>300 dollars in my bank account >need 5000 bux by the 22nd

WTF how much is your rent?

>>34901755
What the fuck do you need 5k for?

>>34901755
Assuming you were making $8 an hour, even if you worked 24 hours a day for seven days, even taking overtime into account, you'd still be short of the $5,000 that's required.

So, unless you have some assets you can sell or pawn, you're pretty fucked, yeah. How did you find yourself in a $5,000 hole, anyway? Damn, man.

>>34901815
1200 a month, already got notice I need to be out by the end of the month
>>34901841
loan payments, car payments, rent, cc payments. phone, gas, food, etc.

>>34901755
Rob a bank
Sell drugs
Do something anon

>>34901886
i was in the hole many months ago, pawned all my shits and got loans to by myself time. I don't even look at my bank account any more or even try to estimate what my real debt is (probably around 50-75k)
5k will only keep me alive for a month at most. I guess I am fucked.

>>34901926
Dude get a manual labor job that'll give you tons of OT and get your life together in a year or two

>>34901920
i think about this all the time (not selling drugs the other thing)
thing is, things like that take many months of planning if you want it to go without a hitch and not get caught.

>>34901893
>>34901926
The good news is, it sounds like you're eligible for bankruptcy. Got family or friends you can stay with as you go through the process?

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>>34901964
>>34901978
i dont want to give up all my shit that I still have though. I wasn't always a NEET. I fell on hard times, I can't bear the embarrassment of having my car repoed and being forced to take public trans and working min wage and living in a fucking homeless shelter.

no I have no friends or family, this fucking sucks anons.

>>34902074
>i dont want to give up all my shit that I still have though.

maybe you should have though of that before you spent so recklessly

>>34902177
money is all i think about, anon.

>>34901893
>1200 a month
Good Lord

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>>34901893
>1200/Month

Us NEETS don't get to live in a Condo retardo.

It's the sacrifice we make for leading such a lifestyle.

You deserve whatever misery befalls you.

I could do so much with 1200. Jesus man where do you live?

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>>34902606
>>34902701
>>34902719
california, silicon valley. I actually live in a shitbox. is there somewhere I could move that could sustain a NEET lifestyle?

300 is useless, you might aswell gamble it

>>34902920
$1200 in silicon valley? Do you live on a closet?

>>34902074
>car repoed
>he took out car loans instead of just buying a cheap used car

Idiots like you deserve everything they get.

>>34902945
this might be my only option, just deposited on poker site, gonna start marathoning some tournaments boys, wish me luck
>>34902968
yes
>>34902996
i know, i fell for the status meme

>>34902920
>pay extra to live in normie city
>still buy a car
You are a retard and life punishes you accordingly. Nothing to see here.

Invest it in options.

Sink or swim.

>>34902074
Doesn't sound like you have much of choice in the matter does it?

>>34903052
So you just deposited your last few dollars on a poker website. I guess you're just a retard.

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>>34904299
>tfw up 150 dollars so far

maybe i have a chance m8s

>>34904443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buVRVxl1QfY

some music for you, good luck!

>>34904657
thanks, up 250 so far, almost doubled up lads!

>>34905619
Stream it or fuck off tbqh

>>34906146
This.

There's actually a statistic that says to make an extra 2 or 3k in a month is pretty much impossible for the average person, regardless of income. Selling items, borrowing money, working overtime doesn't count. Actually generating that money. I know it's kind of pointless to say since I can't remember it exactly but it's surprising

>>34902920
Ohio fucker.

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>tfw NEET with 30k in my savings account.
>tfw live in a big luxurious home and pay no rent or utilities at all.

OP is a very stupid autist.

>>34906146
just lost it, down to -70 for the night. FUCK ME
>>34906305
faggot please gibs me 10k, i promise to double it by the end of the year

i want to die.

>>34906734
You shouldn't be spending $1,200 on rent as a NEET. And you took a loan out for a car. What were you thinking? Learn to save your money and invest it.not spend it on useless shit.

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>>34906782
STOP SCOLDING ME I FUCKING KNOW IM A FUCK UP. THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT THE FACT THAT I FELL FOR THE JEW MEMES AND TOOK OUT LOANS OTHER THAN SAY I HAVE LEARNED MY LESSON

>>34902920
Move to fucking Idaho you fucking retard buy some potatoes and live on that shit all of Ireland did that for a million years, you'll be fine. Work, faggot.

What are burgers so obsessed with muh car payments.

Sucking that capitalist Jew cock so hard

>>34907702
I bought a brand new car. I got a zero interest loan on it. I've had zero problems with it the four years I've had it except needs to change the breaks and oil changes. The money you spend on fixing a used car evens out.

>>34901755
>>34901893
Wtf you idiot, just sleep in your car and go to the library to apply for jobs. $300 will keep you good for a year if you only buy cans of plain tuna

what you should do though is buy a lot of those 500g or 1kg tuna cans for $2 or whatever they cost where you are and then buy some rice and a rice cooker. you'll be good for food as long as you can find water and a wall plug

make sure not to dirty your clothes lol and always fold shit when you're not wearing it so you don't look like a homeless

gg anon, you can do this

>>34901893
>being a failed NEET
How retarded are you?

OP, say, someone would borrow you that money. How much and how fast do you think you could repay that?

>>34908024
It seems he couldn't even pay back 5 (five) $. Being the fuckup he is.

Btw OP sell your organs. That way you could make the money.