Where would you place yourself on the Kinsey Scale? http://

That depends, do I have to be an absolute fucking faggot like this scale is suggesting?

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>>34917838

On the side with no husky wan wan

>>34917838
Probably a 2 but that picture is just cringe incarnate.


Yeah I know I'm probably a degenerate, not telling me anything I didn't already know.

How did an ant find out how to use the internet ?

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>>34917838
>480x360
neck yourself OP
Also, 2 on the scale

Bout a 5.5

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>>34917854
Not gonna say anything. Pic says it all.

>>34917838
I'm a 2, which is surprisingly comm-

Wait no it's not surprisingly common in that poll what the fuck am I talking about /r9k/ loves traps

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>>34917854
Here's your husky wan wan

>>34918047

THATS AN ALIEN FROM THE FILM THE THING PREQUEL YOU BAKA!!!!! ITS ALSO CUTE MAYBE I WILL HAVE THAT AND KILL ALL THE NORMIES LIKE YOU

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about a four

I'm a five, but prefer to live as a zero.
Fuuuck being a homo.

Why are men so much hotter than women?

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>>34917838
0 or 1, I fap to futanari

I'm a 4. I want a bf and I think penises are great, but at the same time penis in butt kind of grosses me out and I still fap to 2d girls all the time.

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>>34917838
>4
End me

original

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>>34918261
what a nice life you must live

>>34917838
Anyone above 0 should be gassed

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I'm at a 3 but holy hell that picture is awful.

Should've used this one instead.

meh 1 or 2

i get along with homos and as of late they're the only ones who have been showing me attention so i reciprocate a little

faggots CANNOT be robots

literally there is a endless amount of men wanting to fuck you or get fucked

and they UNIVERSALLY have promiscuous sex and dont want a relationship. the only men who are gay who want a relationship are straight men who are prison gay who want any form of companionship. real gay men who are attracted to men lost their virginities at 14

faggot PLEASE get out of my board you dont understand what its like to have your soul rot from not experiencing any love

>>34918435
>you dont understand what its like to have your soul rot from not experiencing any love
Love and casual sex aren't the same thing, retard.

>>34917838
A 2 or a 3, probably. That picture's fucking annoying though.

>>34918075
It ain't the prequel! Well... it technically does appear in the prequel but it ain't the prequel.

>>34918503

No you're right, I realised after I posted

I'm open to dudes, but there's only 1 penis that isn't a turn off for me and I like overly feminine bodies so it's probably never happening.

Oh well.

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>>34917838
2.5


Literally every guy on that graph looks like a flaming homo.

This picture is setting off smoke alarms in my house, holy shit.

>>34918459
>"heheheh i can get laid whenever i want to, be in a relationship whenever i want to, have all my sexual desires fufilled at my discression but my life is so bad X_X you just dont understand my pain :("

heres hoping you become a transexual and kill yourself

faggots and females CANNOT be robots

>>34918635
If it's that easy why don't you just turn gay?

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>>34918435

>for every 100 potential partners a straight anon can get a gay anon has ONE
>of these partners, a vast majority don't want relationships and only want casual sex
>STD rates are more than 4 times higher for gay men than any other demographic
>gays are even more shallow than women, with penis size being one of the most deciding factors in whether they want to fuck or not
>even if you manage to find someone, gays are way more likely to cheat and gay relationships don't last nearly as long as straight ones
>the only way you can even tell if someone is gay is by them acting overtly faggy and obnoxious while adhering to leftist politics for some inane reason
>or you can risk a fist to the face by blatantly coming onto a guy who is statistically 95-99% likely to be straight

all of these are the baseline caveats that come with being gay. that isn't even factoring in your actual looks, personality flaws, or any other negatively qualities that a robot most definitely has.

keep crying about how 9/10 staceys won't look at you while you completely ignore all of the women that are actually in your league, you fucking hypocrite.

>>34918896
how?

i would if i could

i cannot find penises or men attractive. fundamentally at the core i only get sexually exited from females with vaginas, they have a monopoly on my sexuality

like i always like having gays as friends growing up and speaking to gays was a lot easier than non gays, but still unlike them i dont find men attractive. and when i was like 13-14 my faggot friends were getting laid and i wasnt and i had to cut those normies off

like, u cant just become gay by choice

and neither are you a robot

I have literally tried to fap to dicks (both traps and just plain guys) and have been unable to get a boner

I take this as evidence that I'm exclusively straight

>>34918937
honestly i dont have the energy to argue with you. i know it must be horrible having the ability to have guaranteed casual sex and endless dudes even on 4chan wanting to talk to you and get into relationship, its so hard for you, i understand your need to express it

you win, straight men cannot be robots, only gay men are the true robots

>>34919119

>the ability to have guaranteed casual sex and endless dudes even on 4chan wanting to talk to you and get into relationship

i can't tell if you're trolling or if you genuinely believe this, but it is /r9k/ so i guess poe's law is in effect.

whatever dude go post in your roastie thread and cry about how the moral decadence of the modern age has denied you your god given right to have your pure maiden.

meanwhile i'll just open my smartphone and have fulfilling sexual and romantic relationships with the obese STD riddled SJWs that are all clamoring just to bask in my presence thanks to my gayness.

