>be me >have a hard childhood,no father and shit >my

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>be me
>have a hard childhood,no father and shit
>my little brother died,because of my cowardness
>move far away from home for like 5 years
>i get a call
>waddefak,its my big brother
>he tells me that mom is dead
>i take the next plane ticket home
>at least got to go to her funeral
>get into a taxi at the airport
>tell him to drive me to my home
>im a nigger,you see
>so after what felt like not even 5 minutes a police car stopped the taxi
>police told me to get out with my hands up
>they basicually just took my money,told that taxi driver to gtfo
>myfuckingbag.jpg
>they drove me to some pretty bad neighborhood
>think to myself "damn,these guys gonna shoot my ass here"
>they literally thow me out of the car and drive off
>as i said,im a nignog
>so i steal some bike standing around
>drive home
>enter home
>see a photo of my mom
>get flashbacks and shit
>sit at the table
>some fat dude with a baseball bat comes out of the kitchen
>YOU PICKED THE WRONG DIP,FOOL