>used to touch dicks with other boys >blew each other with

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>>34901143
the fuck, i don't want to go to no buttfuck orgy with a bunch of faggots from this board

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Nigger what the fuck is wrong with you

>>34901143
bro, no one want to go to your weird, autistic sodomy party

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>>34901143
Ya what???

>>34901171
I never said that people specifically from this board should be at the orgy
>>34901181
Absolutely nothing. I am bisexual, leaning heavily towards women, das it.
>>34901206
>he acts as if i am making ACTUAL, REAL plans instead of just talking
The fuck?

>>34901248
Dude, YOU ARE GAY AS FUCK. AH wtf

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?????
Please.No more. No more of this hypersexualized Autism. Please.

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I think you're the complete opposite of me.

>>34901248
Just hop in your time machine and pop into the nearest vomitorium for all your gay sex, mr peabody

>>34901143
I hate being the one to break it to you OP, but craving dick is pretty fucking gay.

>>34901143
stop trying to justify your faggotry dude. you're a dude who likes sucking dicks, you dont even like the men they're attached to. you are a faggot in the truest sense

>>34901274
>>34901295
>>34901340
>>34901341
>Be attracted and aroused by literally everything about women and their parts
>Like dicks too, but literally nothing else about men
>YEH U LIKE COMPLETELY GAY MANE
Ok anons....
>they dont realize that sexuality is a spectrum
>for every time i came having :sex: with men i came at least 300 times having sex with women
>SO GAY
Right....i dont know myself, some random closeted fags who jerk it to traps obviously know more than me.
>>34901289
How so anon? Please tell me what you mean exactly.

>>34901498
No one wants to go to your butt sex party

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>>34901498
Are you from tumblr? Are you some new faggot meme?

>>34901528
Even i wouldnt be up for that desu senpai. Just the ol suckeroo and use women for everything else.
>>34901549
>being this afraid
Youz a funny guy anon

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>>34901498
oh, all I meant was that you've had a lot of sex and I've had none. I won't call you a faggot though since it doesn't bother me.

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>>34901143
I think that's what people call bisexual.
it's not that stigmatized anymore.
I had a kid in my class who said he was bi, noone gave a fuck.

>>34901594
I understand, but am i bisexual in the true sense of the word if i dont like men, am not attracted to men, wouldnt ever kiss a man or be all emotional aka as in making love to a woman?

I think bisexuals view, feel about and treat men the same way they do women. But i am not like that at all.

>>34901586
You never even touched dicks with neighbours boy?

>>34901498
Just stop being a postmodernist faggot, its not that hard m8.

>>34901627
Don't worry about labelling. That's honestly not important. Just do what feels right for you. It doesn't matter what a bunch of people on the internet think. There's nothing wrong with you.

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>>34901627

You could fuck 1000 woman and only be attracted to one man your entire life and you'd still be technically bisexual. Understandably its a label straight leaning guys don't want to adopt, but it is what it is.

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>>34901664
no, I never got the opportunity. I was a late bloomer so I wouldn't have done anything as a kid anyway.

>>34901674
>postmodernist faggot
A....are you trying to sound smart? Are you just using random words to appear "above things"?

I really have no idea what was your message or what it is that you are trying to say.
>>34901681
Well thats my entire point since the OP. The words we use to describe sexuality are just horribly limiting/arbitrary.
>>34901737
>see the dick
>would suck
>see the face and the body
>would vomit
I think i know exactly what you mean...

I think we need more words for sexuality. If people can make up their own gender (something that is literally decided by biology and there factually are only TWO options) then why the fuck is sexual vocabulary so limited.
>>34901789
Thats a shame...but at least you were spared things like
>be riding in a car with your father
>two classgirls yell at you "STAY UNDER THE BLANKET hahahaha"
i was disgusted by the fact that a fucking ugly GUY was giving me a blowjob so i told him to stay the fuck under the blanket so i wouldnt see him. Word got out i guess
>three months later one of the same bitches gives you a blowjob and wants to be your girlfriend
Shit was weird and normies are fucking hypocrites.

>>34901885
>bothering to write all of this
Dude, you've had sex. You don't belong to this board. Stop referring to other people as "normies", you're disgusting.

>>34901885
nah, you're just a faggot dude. please stop trying to make everyone make sense of your sexual and mental illness. already have too much of that in america as is. I dont care what you do since i'll never meet you, I'm just saying exactly what I feel towards what you do.

>>34901925
>muh special place
Either suck my dick so you can say that you had sex too or
F U C K O F F
to wizchan.

