>tfw poor girl >tfw no money to buy any games on my PS4

>>34912515
No man's sky is 10-15 dollars in the bargain bins :^)

>>34912515
>It hurts so much. I don't deserve happiness, guess I will just kill myself like the worthless poor bitch I am...

Alright then, bye!

>>34912515
> "I don't need to work hard, I'll just marry rich!"
> slut your way through college, only attend classes for "the college experience xD"
> hit your 30s
> "Modest Christian wife seeks suitable companion"
> no one wants to marry a roast beef sandwich
> "Why am I so poor? I'm smart & have marketable skillz like my vagina!!"

Dude if you actually get someone to buy you a game by pretending to be a girl you win

>>34912515
you can't afford used games? i got a few for like 10-15 dollars at my local game store

>it's a pretend to be a girl on the internet to get autists to buy you games episode

>not knowing what game sharing is

don't tell me PS4 doesn't have game sharing? just get a friend to do it with you

that's what I do on xbox and I only pay half price for all games

what kind of games do you like?

origonal

>>34912531
I don't want No Man's Sky.

>>34912562
But I'm not pretending, I'm a real girl.

>>34912575
No, I'm too poor for even that. :(

>>34912579
I am a hikkikomori, I don't have any friends...

>>34912580
I like all kinds of games, except first person shooters like Battlefield or COD. Too bad I can't afford to buy any games. :/

>>34912624
I can buy you some games but u have to at least add me on ps4. what games would u want?

Come on faggots.

TITS OR GTFO. Timestamp. Proof.

Even then who the fuck buys something for someone over the internet for no reason?

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>>34912663
Anon, don't do that

Don't be a slave to the vagina

>>34912663
Thank you kind anon, but I don't know if I can do that. I am very shy and my PSN contains personal info.. And I don't have PS+, so I can't play online. I can add you on Discord though if that is okay.

And I don't want to make anyone poor, I don't think it is worth buying things for me. :/

But the cheapest game I want is Tomb Raider I guess..

>>34912515
>I will just kill myself like the worthless poor bitch I am...
please do

some tasty bait desu.

Your only recourse is to suck cocks. If that doesn't bring in enough you need to become a fulltime whore.

>>34912515
http://vocaroo.com/i/s032P0qXrPrl

>>34912515
Nice try trying to get free games fat nerd

>>34912784
ill buy u a copy of bad ratz if u post tits

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>>34912727
YOU THOT I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU FREE GAMES? HAHA FUCKING ROASTIE WHORE YOU ARE WORTH NOTHING TO ME
I WAS PRETENDING TO BE A BETA AUTIST AND HAHAHAHAHA WHORE

YOU WOULDN'T EVEN GIVE ME A PSN? FUCKING RETARD YOU THINK ANYONE IS GOING TO TAKE PITY ON YOU YOU FUKCING WHORE. LEAVE THIS WEBSITE NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34912803
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cILDgnogVW

Why are youu all so mean to me I don't get it :(

I didn't ask anyone to buy me games I'm just poor and worthless okay..

I'm crying but that is okay I don't derserve happiness

>>34912562
>>34912577
>>34912788
And it's going to work too. The people on this board are so pathetic that they're screaming their hate for women but the second there's one around they turn into beta providers. I'm not even "red-pilled" or anything but this
>>34912663
is sad to see. I don't know maybe he'd do the same for a random non "girl" anon but I highly doubt it.

>>34912515
>tfw no virginal gamer gf to share my vast video game library with

>>34912832

Your seconds is up. Where's the tits. If you're thicc I'll buy you any games you want

>>34912515
leave this place filth, you are not welcome here

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>>34912853
>I'm crying but that is okay I don't derserve happiness

What game do you want bitch

>>34912888
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DmXZTud8ZJ

>>34912928
bitch I aint got no fruit roll ups for u
typical sluts dont know what they want baka

>>34912967
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jD6czg27WI

>>34912918
I looked at the games that are currently on sale I guess I want FFXV, Alien Isolation, Tomb Raider and Attack on Titan. But I am too poor to afford them so I will just watch Let's Plays of them on YouTube..

