I'm finally gonna stop being a virgin bros, you just have

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>>34899896
t. good looking male

>>34899937
We all good look bruh

talking about fingering is a ways away from getting lucky friendo, you still have a grand adventure ahead of you. You better like and care about this girl or I'm coming for you

i'd rather be dead than converse in such a way

>>34900134
What's wrong with the way they talked?

>>34900166
Not him but it just sounds so dumb. I dont get turned on from sexy talk. Guess I have autism.

>>34899896
How'd you get her to text you in the first place?

but she didn't reply

prove me wrong, OP

>>34900166
cliches with lols as """"""self-aware"""""" winks
it reads like bunting your way to first base playing t-ball

>>34900311
I don't think you're cut out for digital human conversation

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>>34900283
I think I'm legit gonna fuck bros, I waited 19 years for this shit

>>34900509
Where are you from?
She talks strikingly similar to my girl.

>>34900567
Boston. I doubt it's her though, unless she just transfered here for school lol

>>34900640
Nah different side of the country. Cheers

>>34900250
I don't have autism, but I agree

It's lame as shit

this shit (flirty talk) makes me feel such an unbearable sense of frustration.

I feel like I'll never be able to do it, and the amount of shit that permanently crosses off of my list weighs down on my guts like an anvil.

How do you do it, OP?

>>34899896
Alpha?
>Using "lol" any chance you get
>"I wish it could be my fingers"

Hahaha. If you fuck, she's just as desperate and pathetic as you are.

>>34901145
>He's copying her normie speak
>He's gotta get in one way or another.

Pussy is pussy anon don't be mad cause she's not yours

>>34901264
Pussy isn't pussy when the best you can do is suggest to shove your fingers in it. If my dick isn't getting wet, I'm not interested.

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>>34900509
>i wish I could have sex with you!
>i can try to hurry just for you!

anyone getting major beta vibes from this? Let's see your profile pic. It would explain a lot since Chad can be autistic.

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Don't even need to work for it anymore lads, FSD has laid the groundwork

>>34901302
You can't be autistic and go from "oh you fingered yourself" to "wish my fat dicc was inside instead"

>>34901754
This. Progression has to be subtle

>>34901754
I never had a problem with this? Maybe it's because I wouldn't suggest that I be included when I'm told "I fingered myself." It's not that hard to keep yourself from sperging out when a woman talks about masturbating.

All I'm saying is OP is not an alpha. He's relying on this girl he's talking to and going out of his way with "I'll hurry just to talk to you" instead of vice versa and it looks pathetic to me. If she's a beta-female, I guess it doesn't matter because again, she's just as desperate and pathetic.

>>34900509
>babe
You're already in, dipshit
You haven't had to wait for fucking anything
You don't goddamn belong here

>>34901343
That game sucks

But yeah u good u good

>>34900129
I love the positivity

>>34899896
>implying i havent been doing this

it doesn't work unless youre attractive, you're 19 dude, this is probably the first time you tried. Some of us have been through this over many times