[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

A single guy tried to find a date the 'old-fashioned'

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

Thread replies: 85
Thread images: 16

File: gf.jpg (194KB, 1912x1036px) Image search: [Google]
gf.jpg
194KB, 1912x1036px
Getting a gf should take no longer than one day.
It's literally that easy.

What is your major malfunction?

vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DIeL4-wwBo
>>
>>34895122
i'm not some foreign chad with an accent
>>
>>34895147
he's in london you plonker
>>
I'm not attractive
>>
>>34895147
this. He is still playing at normal mode. Even he got rejected multiple times so if you are slenderman looking nerd like me, you got no chance. Well at least I am not manlet
>>
Videos like this are staged, you know that right? Do you also believe you can get a sixpack in six days or whatever else the TV tells you?
>>
>>34895122
I have social anxiety, I literally shit my pants when i'm around people
>>
>>34895122
1. This Guy is Chad
2. He has a attractive voice
3. He got still rejected that often

I think we can say that a guy that is that attractive (7-8/10) got rejected so often, what do you think happens to us beta robots? At the end we maybe succeed with a fat ugly land whale and almost vomit while we see her even in clothes.
>>
>>34895122
To be really fucking honest the only thing that ever stopped me was thinking that the female Im currently talking to isnt interested in me romantically.

Ive never really asked a girl to be my girlfriend and even that sounds retarded. Do people really ask that anymore or do they kiss and just know it?

Being awkward and lazy in my teens really fucked my view of relationships.
>>
>>34895163
Why are you posting images of singers from faggot emo bands?
>>
>>34895163
>Anglo-Saxon man in London
He's foreign alright
>>
File: 541.jpg (55KB, 500x506px) Image search: [Google]
541.jpg
55KB, 500x506px
>>34895356
Half of them are staged yes the other half are not

>>34895570
Because i need to know if i should suck a creamy log of shit out of andy sixxs asshole. Should i?

>>34895662
funny AND true

I've literally done this myself and got a gf from it. Seriously. It's easy.
>>
>tfw 5'5"

i really try not to be insecure about my height. I really do.

but fuck it's so discouraging. it ruins every single mental image anybody could ever have of you. it makes you subhuman in the eyes of so many. it renders you a neutered dog at best and a hateful troll at worst

just looking at this shit drives me crazy, there's NO REASON i could EVER expect to be successful doing something like this, even if i DID have a chad face, and I wasn't autismo, and didn't dress like shit, i'd STILL be a subhuman fucking turbo manlet.

i should just fucking off myself. i will never have "romance"i will never be "loved'

no woman will ever think "oh i'm so lucky to have him he's perfect in every way"

and even if i do get a gf i'll get some 30-year old used up fucking whore who deep down i hate but the loneliness got to me and i just couldn't take it anymore so i married her, damn her fucking hide

i can't deal with this shit much longer. there's the garage, there's the car. one night with the car running, inside the garage, everything locked up, i'd be done, yes
>>
Yeah, but he's average looking. I'm not.
>>
>>34895122
>going around everywhere and being a pussy beggar

fuck that shit I have too much self respect for that.
>>
>>34895760

I'm 5'2. Shut up.
>>
>>34895857
t. 6'2''

oreeegano
>>
>>34895122
well it's on the internet it must be true
>>
>>34895955
>>34895857
>>34895760
there are many manlet sex symbols stop making excuses
>>
I'm too diminished to do anything related to that. In the past, I've been shot down way too hard and it really destroyed my confidence/ego. Can't build up the courage to try again.
>>
>>34895400
>he has an attractive voice(corrected your article for you)

He has an English accent IN ENGLAND. I see /r9k/ is reclaiming the title of dumbest board from /tv/.
>>
File: 1449261360048.jpg (20KB, 306x306px) Image search: [Google]
1449261360048.jpg
20KB, 306x306px
>>34895122
>Chad goes out and pays women to talk to him.
Get a fucking grip on reality. This guy is tall, good looking, and socially confident. Fuck off.
But I know this thread is bait anyway.
>>
>>34896064
>Chad

If that guy posted his face here you would all give him a 3/10. Fucking /r9k/ man.
>>
>>34895122
The problem is he got rejected more times than the video shows. This is probably real but the few successes came after hours if effort
>>
File: 1429955748030.gif (2MB, 460x500px) Image search: [Google]
1429955748030.gif
2MB, 460x500px
>>34895760
>>34895857
Being a manlet is literally the worst curse that can plague a man.
You have to be turbo-chad to be even be on the same level as your average normie if you're under 5'9, 6'0 more likely though.
>>34896098
If that guy is a 3/10 then good fucking Christ we all must be ugly cave troll demons from the deepest depths of hell.
He's objectively either better looking than average if anything.
Not to mention that he has the confidence to not only go out and talk to a bunch of random women but attempt to court them as well. Dude's a fucking Chad. He has the social capital to do shit like this.
If some ugly manlet spergy robot ever attempted something like this, he'd get accused of sexual assault and thrown in fucking prison.
>>
>>34896064
He was shorter than that one girl in the video though.

