>university
>assigned new seats every test
>k cool
>seating chart projected on white board; small class
>crush seated next to me on chart
>holyshitnigger
>she comes into classroom
>hear her say "oh no" very loudly
>must've said that because i am next to her
>mfw completely no chance
>mfw she called me "ugly as fuck" on an instagram livestream when I watched it on a stalker account
>>34903447
Fakest of the fake stories
>>34903447
This is like a cuck vignette.
>assigned new seats every test
That isn't fucking high school...Anon.
>>34903447
>be in some GE class
>almost every day we pair up with the person sitting next to us to do pair work
>qt sitting in front of me
>no one is sitting next to her
>nice ill get to spill my spaghetti on her today
>professor about to tells us to start working together
>suddenly some kid walks in late and sits next to her
>"alright class get a partner"
>"anon you can come work with this guy on the other side of the room since you dont have a partner!"
>mfw
>>34903750
>getting cucked in class
>>34903565
i wish it was fake
i hoped that i would be put next to her for months, until i found out she found me butt ugly
the literal next seating arrangement is with her. why does god hate me?
>Superfat literal neckbeard sits in front of me in history class.
>Every single time he adjusts in his seat it smells like someone fucking shit their pants right there.
>tfw him and the guy who looks like a fucking fish with fetal alcohol syndrome are the only ones in the class who I agree with politically.
>>34904837
>the only ones in the class who I agree with politically.
Drumpf voter?
uhh I remember you. Why havent you raped/assaulted/murdered her yet? You shouldnt let her get away with being a cunt
>>34905056
i just dont want to spend any time in jail. I just try my best to not even look at her, and it's been working so far. i can't decide if i hate her for being a roastie whore dickhead or still interested in her because qt