Cmon anon, don't be shy, take off your shirt. Let's

>>34905052
Put my faith in Chad because this is his domain

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>>34905052
>Ha-ha no I feel kind of cold... you guys go on ahead...

My body isn't bad but I have stretchmarks from growing so quickly so I'd feel inadequate around the chads.

>>34905052
I'd do it. Been working out a lot. I'm not that fit, but I'm seeing results. Plus I have a great throwing arm

guys who are barbie equivalents can probably just lay still and have girls jump into their laps

>>34905320
I have a ultra Chad friend. That doesn't happen because girls are afraid he'll turn them down (which he usually does). Women have no idea how to handle rejection.

He gets love letters from the graders stapled to his graded assignments.

>>34905320
Haha I pictured an older chad telling the younger chad to lie still so the women won't be scared and them coming over like timid deer

>>34905315
Post pics of your body pls.


origamio

>>34905052
Ok, if you insist. I feel like I'd be bringing you down, though, as I'm a fat fuck.

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>>34905052
stop making Chad threads god fucking damnit

I'm trying with the proper dieting and exercise and these Chad fucks just make my progress feel like nothing

>>34905052

If I actually had friends, I'd be the guy sitting under the umbrella with my phone in hand while they go swim and interact with girls.

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oh no everyone can see my puffy ugly tranny nips

>no chest
>awful ab insertions
>bis, tris, and delts are non existent
>baggy trunks to hide chicken legs
>weird looking chins

Top kek. These guys aren't picking up any chicks anytime soon

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>that feeI when no fat fat beIly gf

/fit/ here

I'm more muscular than them

Not even joking

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>>34905494
t. you

ori89ggmi

>>34905506
Man this picture reminds me of this qt girl I knew, cause of the hair.
She and I hit it off, and then one day after talking for a year and then some she stops talking to me all together.

At least I got pics.

>>34905052
wonder how the fuck these guys haven't picked up from my demeanor that I'm not likely to ever "hit on a girl".

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>>34905052
Our P.E. teacher forces us to take shirts off to distinguish one team from another.
You can don't do it but peer and teacher pressure is high.

>>34905534
she probably got tired of waiting for you to make a move

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>>34905438
>iktf

origaino

>>34905568
No actually, I did make a move.
But the thing is she already had a boyfriend, but they weren't doing to well. inb4 emotional tampon, like I said, I got pics, we erp'd and called each other all the time, helped her get off via phone sex

I uh still feel dirty

>>34905514
then post pictures faggot prove it or shut up

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>>34905052
>not wearing a swim shirt, wide brim hat, sunnies and plenty of sunscreen

The only thing these boofheads will pick up is skin cancer.

Don't mind taking my shirt off in public, because I'm proud of my body. I've always worked out.

The picking up chicks part will suck. I'm too autistic for that.

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>>34905590
inb4 I'm not

You probably don't even know what lats are.

I bulk and have a lot of fat on me believe it or not, 1 week of cutting, a tan, and taking a picture with similar quality camera/lighting as the OP, and I would look insane.

>>34905561
just say that's gay af
everyone will think twice

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>>34905773
She was 17 and I was 15, I don't wanna get into any trouble. This happened years ago.

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>>34905752
You don't look more muscular than them and why are your legs so wimpy looking. Do you even work lower body?

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>>34905828
>Do you even work lower body?

No actually.

I don't have equipment to properly work legs, but for not even doing real leg exercises my legs aren't that bad.

>>34905052
I'm Asian, 5'9, not in shape at all, mysterious scar tissue bump all over my shoulder blades and pale like a Dove beauty bar.

Thanks, but I will pay for my chicks.

>>34905405
kek

origal rouina loringal

>>34905752
>no bicep
>no pecs
>pathetic forearms
>cutcuck
Lmao

>>34905752
>I'm more muscular than them
Nope.

>>34905902
Legs look okay but what about your back/ass? Post a pic from behind.

>tfw 6'2 with a very athletic build
>tfw severe bacne
Feels conflicting

I dont have an awful body but I would look like shit next to them. I don't have an issue taking my shirt off because I'm not so narcissistic as to think the minute I do everyone is glaring at me and condemning every flaw.

Besides I'd probably be seen as the fun easygoing guy who is cool enough to hang out with Chad but doesn't want to spend a lot of time in the gym.