>>34912993
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H65YLWKiOW

>>34912993
sorry but ur not getting shit, the deal was bad ratz 4 nudes
now youre just wasting my time

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>>34912832

OP i don't like your attention whore ways but you should be getting paid for impersonations like that 10/10

>>34912515
O H I O
H
I
O

I hav games

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>tfw miss loli vocaroo anon

>>34913056
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dOXjiBep8W

>>34913028
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MtoijkZINT

>>34913119
stream to chaturbate strange creature

>>34913153
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uhSehGQwH9

>>34913150
This one sounds just like the type of roastie that enjoys a sam hyde type humor

>>34913212
>shirt with a hole in it

seems appropriate for chaturbate you dont even need to take it off if you dont get money

>>34913239
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NOpHklyRhl

>tfw looping between thinking she's approaching a mental breakdown or that's the joke or that the joke is just an attempt to cover it up
>tfw can't tell if you're stupid or just indecisive

>>34913360
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NOpHklyRhl
once you look him up your little nuts are gonna be quakin' buddy

what does being a girl have to do with anything you attention whoring cunt

hey beautiful leave your paypal i'll buy you like 300$ worth of games. It'd be an honour m'lady

>>34913399
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OemWFe27on

>>34912515
>console pesant
Serves you right, bitch.

>>34913466
Thanks but I can't do that, that is way too much for me. And I think you're joking to be honest

>>34913514
I'm sorry that I can't afford a gaming pc.. I got my PS4 as a birthday gift from my parents

>>34913499
the comedy stuff is fake he uses that to cover up his mass shootings that he always gets away with

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UQ2xfDce4v
>ps4
>didn't skip a generation to buy a ps3 and cheap games

>>34913548
>I got my PS4 as a birthday gift from my parents
They should've bought you a PC. Even a shit PC > PS4

>>34913575
I'm sorry, I will get out. :(

There is no place for me, I am hated everywhere.

>>34913575
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07bJ3g3jqIk

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>>34913624
>mfw we finally made a roastie gtfo our board

>>34913624
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03XBqSkAbvT
get a pc next time dork

>>34912515
no one is going to fall for this rig-
>>34912663
>>34913466

>>34913655
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JPxtPXjhTP
know your place womyn

>>34913548
I am joking, hurl yourself into traffic you fucking cunt. Get the fuck off this board too while you're at it you soulless leach, you demon. I wish the absolute and utter worst for you in life, I hope you get an autoimmune disease and I'm dead serious here. Fuck you.

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roastie getting bombarded
have the tides truly turned to the robots favor?

>>34913715
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oC1Epjq62T

>>34913731
You made me cry, anon. I hope you are happy.

>>34913801
YOU SID YOU WILL GET OUT ROASTIE BITCH REEEEE >>34913624

>>34913801
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vHYirraOjo

>>34913789
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jpz929xtnM

>>34913868
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xXD1USjN4k

>>34913884
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wfXnmiOogZ

>>34912515
>GUYS I AM A GIRL GUYS LOOK I HAVE A VAGINA GUYS I AM A GIRL

I'm heading off to bed. Can you say "good night kim kun" femanon

>>34913924
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x9IfmUW2ce
THERES 2 OF THEM NOW

>>34913956
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jbbd9PhoZt

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>>34914021
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h3JpIX4w1p
did i just btfo?

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>>34914121
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZBKA1Et8kL

Hey OP, just want to tell you I'm jerking off to that voice. It doesn't really matter if it's actually you or some friend or your gf or whatever.

>>34912663
buy me steam games and i will talk to you and be nice to you and play and stuff while also having a vagina

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>>34914221
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HB9s0MkUOx

>>34912825
>>34913731
>>34913801
This was a good thread for once

>>34912515
i'd call this bait but then i remember mitchell henderson was real

>>34914244
>>34914276
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fvRcYJBhJh

>>34914471
are you into lesdom

can you bully me like you bullied op please

>>34914522
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M82tEQSG1z

>>34914471
Go on, you crazy bitch, I'm almost cumming

>>34914579
please just tell me you'd do lesbian stuff with me or something then

>>34914579
Please sit on my face I will pay you on paypal as much as you want

>>34914579
even if its not in your personality your voice works for it.
can you bully me for being a manlet?

