>tfw got a job interview in 90 mins c-can i get some

>>34917107
I hope you fail originally

>>34917107
No you going to mess up and fail.

>>34917107

Good luck anon, try your best. You will enjoy the finacial gains and no longer being a NEETcuck, like I am now.

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>>34917107
Good luck my man, just stay calm and remember: you got this.

If it starts going south just offer to suck his dick.

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GOOD LUCK MAKE SURE YOU GET THE JOB SO YOU CAN BUY ME A HUSKY

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>>34917107
Take a kiss for good luck!

>>34917107

Two shots of liquor OP, that'll settle your nerves

>>34917107
You're further than me, I can't bring my self to step out the door and apply places. How did you land an interview you fuckin ace?

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Good luck! I have a big interview next week. Nervous as hell too.

>>34917322

lied on resume desu lad, then make up answers to questions

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>tfw been called to job interview 3 times
>dodge all of them because too anxious to go

>>34917107
I believe in you, anon. Just try your best and I'm sure things will work out.

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You can do it.
I believe in you, anon.

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>>34917107
godspeed anon
i know you'll get it

>>34917107
Good luck. You can do it. Have you been to many before?

>>34917107
G-good luck! F-fighting!

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Good luck anon I'm sure you'll be great, just relax and DON'T be yourself, lie a lot.

Hey anon I hope that it went well.

I start my first day of work in a few hours, I am also nervous!

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OP here, think I did okay. Guy interviewing me seemed cool and complimented one of my answers

T-thanks for all the w-well wishes anons

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>>34919929
I hope you get the job anon! what was it for?

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>>34919959

Thanks bro, it is for a sales consultant at a bank

YOU CAN DO IT OP. I BELIEVE IN YOU. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU. STAND UP STRAIGHT, LOOK THEM IN THE EYE, FIRM HANDSHAKE.

Just remember that you're human and not some walking suit with a list of certificates, qualifications, experience and skills attached.

>>34920087
are you saying i should walk in wearing a suit with all my certs, qualifications and experience and skills taped to it

A robot working in sales, well I hope you have what it takes OP best of luck.

>>34920098
Whatever makes you feel comfortable.

orange

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>>34917240
A-anon I don't have time to deal with someone else's affection!

>>34917107
Good luck dude. From my experience, dont worry too much about not getting the job. If you prepare, come clean and just let it happen, you'll probably get it. Hell even if you act awkward and anxious as fuck alot of employers will focus on the effort put into it. Thats my positive experience, being retarded can be endearing to some.

>>34917107
Update us on how it goes op.

>>34917107
Good luck anon
good luck in your interview desu

>>34917107
good luck anon. Never underestimate the power of a blowjob to get where you want in life.