I also don't give a shit if whores aren't turned on by my torso

>>34906006
are you on the roids my brotha?

>>34905363
>He gets love letters from the graders stapled to his graded assignments

This sounds far-fetched even for Chad.

>>34905752
lol Im not sure which is more pathetic, your forearms or your dick

>>34905052
Do they even lift? Looks like they've just cut down.

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>mfw fat and still take my shirt off on the beach

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>>34905999
>>34906004
>>34906197
I don't take it to heart because you guys probably don't know much about muscle anatomy.

Here's a more detailed picture of my arm from a couple months ago, it all depends on the position of your body, what muscles you're flexing, and camera/lighting.

A front lat spread can make even guys with huge arms look like they have "flat" "tiny" arms, because their torso is so big in comparison (like it should be), and the pose just doesn't show off arm muscles well.

When you see huge guys with insane detail posing for pictures or shows, that's with full prep. They get a pump, they eat a lot of sodium, they dehydrate themselves, they tan their skin to a crisp, they use certain drugs, etc. etc.

They come out looking insane for showtime, but none of them actually look like that in regular everyday life.

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>>34905052
THIS IS MY BRACH YOU CHICKEN LEGGED SHITS

>>34905052
desu it would already be off.
I'm at the utmost start of ottermode from skinnyfat though and while I don't really have a gut I'm not ripped like those guys

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>>34905052
why don't you do something about it?

why be a fat POS when you can just be a POS?

https://gymbull.com/users/MensFitness

>>34906320
Is this where Robocop keeps his guns?

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No I'm a skellington. I'm 120 6'2".

>>34906750
>I'm 120 6'2".


are you anorexic? That's a scary thin weight for your height!

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>>34905752
I am replying to this thread just to say fucking kek at your ghastly goul body.

as if you would fit in with the beach chads with your blinding white, basement, vampire milk-white skin that would scream I never leave my parents house except when i need to buy more KY for my anal beads you faggot

>>34906865
Have you never seen a white person before in your third-world country?

That is what actual white people look like.

I hope you make fun of ultra black straight-out-the-congo niggers too.

>>34906865
a little sun and vitamin D would go well for that kid. Besides, the OP of the thread was sun-basked chads.

he would be comical among the bronze gods.

also I am just as pasty white due to northern wisconsin winter, calm down.

>>34905052
*unzips 20 ft cock*

>>34905752
Lmao a fucking dyel. Not really surprised.

>>34906214
If they didnt lift they would be skinnyfat. Trust me they do.

>>34905421
Not at all homeboy!
You're only gonna make us look better!

Come on, bro!

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>lowkey fat fuck tho in different light.

>tfw no rippedbot bf

>>34905052
That text makes me nervous/uneasy as fuck so I am saving it as motivation to lose weight.

>>34906976
lets see bro

>>34905052
>take shirt off
>"You think this would suffice to pick up chicks when walking with you guys? You're funny"

I live a completely sedentary life without any working out, I'm skinny but with 7%BF so I look like I have some muscle. I'm okay with walking around shirtless on a beach of all places, but it's nothing sufficiently noteworthy to "pick up chicks" with.

I'd rather just have fun at the beach instead of worrying about the ordeal of making a best impression on all women.

>>34905122
i really like this answer

>>34905052
Take off my fucking shirt and hit the beach. I got nice chest hair and happy trail dad body. Bitches love that shit when you're confident with it. Fuck all the bullshit.

Fine by me, I'm more muscular than those guys, although they all have really good core definition. If only just being fit would get me girls, I'd have nothing to worry about. Too bad I'm such an autist that as soon as they talked to me they would go drier than a desert.

>tfw no more /fit/ bots itt

>>34905052
I'd humor them and go along with it. It wouldn't change anything at and I've always found watching normies socialize fascinating. Kinda like watching a documentary on the behavior of this foreign animal.

>>34906367
My fucking god that pic ahahaha

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Let's hit it boys.

>>34909125
What would be chubby Wojak's drink?

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*unbuttons torso*

>>34906936
t. damage control

This is infinitely gayer than any trap thread

>>34908749
sorry m8, I'm working on it. I finally lost my lovehandles and gut.

