>My older mommy gf bought me a PS4 instead of preordering

She is trying to cure you of your autistic Nintento fanboy-ism.
You should thank her.

>>34905020
Clearly the proper retaliation is to obtain a small amount of shit later and kind of brush it onto the underside of her driver side door handle with a stick of some kind so she puts her fingers into raw shit.

That'll teach that fucking stacy

>>34905020
>he wants the switch

even bigger normie signal than having a gf

>>34905020
>Being a console pleb
Waste of money desu.

>tfw no one will buy me a console as a gift.

It kind of makes me sad.

>>34905020
>planning on buying a failed abortion of a console that makes you look like a faggot if you play it like its intended (on subways and aeroplanes)
>buying ps4 best console (besides pc masterrace)

pick one

>>34905020
I can't think of a reason to get the switch right now. All they have for like the next 6 months is the Zelda game, which is also on the WiiU.

Not saying that I'll never get a switch, but I'm not getting one until there's a reason to, and considering that they are re-releasing MK8, there's no word on Smash, Zelda is available for the Wii U, I'm "meh" on that Mario game (reminds me of Sonic 06/Sonic Adventure - NOT good things to remind me of), and a Xenoblade Chronics X 2 is MIA (don't care about Xenoblade Chronicles 2), I'm just not seeing anything to get overly excited about.