>>34919248
well everyone of any race gender or sexuality has standards. "im ugly so i have to be with ugly guys =(" isnt an arguement

my point is that its much easier to experience love, intimacy and sex as a faggot than a non-faggot

water seeks its own level. as a straight men who is not obese but is average you can expect to get a used roastie whore who will fuck you financially and only wants your money

men atleast can fall in love with themselves. men have relationships with eachother all the time. if you're having problems finding a non hideous guy, what does that say about you?

the standards and expectations a average gay man has is NOTHING compared to a average straight guy

>>34919352

>my point is that its much easier to experience love, intimacy and sex as a faggot than a non-faggot
sex yes. love and intimacy, no. but of course sex is literally the only thing that matters in life. having an interpersonal relationship based on mutual respect and companionship is fucking stupid, right?

>as a straight men who is not obese but is average you can expect to get a used roastie whore who will fuck you financially and only wants your money
but there's plenty of girls who don't do that. there's plenty who do of course, but you have armies of women out there who are potential relationship material so if you come across a garbage one all you have to do is dump her and find the next one.

>men have relationships with eachother all the time.
and so do men and women. more, in fact. what's your point?

>if you're having problems finding a non hideous guy, what does that say about you?
that i'm ugly? no shit. but i thought standards aren't an argument even if you're ugly? you said so yourself.

>the standards and expectations a average gay man has is NOTHING compared to a average straight guy
you, quite literally, have ONE HUNDRED TIMES the dating pool of a gay man before anything about you is even considered. finances, looks, job, personality, hobbies, anything.

yet somehow you're still gonna tell me how easy i have it because some HIV positive guido needs to nut tonight and he finds my asshole to be a worthy receptacle.

>>34919667
you know, you're right

i honestly wish u were 100% straight, i swear to god. i guess i just dont understand the pain gay men go though, im sorry

>>34917854
>Based Tomboy spams /r9k/ so old Skype orbiters will approach her
Tibical

literally a 0

i am pretty degenerate but i have no attraction to men whatsoever
feels good desu

>>34917838
Guy on the left's face and posture is exactly how how I feel

>>34919770
This... except that lack interest from women means it doesn't feel good.

>>34917838
Who said this scale is true?

>>34917838
0

im not a faggot. If you score 1 or more you are a faggot.

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>>34917838
About 2

that being said, I'm pretty sure I'd over ever have sex with men (if I could) , I fantasy about homosexual sex because all of my fetishes are homosexual ones, and I don't mean traps.

Women just bore me, yeah I find them innately attractive, but unless I'm extremely pent up, I have no interest.

>>34918261
Not to sound like a SJW but you can have gay sex without butt sex. Just BJ and handies.
Like how lesbian fuck, without penetrative sex.

>>34919352
You should calm down on those red pills, you took a few too many.
>what does that say about you?
That he's a robot. Fags don't magically easily find partners, in what fucking world do you live? A gay porn film? Why don't you hire a female baby sitter or a private teacher to lose your virginity to then?

>>34920285
Nobody says it''s true. It's a scale, "true" does not apply to the word "scale", nor does "false".

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>>34917854
Shibas>Huskies
Fug off normalswine.

I know I'm gay but I've never seen another man naked with my own two eyes in my 25 years.

>>34919119
I swear, some of you guys are convinced that being a milennial white straight male in a first world country is life on hard mode. Maybe actually take a look at life from another person's viewpoint and you will have an easier time getting a girlfriend.

>>34921371
im involuntarily celibate, a kv at the age of 26. where i live doesnt invalidate that or the pain that comes from being kv

i do think its easier to be a robot in a 1st world country simply due to neetbux, but that is IT. all 2nd and 3rd world countries are more social and value things like speaking to people and family more. 1st world people are very isolated from each other

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I guess 1, when I was a kid me and my friend (male) would hide in the closet and make out
I don't know why we would do that

Probably a solid 2. I want to fuck women but I've jerked it to traps and ladyboys

>>34921084
Looks good desu. Guys are better kissers than women too btw.

I think I'm a 1.5, I like gay porn but outside of that I've only liked girls.

>>34918075
>prequel

When will remakebabbies learn?

>29% 0
wrong board faggots

why is there no asexual option on it

What is "Incidental" homo- or heterosexuality?

>>34923773

you had an experience growing up while you were adventurous and learning about sex, or you won't say no if you're drunk enough but don't really consider it something worth pursuing.