>be 26 loser >getting driver licence soon >family is

>>34911301
>Go to bridge
>jump
(Original pasta)

>>34911569
This is my plan.

>>34911301
Anon, I have a bad feeling I'm going to end up like you, already 24 so I'm close.

>>34911606
>24

you still have 2 years to make it. Don't be like me

>>34911647
You'd think so.

So how'd you end up where you are?

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>>34911301
Nigger, there's less expensive and far less uncomplicated ways to kill yourself.

>>34911301

>family is happy that a 26 year old man is getting a driving license

talk about low standards

good decision killing yourself, at least.

>>34912795

He doesn't want peopel to think he did it on purpose you mongloid

The only self violence worth talking about is Immolation, Manifesto'ing your brains out on the steps of the Academe, or Brevik.

>>34911301
Just running innawoods and surviving as long as possible. I'd give myself 1 week tops

>boat
>ocean
>chain
>cinder block

I luckily have access to all this

You are all such fucking children.

>I'm gonna kill myself! really!!!! pay attention to me!!!!!!

Normal people go over this when they are 12-13, and only some of them, then they grow up since they realize how childish they souns and act You people are twice that age at least and still act that way. Fucking babies, no wonder you are unhappy in adult lives, what child would be.

>>34911647
You're cornered?

As a 19 year old getting more and more horrified by adult life each day, I'm confused as to how people can see no other escape...

Travel? Save up money and go...I don't know...around the world?

Please, help me understand, how is suicide a rational choice for anyone?

>>34913041
defence mechanics, man

go deny unhappiness somewhere else

>>34911301
I was going to slit my wrists in the the bath tub, but now I'm thinking that might be too cruel.

>>34913041
>normal people think about killing themselves at age 12

No

I'm probably going to hang myself. I'm going to do it out in the woods in the middle of nowhere so noone will find me for a long time.

>>34913130
why?
that's all.

>>34913058

> I'm confused
no youre retarded

when youre depressed or in despair you cant feel any enjoyment
>Travel?
boring, just like everything else

>>34913041

>Normal people go over this when they are 12-13
i didnt know all children under 12 are suicidal

>>34911301
Consider not crashing your car. It is very difficult to die in a car accident nowadays, unless it is some junk from the 70s w/o airbag. You might end up disabled and unable to kys, having to wear diapers, and stuff.
If you want to die buy a motorbike instead. You will die free instead of being a loser inside a tin.

>>34911301
Just don't be one of those assholes that has a head-on collision with some poor fucker taking his kids to school.

>>34913117
>>34913200

Maybe I could have phrased it better. Technically, they do. Except, they are not serious, they just want mommy or daddy or anyone to notice them. Just like you all. You all don't have guts or drive or reasons to take your lives, you just want to shitpost about it so bunch of anons will give you any feel of being noticed. You are worse than idiots on /tv/ or /v/ that post porn pics or bait images. They at least know they are doing this for (You)s, you people are in denial.

>>34913266
>You all don't have guts or drive or reasons to take your lives

Some of us do. A guy from wizchan just killed himself yesterday. I plan to follow in his footsteps.

Thats not a real reliable way to go. You'll probably just end up fucking yourself up and not dying. Buy a gun and shoot yourself or hang yourself, those are the two best methods.

>>34913266
No, they don't, no one in my class ever thought of suicide before in their whole life when the teacher asked

>>34911301
I worked EMS for a while, and using a car to kys is far from a certainty. I've seen people survive some pretty hideous wrecks, even not wearing seatbelts. So you could spend months in recovery/physical therapy, or wind up a cripple or vegetable.

You need to do a brick wall or other completely solid object at like 100mph. That'll do the trick, but honestly it would constantly shock me how safe cars are nowadays.

Despite my medical background, I'm not telling you to live. Just take some pills + carbon monoxide yourself. You'll never feel a thing, and it'll do the trick so long as you don't "accidentally" get yourself caught in the act like the poseur you are.

>>34913164
And you don't question anything? You just straight out accept: 'alright, I'm depressed, everything is shit, and there's no point in trying to think otherwise or change my attitude because then...I don't know...I might seem "retarded"'

>>34913326
He wants to make it look like an accident, anon.

Accidentally original.

>>34913266

>don't have guts or drive or reasons to take your lives
as a depressed i agree. that is 100% true
i dont want to kill myself because its a pain and i dont have the courage
but the truth is i sincerely want to die

>you just want to shitpost about it
i feel a t ease when i read that there are people who feel the same way as i do

i have yet to meet any normal (not depressed) person who understands this

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>>34913366

>just stop being depressed

thanks for the advice

if i had to i wanna go that japanese suicide forest
shit looks comfy as fuck

>>34913378
does it really put you at ease to know that others think about suicide? is it because you assume that they aren't going to kill themselves and that you aren't going to do it either?

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>>34913447
I'd like to visit the suicide forest but idk if I ever could take my life. I mean I was really close after my pup passed but if my mom died? I really don't know what I'd do without my mom.

>>34913366
I'm not the guy you're talking to but you wouldn't understand it unless you've been through it.

Its constant sadness and fatigue. You don't feel like doing shit.

>>34913378
>i feel a t ease when i read that there are people who feel the same way as i do

Same. Its why I come to /r9k/. There are so many feels "normal people" don't understand that I can talk about freely here and find people that do know that feel.

>>34913474

its because i can not understand when people say "life is precious" or anything like that, and seeing others feel the same way makes me feel less crazy and alone

>>34913517
>>34913441
But I mean, people are treating depression as if it's appeared from nothing, and is some kind of inherent quality in a portion of people...

There's got to be something bigger in it...some cause...

I think the fact that we almost refuse to understand jack shit about depression is a cause for depression...I sometimes think it's a circular illusion...

But then, often, I fear that depressed people are just the ones who have their eyes open...

>>34911301

Why not just join army and die on the battlefield?
At least you get to kill some sandniggers.

>>34913709
THIS. Join the Marines, don't be a faggot OP

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>>34911301
Stick a pistol in my mouth and pull the trigger

>>34913362
I'm looking into the car thing aswell. I thought a small car, no seatbelt and driving faster than 100 km/h should do the trick if you hit a line of solid trees.

You're killing my hopes here, I don't have access to a gun and I don't know anything about pills (or can get them) so I thought car was fast and easy.

>>34913266
You are right about most of the the 19 yo who frequent this board nowadays but there's people here who've been on /r9k long before it turned into what it is now. People who are now well over 30 like me.

I'm socially isolated, I don't have any job perspectives and I never had a girl. There's absolutely fuckall for me here and I can't find a way to change that. So yeah, gotta get these next 4 weeks over and then I'm done.

And truth be told, I don't even consider myself clinically depressed. The way I understand it, actual depression is pretty much a chemical thing where you feel unhappy even when everything's ok, i.e. the whole "sad for no reason" angle.

That is not the case for me. My life is in every way utterly unsatisfying and unfullfilling and I simply do not want to go on. I'm tired and I don't have the energy anymore to keep up appearances.

So fuck you, you absolute cunt and be happy that you're not in the same position.

>take a plane to a place i've always wanted to live (alaska, wyoming, montana, etc.)
>buy a very good gun (shotgun, large caliber pistol)
>go out hiking
>get to the top of a really tall mountain
>soak in the view
>blow my brains out