Your choice.

>>34901952
Kek, normie shows his true colours? Hypocrite.

>>34901885
>I think we need more words for sexuality. If people can make up their own gender (something that is literally decided by biology and there factually are only TWO options) then why the fuck is sexual vocabulary so limited.

I thought so too at first, but now the whole bi thing is starting to grow on me. The only thing I don't like is that if I call myself bi people will assume i have a significant interest in men.

>>34901950
Are you literally retarded my friend? Do you call people who eat meat everyday but sometimes just have salad vegans too?
>limiting your life experience to White or Black. Left or Right. Good or Bad.
Jesus i pity you anon.
>>34901973
>knows i am right and has nothing to say so he just repeats my words
Sad.

>>34902013
>I am right
about what? Calling other people "normies" a post before while having had sex yourself? You are a hypocrite.

>>34901885
You might be interested in this book. He gets in depth about different types of orientations, because you are right it is more complicated that gay, but, straight.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mismeasure_of_Desire

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>>34902037
Ok then i will bite.
Refer to me reliable source of the normie definition.

And no, YOUR opinion is not it, it means fuck alll seeing as this board is not just (YOU)r personal sandbox.

>is virgin
>wants to talk ONLY to other virgins
>refuses to go to a place where ONLY virgins gather

Who is the hypocrite now?

>>34902143
Dude, don't get so mad. You're not a robot, you don't belong in the board for robots. Do you have more than zero friends? Have you had sex? Then you are not a robot. So why are you here?

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>>34901885
crazy story, guess it's not all fun and games.

>>34902203
>DOOD ur liek soooo mad
>Refuses to acknowledge my point
>Goes on using made up words with no fixed meaning as if it means anything

Like i said friend, go talk and laugh with your virgin brethren over @wizchan

>>34902239
How did I not acknowledge your point? I defined normalfags by defining what they are not. I ask again: Why are you here? Why do you call other people normies like you're not one, you degenerate?

Yea I completely agree OP. Why can't we all just suck each others dick no strings attached. I mean, I guess we can. But you have to hide it unless you're okay with being publicly known as gay, which even if you fuck women as well people will think you're gay still.

Monogamy is another stupid social construct. Man want sex with multiple women, woman want sex with multiple man, but they'll both not allow it and become unhappy years down the line, because no one seriously just wants to fuck one person for the rest of their life. Insecurity is ruining this world. 2017 and sexuality is still so feared. Bunch of faggots.

>>34902405
Look let's just go to his gay bbq so he'll quit complaining

>>34902446
>man want sex with multiple woman
Don't assume we are all willing to have sex, the most intimate physical act between two human beings, with strangers.

>>34902239
Bro, no one wants to go to your cock sucking fest

>>34902405
The only "definition" you provided was
>anybody who ever had sex is a normie
That is not a normie, thats just opposite of virgin.

So, again, i implore you. If you feel the need to be surrounded by virgins and virgins ONLY go to the FUCKING PLACE designated for virgins ONLY. Thank you.

Also
>you.....you....you DEGENERATE
You sound like a really fucking dry and boring person desu
>i dont like it when people do things i cant or wont do
>i know, i will call them degenerate...that will show them!
Nice buzzwords you got there fampire. Especially funny coming from someone who claims to be a robot aka reclusive or shunned from society.

I met and knew couple of "degenerates" and despite my colorful sexual past i do not consider myself to be one. Maybe a little.
>>34902446
Yeah the monogamy pill is tough to swallow. I been in monogamous relationship for 4+ years and i observed 2 things
>I would really, really fucking hated it if she had sex with someone else, murderous rage kinda hated it
>I really, really, really fucking wanted to fuck other people (and nearly did)
Its ambiguous kinda feel.
>>34902450
>>34902485
>Still going on about this shit
Look anons, its painfully obvious you are not my type of people or even capable of imagining much less understanding what i meant.

Also gonna repeat myself
>he acts as if i am making ACTUAL, REAL plans instead of just talking

>>34902630
Honestly, just shut the fuck up

>>34902630
>having sex of any kind with someone you're not in love with
>reducing the most intimate act in the world to something you do with strangers
And you think you're not a degenerate? You're a fucking joke. And you're fooling yourself if you think you're able to get sex if you're not a normalfag. You can't even comprehend what it's like to be a robot. Seriously, you don't belong to this board.