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>tfw u will never buy vocaroo anon games

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>>34912663
>bought oneitis a PS4
>3 games with it as well
>told her to play sometimes with me
>she played it for about a week, and now her profile says "Last online 8 months ago."

Nah, I'm not falling for that again. I hate getting something for someone and them not even using it. So never again.
She did kiss me for it though, so now I'm only a virgin now

>>34914471
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a9UdUBN8Zo

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>>34914693
That has to be the most expensive kiss ever

>>34912727
cut the act dickhead. Seriously? You come to a board known for lonely men some of whom are on the spectrum and you try to abuse their vulnerability to get games for free. People like you sicken me.

>>34914619
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0147Nj7JG54

>>34914684
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oJmM9k1TLE

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>>34914693
>try to get a girl into video games
>she shows casual interest and is open to trying it
>you immediately spend over $400 on vidya for her
>she loses interest

>>34914702
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OY0I6w02ea

>>34914800
>she plays wow

>>34914706
Well I wouldn't be here if I was a Chad that can just fuck and make out with any girl I see.
Regardless, I'm a richfag so I didn't care too much.
>>34914758
She was already into vidya. I see her on Steam occasionally, and we even watched E3 together last year. I think she just didn't want a console as bad as she said.

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>>34914756
>i don't want any videogames
then why even reply to him you stupid bitch? i bet you are starving yourself your brain is clearly fucking rotten

>>34914800
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ymsnyktw39

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>>34914839
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mwq0cQKZrJ

>>34914823
>She was already into vidya
well with more context it doesn't sound as bad then. still dude i've never even spent that much on a gift for my own family members let alone a girl im not even in a relationship with.

>>34914756
would you let a grill lick you and make your small cripple body cum from me doing stuff to you

>>34914849
http://vocaroo.com/i/s082qd3ENTpg

>>34914876
To be fair, the PS4 was on sale. So were the games. So it was only like $300.
But that's nothing compared to what I get my parents on their birthdays/Christmas. I love them more then any random slut.

>>34914904
If you make me a custom vocaroo about facesitting femdom and sniffing your ass I will send you $100 on paypal right now link your paypal

>Neckbeard autist finally cracks female voice
>/r9k/ swallows hook line and sinker because this board is so fucking retarded they think a 2 second vocaroo is proof OP isn't an RPing homo

Anyone who fell for this should be hung with salted razor wire

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>>34914989
>tfw don't even care at this point
let the game play

>>34914989
femanon here. i'm just looking for a guy who can be real gentlemanly. is that so much to ask? i mean all these jocks come on to me all the time but honestly swag is for boys, class is for men ;)

>>34914904
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A5QFmoKOUl

>>34915072
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nHQvxQTrIk

>>34915071
okay, i'll buy you games and treat you like the princess you are, m'lady

>>34915213
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1INEIcNd0fe

>>34915467
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nCoFYVklBJ

>>34915606
i love your voice fembot

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>>34915606
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mwqeceUgI9

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>>34915921
You probably wouldn't believe it.... but I have already sold some pieces (only ink sketches like this). I told people to name their own price.

I got paid 60 dollars twice, and 100 dollars another time. I draw mythological creatures and dead things because I'm a faggot.

Was nice talking to you.

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>>34916005
neat art, get out of my board yada yada yada

C'mon guys. A bait doesn't get any more obvious than this.

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>>34916067
Okay. Bark bye and have a tolerable day.

I'll buy you a game, any game on PSN. All you have to do is record yourself saying this and post a throwaway email and I'll send you a $60 PSN card.

I don't want you to add me or even talk to me. Just copy what I said.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nJ3Vd1Dile

>>34912515
You are a worthless bitch. Why don't you just start prostituting yourself like your entire biological code tells you to do and become worth something?

>>34912515
Ps4 has games?
Color me surprised.

>>34915606
Please never stop making vocaroos, I wish every girl had a voice as pretty as yours. The way you inflect your words makes me feel really fuzzy inside :)

>>34912928
"Give me games" "You said I need to be thicc, so I don't want your games"

>>34914736
this is the funniest post ive read all day lol