Chris Chan has a license and you don't. How does that make

Chris Chan has a split in his gooch and I don't. I don't give a fuck.

>>34898523
Except I do have a license

>>34898540
Wait, what? He didn't actually get sexual reassignment surgery, the absolute madman?

>>34898523
Still good because at least I'm not as much of a rampant autistic faggot as "she" is

I mean, I'm still an autistic faggot, and quite rampantly so, it's just I want to fuck qt traps and he wants to have his infected taint wound fucked while pretending he's a qt trap, big difference

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I have a license and recently bought a 2004 Corolla

>>34898605
Yep. He believed that he's transitioning, without any medical operations.

>>34898605
No, he just got an infection from a piercing.

I do have a license and i own my own car.

but chris chan has fucked a girl as a man, fucked a man as a man, and fucked men as a female. i have never even hugged anyone, and this feels much worse to me than not having a license would have been

But I do have a license. I'm also not dying from a gaping wound in my taint.

>>34898605
no, he got his taint pierced, but his body rejected it and the holes basically combined
it looks like an axe wound

>>34898523

> Tfw licenceless driveless carless speedless pedestrian

I do have my license and my own vehicle that needs to be fucking repaired again.

People are still following chris?

>>34898523
Any retard can get a driver's license in the U.S.

It's far more difficult in Britain, especially London.

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But I do. I'm sitting in my car right now.

>>34899133
ayyyy ford sync

>>34898523
Like i dont care at all.
I dont give a fuck what others are doing or having, i care about myself and especially the things i lack.

Car or license is somewhere near the bottom of things that i would want or that would make me happy.

Nice try though.

>>34898562
ree normies leeeave etc.

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>>34898605
He pierced his gooch and called it his "Un-clit"

>>34899377
I've discovered that the voice command stuff recognizes fuck off as cancel.

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>>34898605
>>34899626
Then he took it out, the piercing got infected anyways, and he deluded himself into believing that the (((binaural beats))) he was listening to made his body grow a labia.

>>34898621
>tfw you scratched your 2017 Corolla
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34899626
He pierced his what? Where on the body is this? The prenenum? Is his pee pee gone?

>>34899696
>having a 2017 vehicle
REEEEEEE NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT

>>34899662
Im surprised he hasn't died yet. Why is this autist in front of a car. Last i checked on him he was asking for money for his moms pills. Was that a lie?

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>>34899706
No, he pieced the skin between his balls and his ass... he wears a strapon harness (that he calls his "duck strap" to hide his dick and pretend he has a clit

For everyone who says trannies are mentally ill, THIS is what actual mental illness looks like

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>falling for the vehicular jew

>>34899717
It's technically my mom's, but she drives a SUV

i don't even have my learners. im already fucked so why bother at this point.

>>34899762

My city doesn't have a bus system so I have to own a car.

>>34899762
thanks for the real laff

who the fuck is chris chan? is he a 4chan-famous anon?

>>34900106
You should do some research, buddy.

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>>34898523
i've had a liscence since I was 19

>>34900152
I didn't know he was still around. Does he have a youtube channel?

>>34899444
License doesn't do anything if you don't have anywhere to go ;^)

>>34900207
Yes. But he has 'transition'.

>>34900106
you must be new here

youmustbenewhereblox

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>>34900106
It was /v/ that discovered this tragedy 10 years ago

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>>34898523
>I'm too stupid to understand something that even chris-chan understands

>>34900655
its ok anon, I think you're cute when you're dumb :)

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>>34900106
I post this abomination in every CWC thread.

There's also a documentary on him which is really enjoyable.
https://youtu.be/bXjnakAlF-s
Good way to spend an hour

WHERE THE HELL do I go to catch up on the latest steamy chris chan news DAMMIT?

>>34902196
On his twitter. Nu-CWC is but a shade of his former glory. The last truely great moment was the gamestop incident

>>34898523
I have epilepsy. It's probably for the best, last thing I'd want to do is seize at the wheel and crash into a bunch of random people, or a building or something else.

>>34898523
He also has nudes and sex tapes floating around the internet and a couple of websites dedicated to cataloguing every single one of his past present and future fuckups.

I'm grateful I don't have any of those things.

plus he lives in a buttfuck nowhere town in some flyover American state, so of course he needs a license and a car to get around beyond just walking up to his mailbox.

>>34898540
Don't forget his bent circumcised micropenis!

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>>34900106
He is probably the most cyber-bullied person online, and also the one person to have the most exhaustive wiki entirely dedicate to him, outside of celebrities and fictional characters.

He's autistic and was discovered through his Sonichu website where he scanned paper & crayon cartoon drawings of his original character of a yellow Sonic that shoots lighting bolts.

From the looks of it, people assumed that it was just some kid doing the cartoons, but he was already in his mid 20s by then.

Then people found that he also had youtube videos and also how he was banned from his community college for standing around with a cardboard sign that said I AM LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND-FREE GIRL PLEASE NO BLACKIES OR FATTIES and things kept getting weirder and weirder and eventually like 12 year olds from /b/ and /v/ would pretend to be girls and got him to upload naked pictures of himself and sex tapes and at one point his house burned down beause his parents and himself are hoarders and now fast forward years and years later he's like 35 years old and a tranny who lives with his mom.

>>34902196
the cwcki.

Even his idealized cartoon persona wear autism shoes. Kek.

>>34899662
/pol/, please. Binaural beats are a cool sound sensation that technically doesn't exist. Just because new age faggots use it for their shitty "healing" videos doesn't make some sort of kike trickery.

>>34903964
I stand corrected. Do you have any good non-new age examples of binaural beats?

>>34904706
Basic science
Lemme give you a quick rundown on binaural beats
>Brain naturally produces waves depending on brain activity
>Slow waves for when you're tired, fast waves when you're awake and firing up your neurons
>Binaural beats can shift your brain to produce certain waves
That's it
It's no magic. It just makes you feel tired or wide awake. It can also give you seizures thougj

>>34898523

I do have a license and I've had it for 12 years, faggot.

Any dipshit can drive a car.

>>34898523
i just got my instruction permit in the mail bruh

Chris is a work of art.

I've never felt so many emotions reading about another human being- disgust, anger, sympathy, sadness, laughter, confusion, fascination, empathy ect.

He is the perfect mistake. He's too stupid to function, but not retarded. He's too mean to have friends but not mean enough to be a threat. He's bizarrely charming and unique, but too self absorbed and gross to take advantage of it.

Just when you think there is a bottom, he sets the bar lower. He's king of the freaks and should be a permanent mod of this forum.

>>34898523
I do have a license, though.

>>34898523
At least it doesn't make me feel like a normie

How in the fuck is he not dead yet?