>>34902645
Or what? You gonna cry me some more words? You are trying to act like a tough guy acts in real life, but
>this is not real life
>you are not a tough guy

So go back to your bigoted, close mindedness and fuck off friendo. before i stab u in the eye with muh dick
>>34902661
Yeah thats all nice, you know how i can tell you are a fucking virgin AND a painfully boring, meek person without you telling me?
>reducing the most intimate act
You touch your own dick all the fucking time retard, its not SACREEEEED then, is it?
>You can't even comprehend what it's like to be a robot
>literally spent 1/3 of my life in isolation

I dont have to prove anything to you cockboy, i know what and who i am.

>>34902714
>i know what and who i am
a fag who should put his ama on reddit instead of here?

>>34902714
Yeah, what you are is not a robot. So don't expect sympathy if you come to the robot board.

>>34902732
>le reddit boogeyman
You got any more of dem buzzwords?
>>34902751
>One virgin crybaby thinks he will tell me where to go and what to expect
Yeah, nah.

>>34901143
>loves dicks
>i-i'm not attracted to men!

holy shit the cognitive dissonance is hilarious

>>34902766
This thread is living proof of the results buddy, I don't have to tell you what to expect. When you post normalfag crap among robots you get people telling you to fuck off. It's not just me.

>>34902661
There's a difference between passionate, emotional sex and a quick suckjob though.

You ever have one of them real good wanks which lasts for like an hour? You take good care to choose the perfect porno, maybe its even a lesbian scene if you're feeling romantic. You start slow, slow sensual strokes up and down the shaft until you're fully hard. You keep it going for ages until the moments right. Just as fisting starts, you know its time to cum. You focus on the head and eventually blow your hot passionate load. In that moment you are in love with your hand. That's like sex with a partner.

Sex with a stranger is like when you're watching she male gangbang bukkake videos and cum within 10 minutes with a dildo up your ass. They both have their place.

>>34902796
>They both have their place
Only if you're willing to devalue intimacy. You're disgusting.

>>34902714
TL;DR

OP is a normie and a faglord, but wastes his time writing novel-length replies on r9k to convince people he's not

>>34902818
this

he's just another mentally ill semi-chad, trying to belittle robots, while at the same time claiming he is one

>>34902775
>Boy cant understand anything outside of the things he was told by his momma, school and media
>tries to use psychology definitions as if he understood them
Nice.
>>34902790
>I-its n-not just me, so ur not welcome
You think i care?
>>34902819
Thanks for tuning in and reading normie faglords online diary then, really honored to have such a spectacle of a man reading my depraved stories and life experiences.

>>34902775
You can be attracted to bodyparts and not the people who they are attached to

You don't get a boner when you just see boobs, right? Because if so, there are tons of fat guys with boobs, so obviously if you're into boobs you're into fat guys with boobs.

Wrong.
If you can replace the genitalia with something else and still be attracted to the person, you're attracted to the person
If there was a really hot girl and she had a dick, if you were turned off by that then shouldn't a dude with a vagina turn you on?

>>34902852
You still haven't answered why you came to a robot board while being a normalfag. I'm curious as to what you expected.

>>34902818
I am definitely willing to do that. Things touching my dick feel good. Unless you believe in god you basically just hold these beliefs because of where you are raised. Then again its probably because any human contact makes you shudder.

>>34902874
>You don't get a boner when you just see boobs, right

I literally do because I'm straight, unlike you

You're spouting postmodern tumblr bullshit to cope with the fact that you're a sociopathic bisexual. Stop shitting up my board and go to therapy if it bothers you so much.

gay thread honestly

>>34901143
You're really just kind of gay, man. It's OK to do things with other males. Most people don't care anymore. It's OK you like ladies too, but you're still kind of gay. All the rest of the shit you said is just you trying to put distance between yourself and the gay.

>>34902877
I'm sorry that you think intimacy with a fellow human means so little. I'm really sorry for you.

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Are you still attracted to men if the said dicks are detached from the rest?

>>34902877
i guess muslim pedos are okay then because the culture permits it

>i'll throw in a sassy jab at how the posters of this loser board are losers!

jesus fuck off, you're just irritating

>>34901143
I'll go to your homo meatfest anon, as long as it's not too awkward and you have ribs

>>34902917
i wonder if all normies think the way OP does or if he's just fucked up?

sure seems like it, with tinder and all...tfw

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>>34901143
What the fuck? I dont want to go to some truck stop and have an autistic dick sucking party OP

>>34902961
It's all of them. They're disgusting like that.

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>>34902979
oh...
;_;

well i hope they never develop a vaccine for herpes and AIDS, that's the only punishment nature has left for them

>>34902917
>I'm really sorry for you
No need to feel sorry for me. I have had intimate relationships with people I've known and developed feelings for. And I've had meaningless fun sex with people I kinda knew. Its not really a negative thing and they don't have to be mutually exclusive.

