Why don't you surf? It's literally the Chad sport and

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Charlie don't surf.

I live in a desert. And if I feel like going camping I have to bring a shotgun and bearmace because the fucking Rockies want to murder you with grizzly bears, mountain lions, coyotes, and wolves

>>34904163
nice tits care to dump more?

>>34904163
Too fat and ashamed of body to remove shirt in public

Too poor for surfing lessons

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>>34904163
I love on an island, to the north and south of me the beaches are 20 minutes away. Only problem is I live on long island, NY so the water looks polluted. If I drive fucking three hours east I'll hit semi blue water, but the closer to the city the murkier it is.

Wrong: Football is the Chad sport. Surfing takes actual skill and doesn't require you to be a meathead.

>>34904246
>Too fat and ashamed of body to remove shirt in public
this is why I stopped going to the beach at 8

>>34904322
Football is the black people sport. Only niggers can survive getting their head pounded. And when (not if) they develop brain damage it won't really make a difference to their IQ.

>>34904180
give back the board lance. it was a good board and i like it. you know how hard it is to find a good board that you like

It's pretty hard surfing in Sweden, unless you want to freeze to death and surf in shit waves.

>>34904163
But I do surf, anon.
Riding some whitewash to shore on your fresh new wavestorm doesn't count as surfing btw.

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>tfw live 2 miles from the beach in socal and don't surf

If I didn't live in the middle of a desert, I would.

>>34904163
Its a Chad sport because only Chad does it not because everyone who does it becomes chad

>>34904180
i never got used to a light board.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKaYOW9zMoY

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>tfw no booty hawaiian-australian surfer gf

>>34904163
>dat pic
That girl in OP is a 10/10 if you are into goblins.

>>34904163
because the waters frozen which is good for my hockey playin ass, ive just been too depressed the last couple weeks to play

I'm fat and have huge puffy nipples and stretch marks and I sun burn really easily

>>34904246
most surfers wear a body suit anyway

Sharks. Also I'll still be short ugly and Indian and girls don't care if what hobbies I have.

>>34905620
But her skin looks so weathered she looks like she's 40

>>34906288
isn't that the case for people who do beach activities?

>>34904163
>It's literally the Chad sport
That's why I don't surf

>>34904163
Surfing alone doesn't attract girls. Surfers go out at the ass crack of dawn to go surfing and get stoned. Chads who wear their wetsuits unzipped all day to pretend they surf attract the girls.

t. Socal surfer