kissless virgin femanon here, how do you eat in front of a guy?

>>34916614

Bait. Post verification

>>34916614
You will never have to as only betas take women to dinner and you will only accept Chad

why do homosexuals believe that they are women?
SAGED

>>34916614
>kissless
>virgin
>fem-
2/10, will make autists reply

>>34916671

It's a sick world we live in these days, so much degeneracy

>>34916614
Tell him you always eat as much as you do and you're still as skinny as you are. He'll find it impressive, but maybe somewhat intimidating as it might lead to larger resturaunt bills.

>>34916614
once you become self-conscious about innocuous things like this, you've already doomed yourself

>>34916614
>take a gun
>put the barrel to your temple
>pull the trigger
Hope that works for you, whore.

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>>34916614
Imagine looking across at that face and that table full of food, knowing that all of it is the scheme to fuck you. Still there is no shortage of men on r9k who would rather be women.

He will be mostly looking at his plate instead of you. Don't worry too much.

>>34916699

desu if a girl is a kissless virgin and this isn't lame bait chances are she's fat as fuck

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>>34916614
be cute and thin so that he finds you eating messily cute and doesn't think you're a butter whale

>>34916614
>>34916728
Kill yourself roastie cunts.
original post

He knows what I can shove in my mouth already.

I'm not ashamed

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>>34916614
depends on who the guy is???

we are not all the same, stacey, personally i don't care how she eats as long as she doesn't literally shovel food into her mouth

>>34916614
I can only speak for myself, but I don't think I've ever really paid much attention to how a girl eats. Just don't talk with your mouth full and use a napkin.

>>34916895
How can a virgin be a roastie?

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>>34916614
WITH YOUR MOUTH ERNIE

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okay so im going out with a guy tomorrow. im a roboto so i dont really know how to handle it.

what do i do if he says he wants to split the bill? like i cant just leave because hes my ride.

>>34917981
>if he says he wants to split the bill
You split the bill duh its a common practice

If he's anything like me, he's not paying attention to you eating, he's too busy imagining what your asshole looks like.

>>34918033
i mean i might offer to be polite but HEs the one whos supposed to pay

its insulting to me to even bring it up

like you brought me out obviously its youre treat

>>34916614
depends. I'd probably laugh my ass off of you just stuck a whole chicken wing in your mouth and suddenly spit out nothing but bone, and maybe even fall in love.

Men have low standards, and if they don't, they're spoiled brat assholes who are too concerned with what people think. But you can't go wrong with chewing with your mouth closed.

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>>34917981
goddamn i wish i had his face

>>34917981
if he wants to split the bill he's a fucking douchebag