He looks like hes 5'11" - 6 ft.

>>34896126
>hours of effort
Spending a couple hours asking people out doesn't sound bad so long as you don't let rejection be a personal thing.
>>
File: py9NcxL.jpg (75KB, 1000x820px) Image search: [Google]
py9NcxL.jpg
75KB, 1000x820px
>>34895122
He has a terrible nose, but a decent jaw line, and he's not an overweight NEET.

He also dresses decent. I'm going to stay in my room.
>>
>>34896064
also walking around with a TV crew
>>
>>34896193
I'd say probably 5'10" tops.
>>
>>34896200
I've said it before and I'll say it again: A large amount of people on this board are fit and decent looking because that's under our control. We're just pussies that can't talk to girls.
>>
>>34896201
Yeah.
I mean once Stacys see the fucking camera crew off in the distance you know their personality changes.
They're probably vile and disgusting human beings when those cameras aren't rollng.
>>
File: 1487145195630.jpg (46KB, 402x589px) Image search: [Google]
1487145195630.jpg
46KB, 402x589px
>>34895760
HAHAHAHA LITTLE MAN
YOU CAN COMPETE WITH THIS
>>
>>34895122
I never realised how disgusting women are till I watched that. Every single one of them just seemed so vile, horrible and completely unappealing beyond their looks.

Thank God I don't have a gf. I can only continue to hope and pray I never do.
>>
File: 1430702029954.png (182KB, 256x286px) Image search: [Google]
1430702029954.png
182KB, 256x286px
>>34896235
>A large amount of people on this board are fit and decent looking
>>
>>34896235
I'm not though. I'm 50 lbs overweight.
>>
>>34895122
yeah that works if you can ask 100+ people in a row maybe
the chances of finding a single girl that doesn't find you off putting for some small reason and not freak out and act all bitchy about you approaching them is so freaking small these days it's not even worth bothering, besides if she is single she's probably a tinder slut and trying to hook up with guys online that she doesn't even notice guys irl
>>
>>34896325
Yes, because most people on this board are well under 25 and at that age it's super easy to stay in good shape.
>>
The women he went home with are incredibly cute and don't look like sloots. except for the roller blades girl but w/e
>>
File: 1470903108605.jpg (70KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
1470903108605.jpg
70KB, 500x500px
>>34896235
>A large amount of people on this board are fit and decent looking
surely you fucking jest
>>
>>34896356
>tfw no slutty rollerblades gf
>>
File: 1448848506587.jpg (16KB, 250x237px) Image search: [Google]
1448848506587.jpg
16KB, 250x237px
>>34896325
Who is this loli and why is she not being tickled until she's wet herself?
>>
File: image.jpg (35KB, 597x519px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
35KB, 597x519px
>>34895857
I'm 4'2, u stfu faggot.
>>
>>34896374
See >>34896354. I'm not saying body builders but generally slim and good cardiovascular shape.
>>
>>34896388
Holy fuck dude, how young are you?
>>
>>34895122
All this work...all this rejection...for an uggly slut?

I will never understand normies.
>>
>>34896354

Not ugly != good looking and able to attract women
>>
>>34895122
Because I live in the suburbs with my parents where there are no other people my age and I have no money because I can't find a job. If I lived in a big city like London it would obviously be relatively easy to find a date, although I would almost 100% fuck up on the date and never see them again
>>
File: 1455972113105.png (95KB, 540x480px) Image search: [Google]
1455972113105.png
95KB, 540x480px
>>34896354
>Since you're under 25 that must mean you're attractive and fit because lol fuck genetics and shit xdddd
>>
>>34895122
I R retarded and look like warthog!

when talkin to girls I R say

>grrr arrrg I R scary Draggon grrrr you'll never get me taters!
>>
>>34896419
Im 20. Kunt.
>>
>>34896476
Point is your body is in prime condition to build muscle and burn fat when you're that young. If you're like 19-22, you have zero excuses to be flabby.
>>
File: 1475716029553.jpg (76KB, 480x454px) Image search: [Google]
1475716029553.jpg
76KB, 480x454px
>>34896419
whats my age have to do with anything just tell me who this loli is and why she isn't being tickled to death
>>
Is online "dating" the only option?
How the fuck do people meet each other and form relationships?
This video made me think what's the point? Women are a fucking joke.
>>
>>34896523
She's been posted on 4chan for years, retard. I'm not spoonfeeding you shit.
>>
>>34896516
>what is motivation
im liking this new meme though
>>
>>34896531
I think the point was more that he was also looking to not do the whole Facebook messaging back and forth bullshit and just keep it totally in person.
>>
>walk around getting punched in the gut all day long
normies are insane
>>
>>34896549
Not memeing at all. If you're under 25 and fat, you'll never have an easier time losing the weight than right now.
>>
>>34895280
this

ILikeConsensualSex
>>
File: image.jpg (42KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
42KB, 500x500px
>>34896531
>>34896344
The point is that the boom days of online dating are over. People use it because it's convenient, but it's mostly light entertainment.

