I think I'm becoming a Chad
>work at pizzaria
>Am 18
>planning on joining the Navy by summer
>started working when I was 16 1/2
>weighed 230
>after about 6 months dropped down to 200 due to diet mostly consisting of eggs
>liked a qt3.14
>she tried to friendzone me and take advantage of me
>normally that would work
>my dad catches wind of my situation
>advises me not to get shit for her
>I do as he says
>she eventually starts talking to me about sex and stuff
>normally this wouldn't be happening
>fast forward to 3 months ago
>I weigh 185 at this point, with a bit of muscle
>used to be chubby fattard
>I have enough of her shit
>she keeps getting mad at me for trivial things
>tell her that I don't want to be friends
>she starts really trying to get me to have sex with her
>am Catholic, say no
>eventually gets me to touch her butt
>feelsgoodman.png
>tries to get me to go further
>I don't
And here I am now. She keeps asking me to eat her out while she sucks my dick. I want to really badly, but fuck that noise, she's kind of crazy. And the last thing I need is for my life to get shunted off track by a false rape accusation. It's going well right now, but I know how life usually happens.
Whaddya say, robots? Have I brought great shame to our way of life?
GTFO NORMIE FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NOONE BELIEVES YOU FAT FUCK MANLET GTFOFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>becoming Chad
>Isn't fucking the shit out of her right now
At best you're just a sub normie dude
>>34904854
I would love to have sex with her, it's just not in the cards. I can live with sub normie. I'm also Catholic, so you know.
>>34904780
>"And the last thing I need is for my life to get shunted off track by a false rape accusation."
good, i'm glad you know that's a real threat. you can't trust women
>>34904893
It is. I need to find myself a good, Catholic woman, or perhaps a Russian because I speak the language. But Russia runs the risk of it being a marriage just for citizenship, so I'll probably just go with an American Catholic. Properly redpilled, too.
>>34904780
she is using sex to wrap you around her finger. she wants to gain access to your resources,utility and protection by trading sex. I would keep my dick in my pants and avoid baby jail if I was you op.
>false rape accusation
yeah don't fuck around with that shit. she can literally destroy your life with that shit. you will lose your job,have a criminal record and lose your reputation. also you have to deal with white knights trying to kill you for a false rape. some innocent guy got ran over and killed because he was accuse of a false rape.
>>34904780
>I think I'm becoming a Chad
>>work at pizzaria
>>Am 18
>>planning on joining the Navy by summer
Nope you're just a deluded normalfag