>>34905052
>what are legs.jpg

>>34909332
Somehow some women find this rather attractive.
It's the disgusting skinny fat that turns them off

>>34909332
THE HAMBURGERS DAHNALD

>>34905052
hahahah these faggots arent getting chicks any time soon. hahaha just look at them roflmao

>>34909803
this! kek

origanos

>>34909803
IoI i was about to say the exact same thing.

>>34909803
>there are people that are currently unironically disagreeing with this obvious statement
thanks for the redpills anon

>>34909755
>Somehow some women find this rather attractive.
You're an idiot. Women find skinnyfat dadbod attractive not fat blob body type.
t. fatbot.

>>34909803
this post is the best post

i love you bro

>>34909803
>hahahah these faggots arent getting chicks any time soon. hahaha just look at them roflmao
ikr lmao

>>34909803
>hahaha just look at them roflmao
LOL I want to look away because my sides are hurting but I just can't KEK

I wouldn't mind and I'd take off my shirt anyway.

>>34909803 <good post
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>>34907272
needs more pixels

>>34909803
based. i'm glad that there are still some relatively sane anons on this board.

>>34906966
I live in the UK and haven't seen the sun since September, send help.

>>34909803
>this coping

embarassing

>>34910183
>do brexit
>eu cuts off sun to pakibongs
feels good man

>>34909803
toppest of keks. any woke robot will agree with this.

>>34906261
Even if (yuuuge if) you are more muscular than these guys, their bodies are still sigbificantly better than yours because they have better proportions and MUCH lower bf%. Every guy that says they have more muscle always use the excuse that they're bulking or whatever, but it's extremely hard to be that low bf as it requires a hell of a lot of discipline.

And again even if you managed to cut to their level you wouldn't be able to compete with these guys' genetics (skinnier waists, good bicep insertions etc).

Not saying your body is bad or anything at all, but these guys are on a totally other level.

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>>34905052
>hmm......sure....
>take off shirt
>tfw pic related
>all females think im a mutant and keep their distance
Thanks chad...

>>34905052
i look identical to the guy on right! wtf

>>34910265
>good biceps insertions
what's that

I used to have a lot of acne on my back, shoulders and chest (fortunately, my face is fine), will it get better?
Also I'm kinda hairy and shaving might not be a good idea as I'll have to do it so often otherwise it'll just grow back and look even worse.

>>34909803
upboating this ebic bost

>>34909332
I have a cute petite friend that only dates fat fucks like you. No obese though, so try to not get any fatter and youll be fine.

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>>34909803
*struggIing to breath*

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>>34909803
hahahahaha jfc hahhhaahahah

>>34905052

Damn Chad, did your mom buy you those swim shorts? Aren't you old enough to do your own clothes shopping by now?

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>>34909803
its been a while since i laughed this fucking hard at a post on here

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>>34909803
Why do you keep repIying to yourself?

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>>34909803
hoIy shit balls i'm rofling my mayo as we speak KEK

>>34909803
>>34909838
>>34909860
>>34909877
>>34909907
>>34909922
>>34909996
>>34910252
>>34911127
>>34911157

The fuck is this new meme?

>>34911188
>>34911200
Nice dubberonis, robots.

>>34911215
The poster count isn't going up, so no.

>>34911223
That's not what i asked, what the fuck is this?

>>34909803
my 15 yr old nephew is more of a chad than those faggots

he's a downie btw

>>34911245
Let me spell it out for you, retard.
S A M E F A G G I N G

>>34905052
i won't trust him. chad normies are politically correct

>>34905052
i don't want my manboobs, my tummy, and my small dick bulge to be seen by attractive women

>>34909803
TIL: some anons aren't faggots.

thanks friend.

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just a reminder
toc tic tic toc

>>34909803
i'd buy a bro like you a beer

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>>34909803
my co-workers probably think that i'm autistic because i'm laughing like a madman over here

>>34909803
hahahahaha funny skunk braaaahhh

>>34909803
REKT
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K
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+1 4 U

>>34909803
incIude me in the screencap

>>34909803
YOU WlN THE lNTERNET

>>34905752
Iunno man, your body type looks like a half year's worth of exercise better than mind and I've literally never step foot in a gym lol

You might be a bit delusional

>>34909803
they look gay for sure, they only have sex with each other

>>34909803
it's posts like this which make it difficult for me to permanently leave /r9k/

>>34909218
a bucket of cummies

>>34905052
They look all the same

>>34909803
i dunno why but this made me laugh so fucking hard. it's true though.

