Decide I'm done being a virgin at 23
Call good looking hooker of Backpage
Arrives and looks nothing like the pics, she's old and prob 220lbs
I say fuck it and put my dick inside her
Nut in 15 seconds
She's like "wow, so fast"
I apologize profusely
She leaves after 5 min after I've given her $250 for an "hour"
>>34912162
Kek, guess that I'll be better if I stay virgin
>fucking goat
>start thinking about how I'm probably the biggest dick she's had
>cum buckets
You failed at being a wizard.
You will never have the power
>>34912162
And this is why you look at the "review" sites/fora first.
>>34912410
First genuine laugh I've had today
>>34912162
Sex with hookers is like having sex with a warm fleshlight. You almost made it to wizard status.
>>34912162
>$250
This is a joke, right?
origanoe
You should have said that it was a warm up and keeping making out with her until you be able to have another erection. It was worth an hour after all.