How to get a qt fat hairy saggy christmas cake cat lady fembot

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Is it even possible to find like a 35+ WoW-playing shut-in anymore, what are women like that even doing nowadays.

>tfw had one as a practice gf but got married because she got pregnant

Well, a good bit older than Christmas cake but still.

damn this bitch is hot as fuck. more pics pls op.

Bigger arms than me :(

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>>34907032
It's Jennifer from Southern Charms, she's great.

>>34906875
Wait, did you two get married or did she get married to someone else? How'd you find her?

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>>34907563
What about the tits though.

>>34908211
>milf
>saggy big tits
>hairy armpits
>bush
>tummy
Holy shit. Literally perfect.

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>>34908235
She cucks her husband with blacks, you might not be into that.

>>34908449
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK\

FTRUGYFTUGY

>>34908512
Give her a break, she's been doing it way before it got popular.

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>tfw she'll never surprise you with a sexy webcam video while you're raiding BWL

dont slow down op
post more

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Pretty much any woman over 40 is desperate for cock, especially young cock. It's like the biggest compliment they can get. Just talk to one without a ring, in the grocery store or where ever, and point out something that looks good on her the next time you see her. You will smell her panties soaking.

>>34908951
that arm hair. gross

Hairy armpits are really hot

>>34906875
practise gf holy shit haaha

Well you fuckers really did end up making me gag today. Congratulations faggots.