>Be me >Not you >22 Years old /uni/ student who can

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Smash it

originally

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>>34903967
That's the plan.

But how in the name of the seven sins do I go about doing that?

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>>34904082
Are there any events on within the next couple weeks? invite her to one and probe her about what she does outside of work, any movies she's looking forward to seeing etc.

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>Mfw I am shunned even by arcanine

Thought you lads were my true friends...

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>>34904365
Damn you I'm trying, I can't fuck around with everyone all the time I have a life too.

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>>34904357
Around the city? Hmm... might have to check.

We did talk about how we both love John Wick. What do you think about me asking her to watch the sequel that's just come out? But would asking her out for just a cup of coffee increase my chances for success because it's simpler? We could plan something more substantial then. Could even invite her back to my place for drinks.

Should I text or call? What if I were to just up to the shop to ask her in person? No that would be creepy. What if she doesn't remember me?

What if she has a bf?

So many questions... Oh lord I wish I had never gone to get a haircut.

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>>34904463
>Animeposter
>"I have a life"

Hmm... naah something tells me otherwise...

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>>34904513
Same to you Frog-poster, same to you.

>>34904475
Yeah man John Wick 2 would be a really good idea. How much have you been talking with her?

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>>34904475
Ask her if she's interested in going to go see John Wick together, work forwards from that assuming she says yes. If it goes well if you don't live too far from her work tell her if she ever wants to go get something to eat at a cafe after work to hit you up if she wants to hang out.

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Op you don't have a chance. She's got 20 more desirable guys before you. That being said don't blow this, you have free haircuts keep getting free haircuts. Maybe once you actually know here you could try.

>>34904616
A chance for puss or free haircuts, we didn't get here by playing it safe. OP has to man up and try, better to try and fail than not try at all.

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>>34904570
Not a lot. We chatted about some basic stuff like where she has lived, about jobs, family etc. It sure felt like an enjoyable conversation from my perspective.

>>34904605
Okay so should I text or call her? As I mentioned we have already texted a couple of times but it was only about the appointment. How long should I wait so that I don't seem desperate?

>>34904616
Naah she is going to complete her training by the end of this month. Which means that I am going to have to go back to that expensive high-class hair salon if I want to get my haircut from her again.

>>34904795
Then if you know she does like John Wick definitely ask her if she wants to watch it with you. See how she liked it and all that shit and now you got more to talk about. Don't expect puss right away.

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>>34904845
How much success have you had in this regard?

No offence but I'd rather not be taking advice in this matter from a fellow virgin.

>>34904795
If she's not going to be cutting your hair anymore then you have no reason to not try. You won't even be losing haircuts if she says no.

>she says yes
>personal stylist/cum catcher

>>34904795
How many days has it been since you got the haircut?

How many days until she is finished? Is it a guarantee she will not be there by the time you get another haircut?
What city do you live in? Events are a great way to meet up casually and have a great time.

Has she mentioned any interests to you? Bands, art etc? ask about her tattoos, is she a goth? is she a student what does she study?

You don't really want to start with a call, that will probably come later. If you don't think you'd be able to see her reliably when she finishes you may have to rush this somewhat.

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>Mfw I recall that cringy moment when I showed her this pic of Mondo Zappa to explain what kind of hairstyle I was looking towards

Hope this is still salvageable.

>>34904887
2 out of 5 success rate. First 3 were no's. In the end, it's either she likes your company or she doesn't.

>>34904948
I got the haircut from her 7 or 8 hours ago in the afternoon. Sorry I meant that she is no longer going to be offering free haircuts by the end of this month. She is still going to be working at the same salon. But I see no reason to go back there if she rejects me. Even though I told her that I'd be back and she seemed happy to hear it. What I'd rather not do is wait 1 or 2 months till my hair grows back then pay 25$ just to hear a no. She might find someone else by then and there's a cheaper place much closer to my house. I had to take a bus to get there today and it took me about 40 mins.

Live in Ottawa btw.

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>>34904948
Also.. wouldn't I seem like a beta if I were to text instead of straight up calling her?

>>34905123
If you text her then it's easier for her to say no.

