Girls check out your >shoes >butt >hair >skin >eyebrows

>>34911100
None of these look weird except for my but because it has a bit too much fat on it for no fucking reason. I'm not fat anywhere else really but I should start running.

>>34911133
A round butt is better than a flat one.

>>34911233
But I think it's too far when it's at the point it jiggles like a girl's ass if you touch it

>>34911100
All of these look strange, oh well.

>>34911100
>teeth are yellow no matter what I do, and they're also not symmetrical
>>34911498
time to become an trap anon

>>34911100
>>shoes
worn-out second handed shoes
>>butt
???
>>hair
fine
>>skin
looks like moon surface - full of acne and acne scars
>>eyebrows
???. i mean i dont have unibrow
>>walk
semi-confident one
>>teeth
yellow and crooked

I shouldnt get my hopes high.

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>>34911100
>wear boots
>ass is abnormally huge for a male
>hair buzzed
>clear skin
>perma mad eyebrows
>height conpensation walk
>nightmare teeth

>still got laid often enough

Don't forget you're also effeminate and a shit person.

>>34911133
Nah senpai. Squats.

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>>34911100
They also check your height, manlet. You think you could get away with it? You can't, my dude

>>34911100
>shoes
Cheap
>butt
Unremarkable
>hair
Messy
>skin
Pasty
>eyebrows
Normal
>walk
Virgin
>teeth
British

I've failed on every level.

They also check your nails.

>>34912392
Most girls have dirty nails

By the way, Bukowski wrote that you should check a girls fingernails out. If they are dirty the pussy won't be clean eather..

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I cheated on my bf a while ago.
Before you get angry listen, I am seriously concerned. A few months after I told him he had an explosive fit of rage and broke everything in our appartment (including over 1000$ worth of bongs). A few months later he released this video with his 'band'
and I'm seriously concerned he's trying to tell me something or is going to do something..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiS9PNphDB8

>>34911100
>mfw at least 3 of that things always look strange on me

>>34913592
Pop punk has been dead since he was shitting his pants

>>34913592
Unironically kill yourself. Nobody cares about your problems.
>inb4 you reply, so you care
No I just have to much free time.

>>34913592
>I cheated on my bf a while ago.
Assuming this isnt bait, why would you that?

>>34911133
Lay off the soy. Start chugging raw eggs and expose chest and testes to direct sunlight for maximum testerone production.

>>34912392
Better make sure my nail polish isn't chipped then.

I have a very good ass. I have been told. But shitty eyebrows and virgin walk

>>34913786
>>34913822
>>34913904
This blokes been posting the same shit all day jsyk

>>34911100
No, they don't. Girls check out your
>skin (blemishes, skin color, acne)
>chest (flabbiness)
>posture (slouching or straight)
>hair (length, clean, cut, brushed)
>shoes (dirty, style, new)
>teeth
>walk (virgin walk or confident walk)
Basically, a girl has to check out every single aspect or your body before she decides if she likes you or not.