>"Assalamualaikum neighbor! We just moved in next door

>>34900987
I live across the street from some arabs, they've never said a word to me except for "Hello" once in a great while

I like them better than the chad faggot next door

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>>34900987
I hope the down payment wasn't a lot because you've got to go, neighborino.

>>34900987
Gib turkish delight or gtfo

My neighbor is some arab exchange student, I think I scared the shit out of him because I ran into him coming home at like 11pm and I was wasted as fuck, and I wanted to express my concern of how loud my speakers might be.

But since I look like the fuckin unabomber I don't think it set a good impression

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>>34901097
>turkish delight

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>>34900987
deus vuIt!

>>34900987
Well hello! And an asylum me like'em to you too!

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greebens neeighbourghs :DDD *tibs bedora*

ween juss mewb'd'in brom binlen :DDDDDD

dog bless amerigga!

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>"Habiiibi! I'm living with your neighbors for a couple weeks, what's the bar scene like around here?"

>>34901316
>316
That flight went down like a beach in Lost and there was at least two muslims onboard it, too.
Also, toppest of KeKsss.

>as a Muslim
Lulz

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>>34900987
>give them a pressure cooker as a "housewarming gift"
>wait outside their windows until I hear it hissing
>call the police
>police arrest them and confiscate the house
>city auctions the house for a fraction of what it's worth
>buy it and put it up for rent
>enjoy my new passive income

>>34902098
>That flight went down like a beach in Lost and there was at least two muslims onboard it, too.
>Also, toppest of KeKsss.
this may be the most autistic post I've ever seen

>>34900987
Hello welcome to the neighborhood. Cute family. We re the anons. Please to meet you. How long have you been living in our town forb

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I would be perfectly fine with that. I have lived in the same house for more than ten years and I have not talked to either of my neighbors, and They have moved out several times.

>>34900987
I live in a college dorm and I've never even talked to the people in the rooms next to me

I highly doubt in the real world I am gonna start doing that