>>34905092
Just ask her out to the fucking movie you sperglord. Reading this shit is annoying as fuck. If she says no. Oh well. She says yes. Dont fuck it up (coming from someone who fucks his gf in all her holes since you wont take advice from the virgin who gave the exact same advice im giving now)

>>34903796
OP, if she likes you she likes you. Unfortunately girls decide very quick if the guy is bangable or not. If you're not bang able she'll "lead you on" from your perspective.

You've texted a bit and it's been half a day. From my perspective this is a great point to ask her out for coffee. If she likes you she will say yes. If she doesn't she'll say she's busy. If she's busy, just stop texting her because she's just not feeling it.

Go for it, like ripping off a bandaid. It's way better than pining for her for years (believe me, I've been there so many times).

>>34905058
I have an immensely difficult time whether someone genuinely likes my presence or is simply faking it.

Maybe due to my paranoia.

What about you? Would you mind sharing your story? How can you still if you're hitting it off with some.

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>falling for the flirty hairstylist meme

>>34905223
Unfortunately OP this is also true. It's part of her job to seem flirty. Had you met her outside of her work you would have triple the chance. She was probably just ass pulling the John Wick idea from her ass because you started it or something. Ask her out and move on if she says no.

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>>34905140
So this means I should call her?

>>34905144
Thanks man... no pressure.

>>34905179
You're not trying to trick me are you? You having a laugh at me are you?

>>34905092
Ask her in 2 days if she'd like to go see John Wick with you, I thought more time had passed than a couple hours, don't message her straight off the bat give it a little time.

>>34905306
Call her but be confident and make it sound fun. You stutter or show any signs of autism and you find a new barber pretty much.

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>>34905223
>flirty hairstylist meme
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE TO BRING THAT UP?!?

I'd like to punch you in the gut you smug bastard.

>>34905269
She legit brought up John Wick on her own when I asked her if she'd seen any movies lately. How would she have known that it's one of my favorite movies. Also, she a tattoo of the eye of providence on her wrist. That's one of the reasons why I'm infatuated with her since I'm obsessed with triangles and something deep down tells me that she's special. Usually I can ignore beautiful women easily since I come across and talk to dozens of them at my /uni/

>>34905306
>>34905356
Also remove any expectations. Again, if she says no just think of it as a test run and do better on your next girl.

>>34905306
Dude. Call and ask her out. What do you not understand?

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>>34905356
>You stutter or show any signs of autism and you find a new barber pretty much.

Text her and seem like a beta or call her and run the risk of burning the bridge entirely.

I'm not gonna make it bros.

>>34905482
No. Call her. Remind her about how since you both like john wick wanna watch the movie. Boom. Then u make babies

>>34905479
It's just that I'm getting opposing counsel is all.

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>>34905500
CALL HER

ASK HER OUT ON THE DATE AND REMIND HER THAT YOU BOTH LIKE JOHN WICK

IF SHE SAYS YES DONT FUCK IT UP

IF SHE SAYS SHE IS BUSY, TRY AGAIN LIKE ONE MORE TIME

IF SHE SAYS NO OUTRIGHT, LEAVE HER ALONE

IT IS REALLY THIS SIMPLE WOMEN ARE NOT ENIGMA BOXES

>>34905482
Drink some alcohol to relax yourself? Honestly girls who barely know you hate awkwardness. Don't forget to update us.

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>>34905498
Appreciate it Robros. Will call her tomorrow afternoon to ask if she's willing to watch John Wick 2 with me this weekend. Wish I had some Whiskey left to take off the edge.

>>34905581
All you seemed to need are real bros to wingman you. I'll be your bro anon for this thread and the next.

Absolutely fuck no, calling is in old person's game. Text. For the love of god text. Never call at first unless it has been discussed first.

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>>34905573
Exactly my thoughts. Would need to get some liquor on my way back from school tomorrow. Ofcourse I'll update you boys on what occurred. Expect to see a new thread in the afternoon at around 3 to 4 PM (Canada time).

>>34905539
Cut me some slack Chad. Haven't felt so strongly towards a female before.

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>>34905614
Well... I'm kind of old-fashioned anyway and not a big fan of texting since I prefer to converse with someone irl. If it's too much for the hair-chopping roastie to handle then let her burn I say.

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>>34905613
Now that's what I like to hear.

Come here.