>>34905052
My tits are probably bigger than theirs.

>>34909803
posted like a true oldfag.
we need more posters like you again.

>>34909803
i'm in love with this post!!!!!

>>34909803

Quality.

10/10 post, friend.

>>34905561
My summer camp did shirts vs skins all the time. By age 12 I was too self-conscious to take off my shirt, so I either hoped I'd get put on shirts or I'd sit out on whatever people were playing.

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>>34909803
This post deserves a board for it alone.

>>34905052
Why do these pictures always have the same group of guys?
Or do they just all look the same?
I get that every group has their image but are the chad pictures posted here all of the same people?

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>>34905052
Tell my sturmtruppen to nail them

>>34909803
DING DING DING!

looks like we have a winner.

based.

>>34909803
Well memed I guess

>>34909803
the very best meme/10

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>>34909803
i just spat my cola onto my laptop!! fuck you anon.

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>>34909803
SAVAGE!
A
V
A
G
E
!

kek

>>34909803
god bless this post tbqhwy

>>34909803
Reply #39

>>34909803
there's so much right with this statement kek

>>34909803
Every time I read this post it just gets better and better.

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>>34909803
100/100 desu famalamz

>>34909803
>hahahah these faggots arent getting chicks any time soon
KEK!
>hahaha just look at them roflmao
TOPPEST OF KEKS!

>>34909803
your work doesnt go unnoticed, anon.
stay based.

>>34909803
>laughing_pepe_the_frog.png

>>34909803

Why does this have so many replies?

I DOND GED ID DDD:

>>34905494
It's been my experience that most girls prefer definition over mass. You are right though, these guys are tiny.

>>34909803
>tfw newfags won't understand this

>>34913172
its just one dude samefagging and maybe a few newfags

>>34909803
based bot bringing the bantz

>>34905529
My glasses are squarer and I have a buzzcut.

>>34909803
I wish that there was some way I could reward you for posting such a redpilled post.

>>34909803
i'm having a visual orgasm rite now...

>>34913248
can you fucking kill yourself already

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>>34909803
>mfw reading this right now
hahhahah

>got /fit/ over the past few years
>finally feel pretty confident in my body, decide to go shirtless jogging down by the beach with my dog
>people stain
>mirin?
>no
>turns out I'm so fucking pale I literally glow in the sunlight
>decided to never go outside again

Maybe one day I'll go to the tanning salon

>>34905752
kek you didn't have to post your dick you fag.

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>>34909803
DAAAAAAYYYYYYYUUUUMMM SON, TAKE IT EASY ON THEM

>>34910282
what do you look like with a shirt on ?

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>>34909803
>hahahah these faggots arent getting chicks any time soon. hahaha just look at them roflmao
BRUTAL

>>34905438
These Chads are obviously Juicing.
Just do what you gotta do if you want to surpass them.

>>34909803
>2009 /r9k/ the post
epic

>>34909803
Your're doing the Lord's work here, Anonymous

>>34909803

> the comment which broke /r9k/

E P I C

>>34909803
Solid.

LaMyAyO

>>34909803
>hahahah these faggots arent getting chicks any time soon. hahaha just look at them roflmao
no truer words have been said before

>>34909803
good observation. i'm happy that we still have some oldfags like you around.

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>>34909803
It's like I went back in time.
orig

>>34909803

top kek m80.

OP eternally BTFO!

>>34909803
>this post triggers the newfags
keep it up, anon

Women don't actually like muscular guys. This is shown over and over again in surveys

>>34909803
>hahahah these faggots arent getting chicks any time soon. hahaha just look at them roflmao
Beat me to it, anon. Good job thouh.

>>34909803
R.I.P. to my sides..

>>34909803

>hahahah these faggots arent getting chicks any time soon. hahaha just look at them roflmao

this.

>>34914617
That's because women are fucking retards and think "muscular" = "orange roid-monster pro bodybuilder"

They think ottermode is how guys just "naturally" look without any effort.

Women are fucking retarded, what they say they want, and what they actually want, are two different things.

>>34909803
>the post which redeemed /r9k/

>>34911309
Fuck, I am 27 and I legit look like the guy on the right.