on it will feel good

>>34926047
haha where do you live? I've dated a lot and can't find the right guy. I just want a sweet guy with a good heart, doesn't have to be a model or make money or anything else.

>>34926063

It is bad for OP who wants some sort of monogamous relationship, retard

OP sounds too heterosexual-oriented to be gay. Naively believes the grass is greener on the side but has no awareness of the degeneracy.

>>34926151
yeah that sounds kind of nice actually i want to get fucked

>>34926172
pacific northwest U.S., anon. you?

>>34923422
Don't fall for this meme! There is nothing wrong with being a virgin, but if you're so desperate at least pay a prostitute, don't let the homos drag you into their disgusting lifestyle.

>>34923714
>>34923777
>>34923952
>>34923994
>>34924967
>>34925058
I hope you know you're an abomination, sodomites.

>>34926193
SW USA

orgiania

>>34926188
>yeah that sounds kind of nice actually i want to get fucked
then be my gf

>>34926262
that's not too bad! you wanna give this homo shit a try?

>>34926256
>but if you're so desperate at least pay a prostitute, don't let the homos drag you into their disgusting lifestyle.


Because hiring a prostitute is not degeneracy. Fuck off.

>>34923422
>tfw wanted to give up my butt to another guy but no one wanted it

>>34926277
ok <3
where are you at

>>34926256
>sodomites
Anything that isn't exclusively penis-in-vagina is considered sodomy.
If you've ever had a blowjob or gone down on a girl, you've committed sodomy.

>>34926174

Monogamy and being gay is quite literally the dumbest thing ever. The fact that we can have open relationships and make them work is the best thing about being homosexual. The only reason for a fag to ever get married is get covered under your partners health insurance

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>>34926128
Now celebrate by going out and sucking a big dick

>>34926370

And that's exactly why OP is misdirected for considering homosexuality. He is obviously a hetero who wants the security and loyalty which comes from monogamous unions.

Of course, you're retarded so you will continue to argue for MUH FAGGOTRY instead of facing the main point.

>tfw you are seriously considering giving up your ass to a man so that you get to have his penis in your ass.

>>34926370
>. The fact that we can have open relationships and make them work is the best thing about being homosexual.


I'm a fag and I'm way too possessive for an open relationship. I'd get jealous. I want a guy to myself, no one else can have him. I let guys know from the beginning and I"m strictly monogamous and if they don't like it, go for another guy.

>>34926467
>tfw you are serious considering giving up your ass to a man so that you can receive something resembling the physical affection you've craved for your entire life

that's a little more accurate.

>>34926340
North carolina usa originally

>>34926340
where are you at?
origin

>mfw no traps in a 50mile radius.

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>>34926911
>tfw north texas
>all the traps are really far south

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>>34926632
north carolina is a shithole

>>34926945
>tfw North Texas and have a gf now so can't get boipussy
>there isn't any cute boipussy here anyway

>>34926945
>>34927037
>tfw south texas but I've never seen a trap IRL

>>34927080
every time we have trap threads there's a couple of traps that say they're in houston

>>34927024
>north carolina is a shithole
how?

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>live in Atlanta
>literally nothing but ugly n words

can't expect the guys to be cute when the girls are all fucking hideous as it is

>>34927024
Nc is the best state
i bet you live in commiefornia

>>34923422
>tfw your butt is a disaster to clean, full of hemorrhoids and hair, wiping yourself after a shit is an exercise in itself, gotta finger asshole to get all the shit out but more leaks over the hours

just end me

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>>34927265
mfw im from commiefornia but currently reside in nc

>>34927280

Gotta lay off those dragon dildos buttpai

>>34927291
go back to redit you damned normie nc is the best state ca is the worst

>>34927313
that's the sad thing, I've never got to enjoy butt stuff. my ass was ruined by two decades of IBS symptoms, particularly an untreated decade and a half as a kid. I had hemorrhoids at 15.

>>34923422
I can be the guy you give your butt to

>>34923422
Here's a question wants your plan if you go full gay and you are still alone?

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>>34923422
Oh look, it's this gay slide shit again.
GOD DOESN'T WANT YOU TO BE GAY
IT'S THAT SIMPLE

>>34926256
>living by religious moral code based on events that never really happened
LMAO

>>34926256
>>34927699
>>34927876
Being gay is why I'm not religious. I know it sounds faggy and New Age-y but I just identify as "Spiritual but not religious" and live my life how I want to.