>tell a qt girl I like her >"sorry anon I'm not

>>34912376
There's a good chance she's bi and just pretending to be a lesbian. My sister does it all the time to guys she doesn't like.

>>34912390
All girls are bi nowadays.

>>34912376
Ask her to be your wingwoman

>>34912390
Doubt it, I found out she has been with girls solely in the past. When she told me things did kinda fall into place.

>>34912376

>lesbian BFF
whats the problem here?

she will teach you about female and set you up with her friends

>>34912479
I have a crush on her

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>>34912616

give her a back rub
excuse yourself to the bathroom
think about her sexy back and masturbate
cum on her tooth brush
go home
imagine her brushing her teeth with your cum
pretend it's because she likes it
masturbate again
cry
repeat

>>34912401
Thats called being a slut

>tfw you will never be a hot lesbian

Why live

>>34912376
Is the pic a trap?

>>34912376
Your subconscious is waiting for the correct moment to ask her what she thinks about traps.

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>>34912376
i was in your exact same situation, pham
eventually, my attraction to her faded
we're fairly good friends now, she feels comfortable enough around me to talk about her suicidal thoughts and emotional issues
it's nice having someone I can relate to in that sense

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>>34913683
>>34912376
the exact same situation*

>>34913683
>Lesbian has mental issues
Color me surprised

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>>34913897
so does everyone on here, lad

>>34914304
That's true, but at least we can be upfront about it.

>>34912376
>>34912418
this or grow some ball and tell her that all women crave the meat

>>34914355
On an anonymous image board, congratulations.

>>34912376

Because friends are a thing.

>>34914626
Sure, like dykes would be upfront here

>>34912376
Become a trap.
Problem solved

>>34913683
I also had this situation except that she is a more better human being than me and 4000 times more "normie"; as much as I hate the term that's how she seems to be.
>tfw no friends, not even your lesbian crush

>>34912376
>87% of lesbians have had vaginal intercourse with a man at least once
that's why

>>34914963
I wish there was more content like this out there

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>>34915087
Ah, the memories come back
>Older brother was a normie and turning into a full-blown Chad fast when he was a sophomore in HS
>he hung out with this girl named Grace Ulak; she was thin with decent tits, red hair, blue eyes
>Had the whole cat's eye glasses, dress like the 1950's, cut her hair real short dyke thing going on hard
>Her aunt was a dyke and Grace would go to all the gay pride things, hold hands with girls in the cafeteria so everyone could see, the whole nine yards
>Ask my brother why he's wasting his time, he tells me he's banging other chicks and waiting
>Junior year Grace is in some big drama with a girl that dumped her for an older girl - I was a freshman, I barely cared
>Grace comes over that weekend in tears to see my brother - parents knew she was a dyke, sent her off to his room
>Hour later mom sends me to see if they need a snack or something - get to his door, sounds like she's crying really hard. Peek in the door
>She's on her back in bed, naked. He's fucking her hard and playing with her tits. I'm paralyzed for a minute. She cums real hard and he finishes at the same time. Just hear her say, 'no woman can make me cum like THAT!' as I shut the door.
>Wait a minute, knock, ask if they want a snack - they say they'll be down in a minute
>That keeps up for a few weeks - she comes over to talk, they fuck, etc.
>Then she starts dating another girl. Brother is still seeing a girl, too
>About a month after Grace has a new GF she comes over to talk and they go upstairs
>By now I have a system; listen as she says she can't stay away, then they fuck
>Pretty much until she went off to college a couple years ago she was publicly a dyke and privately fucking my brother at least once a month on the side

>>34912376
>be sitting in some bar by myself
>drinking some cocktail while waiting for some people
>group of obvious dykes seats next to me
>suddenly one of them starts talking to me
>"hey, did you know that you look really good?" or something like that
>ask her why the sudden compliment
>an expression of surprise and maybe of fear appears on her face as soon as she hears my manvoice
>"umm, I just wanted to ask you where you bought that shirt"
>tfw I'm a hetero trap for lez girls

J U S T

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>>34912376
This is the most beta thread on /r9k/

>>34915351
Are you a robot?

Are you and your brother buddies? Is he cool and all that and treat you nice?

>>34915471
I'm like a cyborg, I guess?
Senior year a drunk driver hit my car so I am all gimped up; scars, walk with a cane. I was messed up so I became a recluse and I get disability money and work part time as a call center guy.
My brother lives far away, now, but we're good

>>34915351
Damn it all to hell
I
HATE
WOMEN
I
HATE
WOMEN
I
HATE
WOMEN
I
HATE
WOMEN

>>34912376
I know that feel OP
>Grew up next door to a girl of the same age
>Started playing video games with her
>Went over to her house regularly
>Her parents loved me and always made suggestive jokes
>Fast forward to sophmore year
>Girl is now qt3.14 tomboy
>We still play video games together almost every day
>Decide that I love her
>Buy a bouquet of roses
>Her dad agrees to leave the back door open in the middle of the night so I can sneak into her room and confess
>Knock on her door
>She opens up the door
>She sees the roses and starts freaking out
>"What the fuck, Anon? It's midnight!"
>Nervously stutter out that I love her
>"Anon, I'm a lesbian."
>"What?"
>"I like girls."
> "o-oh, I, um, I'm s-sorry."
>She closes the door in my face
>Stumble autistically home with bouquet in hand
>Next day her Dad asks what went wrong
>I tell him that she's a lesbian
>He bursts out laughing
>"Yeah, I know!"
>Fuck you, Mr. Jones

>>34915716
Why?
Even the lesbians fuck men

>>34915800
Correction: Even lesbians fuck CHAD
That cunt probably only pretended to be a dyke so people like us wouldn't disgust her with our presence. Do you think any woman ever would EVER pay attention to ANY of us? If you do you are a fucking delusional cunt and I hate you as much as I hate those whores

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>>34915740
hahaha what a cunt

>>34915866
Oh, I know she actually fucked women.
I know guys more scarred, more crippled, and more messed up than me that get laid all the time.
I get that the real problem is I am afraid of rejection

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>>34912376
Then you have to become a pretty girl for her

>>34916223
>I get that the real problem is I am afraid of rejection

No shit of course you are. Rejection hurts. For people like us who spend a lot of time inside their own heads and on self-reflection it hurts even more. "Is there something wrong with me? Why am I like this? What if I had done xyz instead of abc?" Like, nigga what am I going to do, stop being afraid of bullets too? Stop being afraid of bear traps? Stupid fucking normies and their bullshit b urself advice.

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>>34915740
Based fucker

>talking to female friend of mine
>She has a bf but whatever i only like her as a friend
>She tells me she identifies as a lesbian even though she has a bf
What did she mean by this

>get friendzoned by a lesbian that I confessed to
>talk with her about sex
>she tells me she eats girls out does 69 and so on
>fap to the thoughts of it when I'm back home
>get depressed after fapping

Good thing I'm a girl(male)

>>34917385
male (male)*

rfrfr

>>34915538
Wow you are a literal anime character

You walk with a motherfucking cane Bro

Seriously. I'm sorry for your accident. I hope you don't have physical pain everyday man.