how do I get laid? >fat >virgin >neet (at least until

>>34904403
>Use money to dress nice
>Keep talking about how much money you have
guaranteed a vagina will fall onto your fat greasy neet dick

>>34904435
bumping my own shit thread because this single reply is fucking dogshit.

>>34904723
fuck you buddy your thread is dogshit and you know nobody is going to be able to help your fatass get laid

>>34904763
i know but i'm so desperate this is hell

i've given up. you should also.

>>34904832
this.
>6'5"
>fit // visible six pack all that jazz
>90k salary + bonues
>wizard

>>34904916
>wizard with those things.

damn.

are you MGTOW?

>>34904916
How is that possible. Post face or you're full of shit.

>>34904723
How is it dogshit? How rich are you exactly?

>>34904953
>>34904916
Post 6 pack if you don't want to show your face, and collared shirt to prove you are a professional, because if this is real then I have no hope.

>>34904975
like elliot rodger rich.

I'm /fit/, rich, and have a job. Yet still khv.
None of it matters anon. Just forget it and look forward to wizardy like most of us.

Do you actually want to get laid and why? If youre already talking to women but have no success your probably fucked btw

>>34904940
>>34904953
>shy skeleton in high school
>went to all male college
>got a job at a small company right out of college
>work 10+ hours a day with no chance to meet people
>too tired to do anything on the weekends

>>34904996
There is one thing I left off:
>phimosis

>>34905013
fireballs < pussy

>>34905021
>already talking to women.

if you call going on POF and demanding pity fucks because I'm too awkward to say anything else except "want to fuck?" talking to girls then okay.

>>34904403
are you literally me? Everything you described fits me. scary..

>>34905025
You haven't tried online dating?

>>34905046
You should hire someone to chat up girls using your profile. I'm sure some tinderfag could get you dates and you just show up in your BMW and pick them up.

>>34905046
No I meant reallife interactions. There are no girls on the internet