Everybody is different. Fair enough if you can only really think of sex as something you do with someone you love. I respect that.

>>34902796
Except the dildo part and she male gangbang bukkake video i agree with and understand everything you said anon.
>>34902874
You started off strong but got into reaching territory really fast though.
>>34902876
>why you CAME to a ROBOT board
Jesus fucking christ just shut the fuck up and get some ice on that butthurt.
I didnt COME anywhere you fucking bitch, i spent couple of years here.

Just seriously fuck off to wizchan already.
>>34902877
Truth
>>34902897
Buzzwords, buzzwords and some more buzzwords. Really intriguing.
>>34902911
I dont understand why are you trying to brand me with the GAY tag.
If we consider sexuality a spectrum with 0 being gay and 100 being straight i am something like 75.

Also
>you like ladies too
have you read anything i wrote? Its the other way around, primary attraction and lust is for women and i happen to like a dick too.
>>34902929
Not at all.
Like i said i dont find anything arousing or sexual about them. Gay porn does literally nothing from me, seeing naked men does nothing for me. Just the dicks.
>>34902949
T...thanks anon. Except it was never meant to be a homofest but an orgy. Dont know why so many anons misunderstood.
>>34902971
Sure you dont wink

>>34903085
this is why people think gays are mentally ill

>>34903085
Anon, what a time to be alive.

We are at the dawn of genetic engineering.

Artificial futanari in future is a possibility, despite we probably won't be there to witness it.

>>34903085
>not meant to be a homofest
>literally only men fucking each other up the ass

Dude. I've experimented with other males but, nigga, you gay and trying to find a way out of being gay. It might be rough, but you've just got to accept you're a big gay.

>>34903201
or bi?

Just say you're bi OP. Its not more complicated than that.

Nothing wrong with that.

Phallic shape and symbol have long been an object of fascination or even worship.

>>34903124
>quotes a post with 657 replies to completely different posts in it
>says 9 random words
Sure know exactly what you mean senpai.
>>34903130
Not my cup of tea but i jerked it to shemales (those are the ones with tits, right?) couple of times.

Its not a coincidence that the baphomet is basically a shemale.
Somebody very wise was trying to tell us something.

>>34903201
What the fuck are you even vomiting about? I said ITT that i wouldnt assfuck anybody anymore, that i was talking about
>dick suckeroo
>everything else with women

I am really tired of your fear of sexuality....

>literally only men fucking each other up the ass
Ok, where did you get that from? Considering i never once hinted at anything like it i have to go with the "its your subconscious showing you images of your deep closeted homo ass desires" thing.

I know what you mean OP. Objectively, getting fucked In the ass feels better than fucking someone, the prostate meme is real. Nothing gay about taking a big dick up your ass. Its just a fact that god put the prostate there so we would have gay anal sex. If you can't say see that I honestly feel so, so sorry for you all.

>>34901143
Don't worry, in ancient china young males were basically expected to experiment with eachother and release sexual tension together. It was considered the norm.

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Get off my board ree!

But desu I have same dilemma as you. Not into gay shit just like getting fucked and sucking

>>34903432
OP was talking about sucking dick, not getting fucked in the ass like some faggot fairy, fuck off you piece of shit

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>>34903705
you can do it yourself or get a girl to do it with her finger or a strapon tho

I'd have a girl finger me while we 69 any day

>>34901498
I'm in same condition. This is my second post. I think we are called bisexuals

>>34903752
>mfw the best ever blowjob i had was when she stuck her finger up my ass
After that she would sometimes WANT to do it again, but i felt like being emasculated or whatever so i always said no after that first time. Was a mistake i think.

>>34902485
Tbh I'd go. I'm into ops dick. Post pic op

>>34903790
It feels pretty good to be honest, my girl likes it too. I'm kind of a sub and trappy, so that helps.

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>>34901627
Idk man we could make up labels for ourselves all day but fact is you like dick and pupu so best get on with our lives

there's literally nothing gay about liking dicks

>>34903851
Nothing to write home about to be honest.
1.6 dm lenght and about 1.5 dm circumference. On my build it looks and feels small.

Sometimes i wish i was manlet because it would look huge then.

>>34901143
Yeah you are flaming faggot actually.

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>>34901143
>Why is sex so stigmatized in our time and society?
unironically women's fault

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>>34901143
>I'm not gay or anything, but we should all have a big gay orgy, just us guys