> Be me, few days ago > 19yo in high school in Poland Kurwa

>>34894662
>In middle school I showed gay porn to my principal. And I'm not even gay.
Bad news anon I think you're gay

>>34894662
This is why you double-check essays and keep your porn separate from your work, both incidents were caused by your negligence.

>>34894781
I don't blame you for thinking this. But it was really like a series of unfortunate events.
My principal forced me to edit cringy video school news because nobody could do green screen. I was so angry that i changed the green background to gay porn, just to be funny to my fucking 14yo dumb self. But i forgot to change it before i showed it to her.
Long story short my principal was showed a group of middle school kids in front of a anus licking gay porn video.

>>34894848
Jesus how did you not get expelled for that? I'm pretty sure those kids' parents would at least push for that.

>>34894897
Thanks god my principal was chill as fuck. And nobody ever seen that but her. I just closed the laptop in 0.5 quantoseconds after realising what have I done, changed it and showed it to her again. But I'm sure she seen it, and just ignored it (treated me like a retard afterwards, but I fully understand). I will thank her for that until I fucking die.

>>34894960
>she seen it
>she seen it

tell me you arent a native english speaker.

>>34895010
The second line in my first post states that I'm not.

>>34894662
top kek

at least you live in Poland, that would get you in jail in canada, uk, australia, nz

>>34895041
This, someone got v& in an airport because customs caught him with his gigabytes of untranslated sadpandas he was working on. If you ever get caught with the stuff you're going on national news and half the country will know your face. Consider yourself lucky kurwa.
t. Sheep shagger

>>34894897
It's Poland. People aren't pussywhipped and they don't get triggered over basic biology.

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>>34894662
>19yo in high school

>>34895327
>fucking other men up the place where excrement comes out
>basic biology

>>34895396
then why did God put the prostate in the ass?

>>34895349
>tfw 20 and still in high school

>>34896015
I'm ending school in may. It's normal here, I have never repeated a year.

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HALF POLISH
HALF MAN
FULL DEAD

>>34895526
to make pooping comfy

>>34895349
its different in poland

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JAAAKI PEDAL JAHAHAHA OJ CHUJ

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jak tam na kownencie cwelu xDD

pictures or you know what

>>34895349
I'm also 19 and in highschool. I'm bad at following instructions. And stubborn. And lazy.

the solutin is to shit to your own mouth in the lesson
ps its truth

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>>34894662
Is Poland the most robotic country in the Europe?

Post the link
I want to see the original loli porn