As the woman in the video says, now that most men only approach women online, the ones that do it IRL are considered very brave.

protip: girls like brave guys

So should i suck a creamy log from his anus r9k?
>>
>>34896549

>>34896595 is right. If you're under 30 and not too overweight, there's no better time than now
>>
>>34896627
>brave = Chad
>awkward/aggressive = everybody else
>>
>>34895122
>be handsome, relaxed, skilled socially, charming
>rejected constantly
>people think something must be wrong with you
>almost get beat up
>>
>>34896627
No idea who that guy is but let's hope that picture wasn't taken past like 2006.
>>
>>34896627
Dude, if you can just go out there and talk to girls, you arent ugly or shy.
So, make your job easier and go to a club. Girls are drunk, so you dont get rejected that often. And they dressed more provocatively so its more fun.

Thats how normal people get laid outside of dating apps and facebook.
>>
>>34896627
That was an old woman that said that. What does she know about the dating world these days?
And despite the guy being brave he still got rejected a shitload because the girls felt uncomfortable being approached directly.
>>
>>34896052
Same. I truly believe im ugly. At work none of the female staff will look at me. Theres this office whore and she flirts with EVERYONE, even the old men. I tried just talking to her and she blanked me. I have daydreams of killing her. Whenever I hear of women getting killed I have no sympathy.

I don't even find her attractive, its her active attempts to exclude I cant tolerate. I wouldn't even mind a conversation about the weather.
>>
>>34896531
the journey of finding a gf is proximity based. so either work or school. but since you are a robot you have neither of those. maybe some sort of niche hobby club.


>>34896627
what the fuck are talking about? online dating is only going up and becoming the norm. it wouldn't be even considered brave, in fact it's becoming weird.
>>
>>34896235
Thanks for lying to me.

>Im actually beautiful and all my life I had no idea.

Wow. Thanks man.
>>
Reminder that if you're black you're automatically Chad.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hj5WqO8VUSs
>>
>>34896627
>As the woman in the video says, now that most men only approach women online, the ones that do it IRL are considered very brave.

Now I know you have no idea what you're talking about. Good looking men approach ALL the time. It isn't considered "brave", because it so mundane to women. They just don't do it autistically like in the video.

>HEY U SINGLE?
>WANNA GO OUT RIGHT NOW

If a girl likes a guy, she WILL let him know. Talking to him often.Touching. Asking to hang out. These are green lights that the guy will pick up easily, and all the good looking guy needs to do at that point is to reciprocate the signals given to him.
>>
>>34896810
wrong.
that guy is a fucking Tyrone
>oozes confidence and ego
>tall
>good looking
>literally doesnt give a fuck- again confidence.

It's just black Chad. Tyrone/
>>
>>34896810

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twTmtzGYHbQ
>>
File: andy.jpg (53KB, 480x405px) Image search: [Google]
andy.jpg
53KB, 480x405px
>>34896647
there are literally instruction videos on how to feign confidence on yt my man. not an argument.

>>34896693
its andy sixx. think i should suck a log of creamy poo out of his bum?

>>34896735
she was clearly a lesbian. Woman talk about this shit all the time. And obviously they don't want to admit they prefer being approached irl because if guys knew that they wouldnt be able to walk to work without being harrassed every 30 seconds.
>still got rejected
still would have had better results than on tinder

>>34896778
Did you even watch the video? She literally said it's brave of him to do it. You're late to the party frank. Online dating peaked about four years ago. Look at the statistics of dating website user bases and they're dropping massively. Tinder is also losing users.
All of them are being overrun with bots
>>
>>34896627
>protip: girls like brave guys
no they don't
women say they like something doesn't mean what they say. clearly you don't know shit about women if you think they mean what they say and say what they mean.
>>
>>34896905
yeah it was some old bitch who told the guy it was brave. guy got validation off of grandma congrats. when he cold approached those girls on the street they reacted like they got uppercut.
>>
>>34896905
>feign confidence

Robots can't feign confidence. Most normies can't. Confidence is earned through achievement or felt after genuinely life fulfilling experiences. Robots are stuck in a void of depression so it won't happen unless he becomes very lucky or physical transformation into low bf % and decent clothes.
>>
>>34895704
>I've literally done this myself and got a gf from it. Seriously. It's easy.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>
gr8 b8 op well trolled well trolled
>>
>>34896395
H-how old are you, you can't be joking right.....
>>
I have an astonishingly high success-rate on getting numbers from girls IRL for being a fat, autistic black guy

Only problem is it never goes past the first date because I'm a fat, autistic black guy
>>
>>34895760
Most car engines have catalytic converters that filter out 99% of CO so you'd just wake up with a massive headache
>>
>>34895356
It's extremely obvious it's fake. The people can see the one guy filming, and then he's discussing with these women how they would like to be approached. These people didn't accept the date because they wanted to date him.
>>
I did that a few times like pick up a girl on the street or the bookstore and get their numbers

they never reply
>>
holy shit i know the chick that he went on a date with, not the italian chick the one with the NY hat
Thread posts: 85
Thread images: 16


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.